The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

Trail # 373 – 2nd Anal Life Aquatic Hash! Pussy Whisker, Scouts on Her, Intents to Pee, Kiwiwiwi

 We want you to join our team. The team Zissou team! Get your red caps, your red speedos’ and  your blue track suits ready.  And any interns (Virgins)  you’re willing to  trade  to pirates  for the freedom  of your crew should  we sail through  restricted territory. Your campari to drink with  your crew  or  champagne […]

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Trail #349 – March of the Penguins! Pussy Whisker, In Tents to Pee, Clitoria’s Secret

With polar vortex’s and chilly days and nights, to warm you up we bring you the March of the penguin hash. Come as a literal penguin or a Service Industry Penguin (Tuxedo style, black and whites, chef checks) and march through the icy realm with us! Trail will be A to slightly B. You’ll be […]

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Trail # 316 – Thrift Shop Tranny Jack, Bearly Blue & Urine Asian

  I’m gonna run this hash Only got a dollar and a six pack I-I-I’m twitchy Which way on that whichy Use more fucking flour So wear their granddad’s clothes! And look incredible! What’s YBF stand for? I don’t see no blobs no more! Prelube at Ground Holy, On-after BBG, Between’s a mystery; If you […]

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Trail # 315 – Life Aquatic Pussy Whisker & Just Kyle

  Don your wet suits, put on your orange knit caps, and ready your Speedo’s cause Pussy Whisker wants you on Team Zissou. Not ready to join our elite crew of seamen (semen?). Come as whatever water creature you wish. Just watch out for that Jaguar Shark and cum join Pussy Whisker on her overnight […]

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Trail # 291 – Stephen King

  We got a virgin hare this trail and Pussy Wkisker wants you to get your King on.   So come dressed as your favorite Stephen King character from any of the books or movies and get your freak on! It will be purrfect for Pussy Whisker! Bring: $1 (no coins), a six pack, whistle […]

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