The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

#212 – 60% of the time, it works every time.

“Since some virgin-haring wankers decided to shoot their load a week early in celebration of the new Saints season, we’ll go on a variation of the theme — this time in the press booth. Grab your sport coats and cranium mikes, ’cause this week’s theme is Sportscasters & Anchormen! Do your best John Madden or […]

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#193 – “The Hash Abides”

In the spirit of “The Dude”, instead of giving the hares a hard time in this week’s write up; I will leave all you wanks with some awesome hash advice. Have fun No short cutting trail If you do short cut trail, be really good at it Debts from punishments will be paid in beer […]

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#182 Luck be the “Lay”dy Thursday night

Reasons why 8 Lays a Week is LUCKY She’s getting lucky everyday…sometimes 10X more a week. Perhaps that’s why we hardly see her. She’s so lucky to do the deed with not one but TWO co-hares! First timer cherry unpopped Just Joe will have his first lay with her while Jizz Rag hops on to […]

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#170 – Everything Butt Christmas

Seems like our virgin hare, Jefferson Starfish, is part of that evil group of people who want to take Christmas out of the holiday season. This week’s hash is everything except for fucking Christmas. Get out your Kwanza gear, Chanukah hat, or Mardi Gras beads out, because as far as I can tell, anything goes. […]

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Newly Named!

In the past few weeks, we’ve had some namings, and with the Red Dress Run coming up some, I reckon there’ll be more! So long Just Ryan, hello Jizz Rag! Sayonara Just Ralph, konnichiwa It’s Just a Little Prick! Adios Just Mike, hola Wax On, Wacks Off! Auf Wiedersehen Just Andee, guten tag Battlesnatch Galacticunt!

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