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#212 – 60% of the time, it works every time.

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“Since some virgin-haring wankers decided to shoot their load a week early in celebration of the new Saints season, we’ll go on a variation of the theme — this time in the press booth. Grab your sport coats and cranium mikes, ’cause this week’s theme is Sportscasters & Anchormen! Do your best John Madden or Ron Burgundy impressions. We’ll be down in the Irish Channel (Another Uptown hash–GASP!!). Cya there!!” — Jizz Rag Date: Thursday, September 8, 2011 Theme: “Dress like the Press” (or some semblance thereof) Start: The dog park at the corner of Constance St & 9th St, … Continue Reading#212 – 60% of the time, it works every time.

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#193 – “The Hash Abides”

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In the spirit of “The Dude”, instead of giving the hares a hard time in this week’s write up; I will leave all you wanks with some awesome hash advice. Have fun No short cutting trail If you do short cut trail, be really good at it Debts from punishments will be paid in beer Congratulations for achievements will be paid in beer Being lame will force you to come into circle, be mocked at, and drink beer The RA is always right. When the RA is wrong, the RA is still right Don’t use the “R” word If you’re … Continue Reading#193 – “The Hash Abides”

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#182 Luck be the “Lay”dy Thursday night

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Reasons why 8 Lays a Week is LUCKY She’s getting lucky everyday…sometimes 10X more a week. Perhaps that’s why we hardly see her. She’s so lucky to do the deed with not one but TWO co-hares! First timer cherry unpopped Just Joe will have his first lay with her while Jizz Rag hops on to clean up their “mess” She’s an IRISH baby. Need I say more? She’s lucky that she’s not getting yogurt as her cake. That is my gift to her. Ask her about her infamous hoodie that caused a lot of gossip that led to her naming…They … Continue Reading#182 Luck be the “Lay”dy Thursday night

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#170 – Everything Butt Christmas

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Seems like our virgin hare, Jefferson Starfish, is part of that evil group of people who want to take Christmas out of the holiday season. This week’s hash is everything except for fucking Christmas. Get out your Kwanza gear, Chanukah hat, or Mardi Gras beads out, because as far as I can tell, anything goes. Just don’t bring any of your Ho, Ho, Ho’s. On-On, Evertything Butt Sex Hare: Jefferson Starfish (virgin hare), JizzRag Theme: Everything Butt Christmas Location: Madigan’s – 800 South Carrollton Avenue, New Orleans, LA 70118-1012 Time: THURSDAY, December 23rd. 6:30pm Show. 7pm, Go! View Larger Map

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Newly Named!

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In the past few weeks, we’ve had some namings, and with the Red Dress Run coming up some, I reckon there’ll be more! So long Just Ryan, hello Jizz Rag! Sayonara Just Ralph, konnichiwa It’s Just a Little Prick! Adios Just Mike, hola Wax On, Wacks Off! Auf Wiedersehen Just Andee, guten tag Battlesnatch Galacticunt!