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Trail # 499 – Let your Freak Flag Fly! – Woody Poke Her, Dead Cell

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This Thursday, leave inhibitions at home! Let your freak flag fly! Knock the dust off of your favorite strap-on, my little pony butt plug, gimp suit, or traffic cop uniform. wear whatever you like; but wear your shiggy socks and wear bug spray! There may be more that one beer stop, so bring more to drink than normal (including water). There may be a shot check or two, so bring your designated driver. You may want some dry shoes at the end, but that’s your business.  Bring: $1 (no coins) 6-Pack, whistle, flashlight Date: August 4 6:30 Show, 7 pm … Continue ReadingTrail # 499 – Let your Freak Flag Fly! – Woody Poke Her, Dead Cell

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Trail # 484 – The Day the Music Died – Clitoria’s Secret, Dead Cell, and Sir Yacks a Lot

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The Day the Music Died.  Music legends have been dropping like flies in recent months.  Pay tribute to your favorite recently deceased legend, or music in general.  Shit, any band T-shirt will do.  I don’t do themes. Bring: $1 (no coins) 6-Pack, whistle, flashlight Date:  Thursday, April 28, 2016 6:30 Show, 7 pm Go! Theme:  The Day the Music Died. Start:  Tchoupitoulas and Market St. Hare and Co-Hares: Clitoria’s Secret and Dead Cell Beer Hare:  Urine Circle Pre-Lube Location:  Urban South Brewery 1645 Tchoupitoulas St, New Orleans, LA 70130 On-After Location:  Probably Half Moon Dog Friendly?:  Iffy.  Wouldn’t recommend it for running … Continue ReadingTrail # 484 – The Day the Music Died – Clitoria’s Secret, Dead Cell, and Sir Yacks a Lot

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Trail # 466: The Hash is Out of Control! – Jackrophiliac, Dead Cell, and Tits Don’t Fit

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Bring your Safety Buddy and reflective vests, because this Hash has gotten OUT OF CONTROL! The only way we can keep having a hash is by making sure nobody has their jimmies rustled one bit, so we’re going to Metairie/Lakeview where it’s nice and safe. Tell your parents we will have you home by 9 for your bath and bedtime story. Bring: $1 (no coins please),  a 6-pack, flashlight, & whistle. Date: January 28, 2016. 6:30 Show 6:69 Go Theme: The Hash is Out of Control! Come dressed as a social justice warrior or a godless heathen with no common decency … Continue ReadingTrail # 466: The Hash is Out of Control! – Jackrophiliac, Dead Cell, and Tits Don’t Fit

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Trail # 439 – Stand By Me! Dead Cell & Cooter Webs

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Come hang with some of your favorite weirdos for trail in Lakeview! A to A+ Bring: $1 (no coins please), a 6-pack , flashlight, & whistle. Water for you and your pups! Bug spray is always a good idea for them skeeters! Date: Thursday July 30th, 2015 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm Go! Theme: Stand By Me Hares (s):Cooter Webs & Dead Cell Beer Hare: Just Garrett Start: Parlay’s, 870 Harrison Ave, New Orleans, LA 70124 Prelube: Parlay’s On-After: Parlay’s Dog Friendly: Yes, as long as leashed and you bring water for them. Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything specific needed for trail? It’s hot! Remember … Continue ReadingTrail # 439 – Stand By Me! Dead Cell & Cooter Webs

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Trail # 424 – Choose Your Holiday! Saved by the Bush & Dead Cell

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The hares have a fun trail planned — don’t be alarmed that it’s outside of the city! There’s still beer, and running, and flour, and drinking, and singing, and shenanigans. True trail should be about five miles. They hope to see y’all there! These are your many options for April 16th (according to checkitday.com):  Celebrate Teen Literature Day! Get to Know Your Customer Day! National Ask an Atheist Day! National Baked Ham with Pineapple Day! National Eggs Benedict Day! National High Five Day! National Wear Your Pajamas to Work Day! Save the Elephant Day! Holocaust Remembrance Day! National Healthcare Decision Day! Teach … Continue ReadingTrail # 424 – Choose Your Holiday! Saved by the Bush & Dead Cell