The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

Trail # 499 – Let your Freak Flag Fly! – Woody Poke Her, Dead Cell

This Thursday, leave inhibitions at home! Let your freak flag fly! Knock the dust off of your favorite strap-on, my little pony butt plug, gimp suit, or traffic cop uniform. wear whatever you like; but wear your shiggy socks and wear bug spray! There may be more that one beer stop, so bring more to […]

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Trail # 484 – The Day the Music Died – Clitoria’s Secret, Dead Cell, and Sir Yacks a Lot

The Day the Music Died.  Music legends have been dropping like flies in recent months.  Pay tribute to your favorite recently deceased legend, or music in general.  Shit, any band T-shirt will do.  I don’t do themes. Bring: $1 (no coins) 6-Pack, whistle, flashlight Date:  Thursday, April 28, 2016 6:30 Show, 7 pm Go! Theme:  The […]

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Trail # 466: The Hash is Out of Control! – Jackrophiliac, Dead Cell, and Tits Don’t Fit

Bring your Safety Buddy and reflective vests, because this Hash has gotten OUT OF CONTROL! The only way we can keep having a hash is by making sure nobody has their jimmies rustled one bit, so we’re going to Metairie/Lakeview where it’s nice and safe. Tell your parents we will have you home by 9 […]

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Trail # 439 – Stand By Me! Dead Cell & Cooter Webs

Come hang with some of your favorite weirdos for trail in Lakeview! A to A+ Bring: $1 (no coins please), a 6-pack , flashlight, & whistle. Water for you and your pups! Bug spray is always a good idea for them skeeters! Date: Thursday July 30th, 2015 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm Go! Theme: Stand By Me […]

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Trail # 424 – Choose Your Holiday! Saved by the Bush & Dead Cell

The hares have a fun trail planned — don’t be alarmed that it’s outside of the city! There’s still beer, and running, and flour, and drinking, and singing, and shenanigans. True trail should be about five miles. They hope to see y’all there! These are your many options for April 16th (according to  Celebrate Teen Literature […]