Voodoo Hash House Harriers

Cinderella story, out of NOLA, former Hasher, now about to become Master’s champion. It looks like a mirac- it’s in the hole! Dress in your best golf attire, cum ready to get your balls in the hole. Make sure you wrap both hands around the shaft but don’t grip it too tightly. Be careful, there may be some varmints on trail. Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, August 2nd, 2017 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: Caddy Shack Start Address: Monkey Hill Bar (6100 Magazine St, New Orleans, LA 70118) Hare & Co-hares: Just Damian … Continue ReadingTrail #615 – “Caddyshack” – Just Damian & Iceman Thumbeth

Does it run through your veins? When the wind whips at your hair in the night, do you feel the call? Can you resist the urge? To be one of us; to run with the pack; to feel the burn of blueberry rum in your nostrils and bark at the hashersby who stare and those that dare to mark your beer for themselves?   These were the questions your hares faced the night of the great HOWL UP. When the campers had bedded their nymphs and all lay slumbering under Puck’s pansy juices, the drums of the Wolfberry gripped two … Continue ReadingTrail #614 – “Wolfberry: The Rehowling” – Tits Don’t Fit & Whordini

From Drag Queen (surprise co-hare): Omg you guys, I’m so excited mom is going to let me co-hare! We scouted trail today, and I had so much fun! I got to go swimming, and roll around in grass, and chase a bird, and it was awesome! City Park is my favorite! I’m pretty sure the humans will like this trail too! They’d be silly not to! If you’re not a human, and you’re a tough doggo, and your human doesn’t mind carrying you sometimes, you’ll have fun too! I found a ball!  Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, … Continue ReadingTrail #613 – “Excitement & Trail Treasure” – Saved By the Bush, Maid of Jizzed On Her, & surprise hare Drag Queen!

The 80’s. Summer. So many fantastic movies about being an adolescent when the world was simpler. Perhaps they were about summer camp, or vacationing with your dead boss, or even the doldrums of a summer job. But one movie stood alone. A movie with a hero that not only was voted the Sexiest Man Alive but who also posed for Playgirl. And that hero, that man; was Mark Harmon. Summer School was the best 80s movie ever and I’ll fight anyone who says otherwise. It had a hot foreign exchange student, burnout horror movie aficionados, dumb jocks, poindexter nerds and … Continue ReadingTrail #612 – “Summer School” – Patrick Gayze & Scuba Steve

Oh say can you see, the sparkle party Where so proudly we run (walk) and drink many down-downs Who’s broad trail has much flour, And many YBFs Oh hey now we’re lost, But we don’t really care Hey the shot check’s right there! There’s glitter in my hair! The hares are just dicks, If I’m Dead Cell I’ll complain. At least there’s no shiggy on this shitty trail In the land of the Voodoo, And the home of the trashed. Please come dressed in your best patriotic splendor to drink some beers and do a trail with us. Fair warning, … Continue ReadingTrail #611 – “American Sparkle Party” – Shitler’s List & Petrified Wood