Voodoo Hash House Harriers

This is a Rubik’s cube hash. Come dressed in a combo of the 6 colors of the cube: Green, White, Blue, Orange, Yellow, and Red. (Or any colors, it’s really not that serious!) For instance, wear a green strap on, an orange tie, yellow booty shorts, a blue thong, and red pasties. There will be instructions about how to peel off the stickers at chalk talk. There will be no talk of how fast you can solve a Rubik’s cube – no one wants to hear that… nerd. Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, September … Continue ReadingTrail #620 – “Rubik’s Cube” – Fucked by MapQuest and Que E. Oui Oui

Come out and celebrate Southern Decadence the New Orleans way. Come dressed in your most enticing attire and sashay through the streets of the quater with booze in hand and shots on the mind. Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, August 30th, 2017 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: Decadence Start Address: Louis Armstrong Park (N Rampart & St. Philip) Hare & Co-hares: Just David and In The Kitchen Beer hare: Twater Sports Pre-Lube:Black Penny On-After: No designated place, just general Souther Decadence debauchery in the quarter. Dog Friendly: As friendly as frolicking through the … Continue ReadingTrail #619 – “Southern Decadence” – Just David and In The Kitchen

Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry Headmaster: Albus Dumbledore (Order of Merlin, First Class, Grand Sorc., Chf. Warlock, Supreme Mugwump, International Confed. of Wizards)    Dear Half-Mind,    We are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Please find enclosed a list of all necessary books and equipment. Term begins on August 23. We await your owl by no later than August 21.    Yours sincerely,    Under Cummer, Deputy Headmistress     Welcome to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft & Wizardry! On Thursday, join with us as we take the journey back to … Continue ReadingTrail #618 – “Welcome Back to Hogwarts!” – Mr. hEd

The worst people in all of humanity, are haring the worse hash against all humanity. The theme is to be your worst, as the worst hares try their best. There will be some cards, and shit too. Bring extra booze to drown how horrible it’s gonna be. It’ll be the worst. Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (no glass!), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, August 16, 2018 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: Hash Against Humanity Start Address: Franklin Ave. and Chartres St, New Orleans, LA 70117 Hare & Co-hares: Inside Voice, P.O.O.P. Beer hare: Just David Pre-Lube: Mimi’s in the Marigny 2601 … Continue ReadingTrail #617 – “Hash Against Humanity” – Inside Voice & Penis Over Other People

Bienvenue to a tour of old New Orleans Vieux Carré! On this trail, hashers will earn & spend doubloons as we navigate the French Quarter. Stop by Storyville where the ladies of the Red Light District will have you “turn a trick” aka complete a challenge to earn doubloons. Haggle with a peddler for a delicious morsel, a satisfying libation, and items to spice up your Red Dress attire. Meet a pirate along the way and you may have to surrender your plunder or find a map to buried treasure! Look out for special doubloons to receive VooDoo hab & … Continue ReadingBienvenue à Vieux Carré: Pirates, Peddlers, & Prostitutes