The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

Trail #651 – “My Pussy is Dead” – Tits Don’t Fit & Urine Asian

I haven’t yet let the social media-verse know that unfortunately, I had to put down one of my kittens recently. Thursday I would like to honor her life along with any other furry friends the hash has lost. Obituary below:

ATL/NOLA ~ Memorial services will be held Thursday, April 11, 2019 at 6:30 p.m. Stallings Playground for Gamora Foster-Drew, age 8 months, who passed away Thursday, March 28, 2019 in Avondale Estates, Atlanta, Ga.

Tits Don’t Fit will officiate services.

Gamora was a rescue in the greater Atlanta area having been adopted from Second Life Upscale Resale. A resident of Avondale Estates with duel residency in New Orleans, LA, 7th Ward. Gamora enjoyed most spooning with her adopted sister, Nebula, and sleeping in the nooks of her parents legs at night.

Survivors include her loving parents of two months, Tits Don’t Fit and Too Limp Clover of New Orleans and Avondale Estates, GA; adopted sister, Nebula.

She was preceded in death by an adopted brother, Odin.

The family requests that visitation be observed from 6:30 p.m Thursday until Beer Near on Thursday at Stallings Park, New Orleans. Vigil to follow.

Hares will be Tits Don’t Fit and (Nina Ganhdi Hash Name?)

Voodoo Hash House Harriers is in charge of arrangements.

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: Thursday, April 11, 2019
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: “My Pussy Is Dead”
Start Address: Stallings Playground (1608 Gentilly Blvd., NOLA 70119)
Hare & Co-hares: Tits Don’t Fit
Beer hare: Nina Ganhdi (does she even have a hash name, do we know?)
Pre-Lube: Jockey’s Pub & Sports Bar
On-After: Jockey’s Pub & Sports Bar
Dog Friendly: My pussy loved bone (trail yes, on-after outdoor only)
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Funeral attire recommended. There will be a vigil for all lost furry companions at BN. Please bring small mementos or photo/s that you would like to offer to the fire in honor of your fallen friend! Mementos will be gathered by the Beer Hare at start and transported so you don’t have to worry about running with them. Please don’t bring something ridiculous, small items only.
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 6 or 7 miles (walkers trail will be provided)
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