Voodoo Hash House Harriers

Dashing through the blow, my nose acting like a sleigh. In the whore we go, balls deep all the way Belle she bobs on me, making spirits bright Oh what fun it is to cum, in a New Orleans whore tonight…. Jingle Bells, Cockness smells, Q. E. laid an egg. The Twater mobile has big wheels, and the virgin got a lay………… Cum celebrate the joys of XXXMAS under the lights with the Voodoo Hash House Harriers. There will be lights, shots, beer, running, and did I mentions shots?!! Cum dressed in your brightest (lights; Christmas, flash, flesh, head…who said … Continue ReadingTrail #635 – “XXXMAS under the lights” – Hitachi Topic & Saved By the Bush

This week, we are celebrating the 50th anniversary of Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood. There’s no one else in this world like you, and we like you just the way you are. Throw on your best cardigan/sweater and join us on a trail to the Land of Make Believe! Won’t you be our neighbor?! Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, December 13, 2018 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme:  Won’t You Be My Neighbor? (Mister Rogers) Start Address: N Pierce and Iberville Hare & Co-hares: Toyota Rollova and What’s Warm Beer hare: TBD Pre-Lube: Red Door (206 N Carrollton Ave) On-After: Finn’s Dog Friendly: Trail is dog friendly, circle is NOT  … Continue ReadingTrail #634 – “Won’t You Be My Neighbor? (Mister Rogers)” – Toyota Rollova and What’s Warm

Happy Holidays & Gruss vom Krampus! Not sure if you’ve been Naughty or Nice in 2018? Find out Thursday when VD celebrates the Original Bad Santa, KRAMPUS! Haven’t heard of Krampus? He’s the Holiday Demon who enjoys punishing St Nick’s Problem Children! Wir sehen uns beim/See you there! Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, December 6, 2018 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: Krampus! A Night of Naughty Children, Beasts & Discipline! Start Address: 1700 Moss Street, New Orleans, La 70119, Deutsches Haus (across from City Park & streetcar line) Hare & Co-hares: Just a Little Prick & Fucked by Mapquest Beer hare:  TBD Pre-Lube: … Continue ReadingTrail #633- “Krampus! A Night of Naughty Children, Beasts & Discipline!” – Just a Little Prick and Fucked By Mapquest

ATTENTION HASHERS! It’s time for the THIRD ANAL FAT CAMP HASH. We were under new management and didn’t have camp last year, so this year- our work is cut out for us, and we are going to whip you into shape before you literally just stop caring about your health for the holidays. Camp counselors Kitchen, Petrified Wood, and Jackrophiliac are keeping their eye on the Chipmunk Bunk, but just know that contraband abounds. You will find treats on trail (Oreos? Deli Meat?) (NOTE: EVERYTHING WILL BE IN A WRAPPER. IT WILL NOT BE HALF A SANDWICH IN A TAKE … Continue ReadingTrail #632- “THIRD ANAL FAT CAMP HASH.” – In the Kitchen, Petrified Wood, & Jackrophiliac

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight, Date: Thursday, Nov. 22th, 2018 Time: 5:00pm show, 5:30pm GO! Hares: Cock Ness Monster, Whoredini, and Just Alex Beer Hare: Cock Ness Monster’s House Prelube/On After: Cock Ness Monster’s House Start: 334 Deckbar Ave Jefferson La 70121 On-In: Cock Ness Monster’s House Pups: House Trained, non-destructive and non-beggars types, that will not run out an open gate any chance it gets. Theme: Hashgiving: Cum as colonizers, Indians, turkeys, food, or just plain old hashing attire. Doors are open for those who need to cook at 11 am the earliest. We will … Continue ReadingTrail #631 – “Voodoo’s Analversary – Hash-Giving for Wayward & Orphaned Hashers” – Cock Ness Monster, Daniel Poonel, & Whordini