Trail #632- “THIRD ANAL FAT CAMP HASH.” – In the Kitchen, Petrified Wood, & Jackrophiliac


It’s time for the THIRD ANAL FAT CAMP HASH. We were under new management and didn’t have camp last year, so this year- our work is cut out for us, and we are going to whip you into shape before you literally just stop caring about your health for the holidays. Camp counselors Kitchen, Petrified Wood, and Jackrophiliac are keeping their eye on the Chipmunk Bunk, but just know that contraband abounds. You will find treats on trail (Oreos? Deli Meat?) (NOTE: EVERYTHING WILL BE IN A WRAPPER. IT WILL NOT BE HALF A SANDWICH IN A TAKE OUT BOX. THIS WAS AN ISSUE IN A PAST YEAR. WE WILL REITERATE THIS TO THE RA.), so come on out, jump on the Blob, and remember that trail is evaluation day. The key word here is value. Do you have any? Not yet. But by the time camp is over, you will all be a bunch of skinny winners.

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight

Date: Thursday, November 29, 2018

Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! This is SHARP, as there is a SAINTS game this night and we are trying to catch the second half!


Start Address: Evans Playground (2109 Soniat St, NOLA, 70115)

Camp Counselors: In the Kitchen, Petrified Wood, Jackrophiliac

Beer hare: TBD

Pre-Lube: Dat Dog (5030 Freret St, NOLA, 70115)

On-After: Dat Dog (5030 Freret St, NOLA, 70115)

Dog Friendly: Yup, dogs are welcome at camp

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Perkis System uniforms (your parents will be billed automatically), hustle

Approx. -l-l-l–> length: ~3.5 miles

Trail is A to A, on after will be for watching the SAINTS GAME

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