Voodoo Hash House Harriers

Come Yat it up with the locals and tourist alike as  the hare runs the hounds around the fairgrounds to celebrate (or commiserate) Jazzfest. *****PSA: Parking will probably be a PITA! Bike or Lyft/Uber is recommended!***** Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, May 2, 2019 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: Sloppy 2nd Thursday of da Fest! Wear your Jazz Fest gear: big hats, Hawaiian shirts, skimpy sundresses & rainboots! Start Address: Corner of Crete & Belfort Hare & Co-hares: CUM Muter Beer hare: Just Jack Pre-Lube: Jockey’s 1841 Gentilly Blvd. On-After: Jockey’s 1841 Gentilly Blvd. Dog Friendly: Nahh Bra! No … Continue ReadingTrail #654 – “Sloppy 2nd Thursday of da Fest!” – CUM Muter

In 2014 four people (who were “just friends”) met at Winston’s and between them conceived a trail that would become known as the first ever HALF-BAKED YEAST INFECTION DOWN UNDA. Virgin hares Warmy, Gangers and “Dave” under the sage tutelage of Meows put down a trail through the back roads of Old Meterie. In 2015 they said it couldn’t be done. They told Warmy he was crazy, they said it was too hard, that not everyone could get to the top of the mountain. Warmy asked the important question “who can’t make it to the top” And they said “Dave, … Continue ReadingTrail #653 – “HALF-BAKED YEAST INFECTION DOWN UNDA VI: The Quest for Higher Ground” – What’s Warm & Q.E. Oui Oui

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, April 18, 2019 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: Mid-City BUNARCHY Bar Hop  Start Address: 3501 Banks St. Hare & Co-hares: Q.E. Oui Oui – Et. Al. Beer hare: maybe/tbd Pre-Lube: Finn McCool’s Irish Pub On-After: Finn McCool’s Irish Pub, Dog Friendly: Finns allows dogs outside. mid-city is pretty flat, so, sure, bring your fuzzy pal. Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Bring some extra cash/card for pub stops. Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 4 miles  Trail is A to A,

I haven’t yet let the social media-verse know that unfortunately, I had to put down one of my kittens recently. Thursday I would like to honor her life along with any other furry friends the hash has lost. Obituary below: ATL/NOLA ~ Memorial services will be held Thursday, April 11, 2019 at 6:30 p.m. Stallings Playground for Gamora Foster-Drew, age 8 months, who passed away Thursday, March 28, 2019 in Avondale Estates, Atlanta, Ga. Tits Don’t Fit will officiate services. Gamora was a rescue in the greater Atlanta area having been adopted from Second Life Upscale Resale. A resident of … Continue ReadingTrail #651 – “My Pussy is Dead” – Tits Don’t Fit & Urine Asian

Woohoo! It’s ladies night! Women’s History Month may be over but that doesn’t mean much for these ladies. We’re celebrating all the lovely ladies of the hash! Will we be classy, klassy, sassy, or brassy?! You’ll have to show up to find out! Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, April 4, 2019 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: Girls Gone Wild Start Address: 100 South Jefferson Davis Pkwy (in front of Holy Ground) Hare & Co-hares: Enough Already, ReTardis, In The Kitchen, FistyCunt Beer hare: Through the Looking Ass Pre-Lube: Holy Ground On-After: Agave House … Continue ReadingTrail #650 -“Girls Gone Wild” – Enough Already, ReTardis, In The Kitchen, FistyCunt