Voodoo Hash House Harriers

Don’t put away your red, white, and bleu just yet, because this week we’re celebrating Bastille day! Ze French, zey ave given us so much. From champagne, to the Statue of Liberty, and even Louisiana. Let’s not forget about French kisses or menage a trois either (Oh-hon-hon, it is ze 669th trail non?). So bust out your haute couture, and prepare to eat and drink as much as you want without ever gaining weight. Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight, and a baguette. Date: Thursday, July 11th, 2019 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: Bastille Day, you … Continue ReadingTrail #669 – Vive la France!

Several years before 243 years ago, America’s first legends were born. Over the years, they grew up under the rule of a land far away. A land that made them drink TEA. And this did not sit right with them. So, on this night in 1776, over cups of strong American coffee and/or whiskey and Pabst Blue Ribbon, George Washington, Benjamin Franklin, John Hancock and several other people we have all forgotten about since we haven’t taken history class in forever decided that THEY HAD ENOUGH. ENOUGH WITH TEA AND BISCUITS. WE WANT MOTHERFUCKING COOKIES. AND BEER. And so they … Continue ReadingTrail #668 – INEDEPENDENCE: A Story of Treason, Beer, and Freedom

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, June 27, 2019 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: 3 is a Magic Number!I’m somehow hat tricking with 3 trails this week (don’t ask me, it kinda just happened 路‍♀️) so let’s commemorate this occasion by celebrating our favorite trilogies! Dig out that old slave Leia costume, hail to the king baby with your best Ash a la Evil Dead, take the red pill and enter the Matrix, make someone an offer they can’t refuse like Don Corleone, or grab your whip & fedora as Indiana Jones! Start Address: … Continue ReadingTrail #667 – “3 is a Magic Number!” – Whoredini and Woody Poke Her

Woe to you, oh Earth and sea, for the Devil sends the Beast with wrath Because he knows the time is short Let him who hath understanding reckon the number of the Beast For it is a human number, its number is six hundred and sixty six Come out and celebrate the antichrist in your finest Satan worshipping gear – whether it be devil, a great outfit circa 1999 Hot Topic, your old altar boy robes, Ozzy Osborne/your fave metal bands, shiny demons Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, June 20, 2019 Time: 6:30pm show, … Continue ReadingTrail #666 – “The number of the beast” – Jewy Jewy Gang Bang & Petrified Wood

It’s almost that time for Whorebraham and Woolverine to ditch the piss-scented, potholed, flooded, boil-advisory ridden, cockroach infested, 24-hour to-go-cup bar scene that is our beloved New Orleans for the Golden Coast. Let’s send them off in style! GUEST RA: WHOREBRAHAM LINCOLN AND EVERYTHING BUTT SEX! YOU DON’T WANNA MISS THIS ONE!! Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), drinking water, whistle, flashlight; EXTRA CASH FOR BAR STOPS!!!! Date: Thursday, June 13, 2019 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! WE WILL LEAVE ON TIME THIS WEEK, WHOREBRAHAM HAS A BEDTIME! Follow trail if you’re late! Theme: WHOREBRAHAM LINCOLN’S FAREWELL TRAIL. Dress … Continue ReadingTrail #665 – “WHOREBRAHAM LINCOLN’S FAREWELL TRAIL” – WhOOOOOOOOREBRAHAM LINCOLN, Queen Elizabeth Oui Oui