The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

Trail #665 – “WHOREBRAHAM LINCOLN’S FAREWELL TRAIL” – WhOOOOOOOOREBRAHAM LINCOLN, Queen Elizabeth Oui Oui

It’s almost that time for Whorebraham and Woolverine to ditch the piss-scented, potholed, flooded, boil-advisory ridden, cockroach infested, 24-hour to-go-cup bar scene that is our beloved New Orleans for the Golden Coast. Let’s send them off in style!

GUEST RA: WHOREBRAHAM LINCOLN AND EVERYTHING BUTT SEX! YOU DON’T WANNA MISS THIS ONE!!

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), drinking water, whistle, flashlight; EXTRA CASH FOR BAR STOPS!!!!

Date: Thursday, June 13, 2019

Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! WE WILL LEAVE ON TIME THIS WEEK, WHOREBRAHAM HAS A BEDTIME! Follow trail if you’re late!

Theme: WHOREBRAHAM LINCOLN’S FAREWELL TRAIL. Dress in all things that Whorebraham likes: Cats, Woolverines, mermaids, Star Wars, kittens, tentacle porn, sequins, flat shoes, kitty cats, clothes you bought at Goodwill for a damn good price, statement necklaces, felines, braided hair, orange silicone suspenders, meowy chonks, orange wigs, carrots, tits or gtfo, any costume will do, cats again.

Start Address: Cooter Brown’s, 509 S Carrollton Ave, New Orleans, LA 70118
Park legally as you may be ubering home!

Hare & Co-hares: WhOOOOOOOOREBRAHAM LINCOLN, Queen Elizabeth Oui Oui.

Beer hare: Assbat, Woolverine, Just Kaiti

Pre-Lube: Cooter Brown’s

On-After: 7612 Oak St, New Orleans, LA 70118

Dog Friendly: Dogs can stay outside the bars.

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? A little EXTRA CASH MONEY. If you want to pee in a bar, please buy a drink first, and tip your bartenders!!!

Approx. -l-l-l–> length: Less than 3 miles for walkers (Whorebraham is a fat lazy bastard), but who knows how far QE will run for the Eagle split.

Trail is A to B

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