It’s almost that time for Whorebraham and Woolverine to ditch the piss-scented, potholed, flooded, boil-advisory ridden, cockroach infested, 24-hour to-go-cup bar scene that is our beloved New Orleans for the Golden Coast. Let’s send them off in style!
GUEST RA: WHOREBRAHAM LINCOLN AND EVERYTHING BUTT SEX! YOU DON’T WANNA MISS THIS ONE!!
Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), drinking water, whistle, flashlight; EXTRA CASH FOR BAR STOPS!!!!
Date: Thursday, June 13, 2019
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! WE WILL LEAVE ON TIME THIS WEEK, WHOREBRAHAM HAS A BEDTIME! Follow trail if you’re late!
Theme: WHOREBRAHAM LINCOLN’S FAREWELL TRAIL. Dress in all things that Whorebraham likes: Cats, Woolverines, mermaids, Star Wars, kittens, tentacle porn, sequins, flat shoes, kitty cats, clothes you bought at Goodwill for a damn good price, statement necklaces, felines, braided hair, orange silicone suspenders, meowy chonks, orange wigs, carrots, tits or gtfo, any costume will do, cats again.
Start Address: Cooter Brown’s, 509 S Carrollton Ave, New Orleans, LA 70118
Park legally as you may be ubering home!
Hare & Co-hares: WhOOOOOOOOREBRAHAM LINCOLN, Queen Elizabeth Oui Oui.
Beer hare: Assbat, Woolverine, Just Kaiti
Pre-Lube: Cooter Brown’s
On-After: 7612 Oak St, New Orleans, LA 70118
Dog Friendly: Dogs can stay outside the bars.
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? A little EXTRA CASH MONEY. If you want to pee in a bar, please buy a drink first, and tip your bartenders!!!
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: Less than 3 miles for walkers (Whorebraham is a fat lazy bastard), but who knows how far QE will run for the Eagle split.
Trail is A to B