The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

Trail #668 – INEDEPENDENCE: A Story of Treason, Beer, and Freedom

Several years before 243 years ago, America’s first legends were born. Over the years, they grew up under the rule of a land far away. A land that made them drink TEA. And this did not sit right with them. So, on this night in 1776, over cups of strong American coffee and/or whiskey and Pabst Blue Ribbon, George Washington, Benjamin Franklin, John Hancock and several other people we have all forgotten about since we haven’t taken history class in forever decided that THEY HAD ENOUGH. ENOUGH WITH TEA AND BISCUITS. WE WANT MOTHERFUCKING COOKIES. AND BEER. And so they signed a declaration which declared they would no longer drink the tea (unless they wanted to), thereby establishing the right to bare arms, freedom of speech, and several other things that we still enjoy today in a new country, the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!

This week Petrified Wood, Shitler’s List, Scuba Steve, Tranny Jack, and some other people who haven’t confirmed are celebrating this band of brothers with America’s Holy Trinity: BEER, TRUCKS, and EXPLOSIONS in the All-American St. Bernard Parish! Tired of copying another hare’s sparkle themed trail, they decided to try and be original for once. Prepare for mild to medium shiggy, some wetness, and to celebrate the freedom granted to you because you were fucking born here.

Yes, it’s in Arabi. But this one will be super fun. You’ll be sad if you miss it.

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight

Date: Thursday, July 4, 2019

Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!

Theme: INEDEPENDENCE: A Story of Treason, Beer, and Freedom

Start Address: 6809 N. Peters St., Arabi, LA 70032

Hare & Co-hares: Petrified Wood, Shitler’s List, Scuba Steve, Tranny Jack, and other Revolutionaries who haven’t confirmed

Beer hare: One of the fucking hares that’s a part of this shindig

Pre-Lube: Old Arabi Bar, 123 Mehle St., Arabi, LA

On-After: Old Arabi Bar

Dog Friendly: Trail not advisable, but you do you. Bar no.

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Shouldn’t be, watch the weather.

Approx. -l-l-l–> length: Eagle 5 miles, Turkey 2.3 miles

Trail is A to A and will end where we can watch fireworks over the river.

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