Voodoo Hash House Harriers

DISCLAIMER ALL CHARACTERS AND EVENTS IN THIS WRITE UP — EVEN THOSE BASED ON REAL PEOPLE OR EVENTS — ARE ENTIRELY FICTIONAL. ALL CELEBRITY VOICES ARE IMPERSONATED — POORLY — THE FOLLOWING WRITE UP CONTAINS COURSE LANGUAGE AND DUE TO ITS CONTENT IT SHOULD NOT BE READ BY ANYONE Johnny, while you read this, hopefully as uncomfortable as you possibly can be, I want you to listen to me. I want you to digest this because before I hare in one week, I have a lot of things I want to get off my chest. I don’t hate you, Johnny. … Continue ReadingTrail #679 – Luchedore’s be damned – Wrestling Goes Punk

R U a Nerd? Do you like problem solving? Well, grab your scantron sheet and #2 pencil because this trail is for you! Simply being fast will get failing marks, while a TI-85 and a broad understanding of STEM courses will have you at the top of the class! There will be a bunch of question checks (?) along trail, and the hounds will be forced to solve each problem to find out which way to proceed. Don’t bother searching for trail either as it’ll be a good bit before you find out whether or not you’ve passed the test. … Continue ReadingTrail# 678 – STEM

Let’s face it,Potty Training is hard. Some of us sprinkle when we tinkle. Others fall over in the peetent or asleep next to the toilet. Shit happens. (See what we did there!) Cum join us for a shitty trail and some fun surprises. All Participates will earn a Potty Training Trail sticker for your efforts making it in the bowl. Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: 9/5/19 Time: 6:30 show, 7:00 GEAUX Theme: Potty Training Start address: Washington Square – 700 Elysian Fields Ave, New Orleans, LA 70117 Hares: Incompeetent and Hitachi Topic Beer Hare: Pic … Continue ReadingTrail #677 – Potty Training!

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: Sausage Party! We’re about to kick Decadence into high gear, so what better way to prepare than by throwing a Sausage Party? Feel free to interpret this however you wish, though extra points will be thrown at whomever decides to show up dressed as broccoli. We’re going to tour the Quarter some, see all the sights, and maybe some chain mail speedos. Against my better judgement, glitter is actually encouraged. Guys, the less you wear, the better! We’re gonna give those out-of-town queens … Continue ReadingTrail #676 – Sausage Party 2: Decadence

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday August 22, 2019 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: VooDoo Mutant Ninja Turtles “No longer teenage VooDoo hashers, no longer teenage Voodoo hashers, no longer teenage VooDoo hashers…Heroes in a hash shell, TURTLE POWER!” Master splinter is summoning all the VooDoo Mutant Ninja Turtles to Calhoun St for a totally tubular trail followed by specials at the new Aloha Grill, because turtles know that fighting crime makes you hungry! Dress as your best April, Leonardo, Shredder, Rocksteady, or (bless you if you can pull it off) Krang & be … Continue ReadingTrail #675 – VooDoo Mutant Ninja Turtles