Voodoo Hash House Harriers

Congratulations, you’re [probably] part of the 76% of Americans who forget to stretch before doing any physical activity. It’s that time once again– it’s the Thursday before Thanksgiving, so let’s hustle before everyone just literally stops caring about their health. Come join us at the ~FOURTH ANAL HEAVYWEIGHTS FAT CAMP HASH~. This year we head to Old Metairie on a trail to whip you into shape. Like any good camper knows, contraband abounds, so catch up with your Chipmunk Bunk, find your treats on trail and maybe break a sweat- after this trail, you’ll eat success for breakfast (with skim … Continue ReadingTrail# 689 – Fat Camp IV: Come On You Devil Log!

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, 11/14 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: A run to Movember, a tribute to what’s in our Butts. So yeah, men are big, smelly, loud, boorish, jerks who wreck up just about every planet they are in charge of. But some men are kinda your friends. With that in mind, we prostate ourselves before the mercy of the hash and ask that you come out to help raise money for the research in protecting the greatest joke god ever played on cis gendered phobic dudes. To head (that’s right … Continue ReadingTrail #688 – A run to Movember

“Why must I feel like that? Why must I chase the cat? Nothin’ but the dog in me” Voodoo has gone to the dogs (again apparently), so grab man’s best friend and bring them to trail. It’s b.y.o.d. and all puppers, doggos, floofers, and borkers are welcome. Got and old/lazy dog? I’m bringing my wagon so their lazy bones don’t even have to walk. There will also be dog beer and treats. Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight (Seriously bring a flashlight) Date: Thursday, 11/7 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: Doggy Style 🐶🐾🐩 Start Address: Canal … Continue ReadingTrail #687 – Doggy Style

Black Dress, a Voodoo H3 tradition, is the same day as All Saints’ Day. Tradition for the holiday, which is also called Hallow’s Day, is one of three days meant to celebrate the deceased. Come on out, don your finest black attire, and follow trail to pay your respects (flowers and candles are customary) with Voodoo H3 on a quiet and dark Friday in Mid-City. Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Friday, November 1, 2019 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: Black Dress Start Address: Evangeline Lounge (4501 Toulouse St) Hare & Co-hares: In the Kitchen … Continue ReadingTrail# 686 – Black Dress Run

Voodoo Hash House Harriers Trail #685 Thursday, October 31 6:30 pm show/ 7 pm go! Theme: Vanilla Ice & Nick “the dick” Saban’s birthday ………and Halloween Prelube: Love Lost Lounge Start: 2529 Dauphine Street, NOLA On after: TBA Hares: Petrified Wood, CUM muter, Chum Dumpster & Just Caitlin Beer hare: Snatch Shot CUM dressed as a 90’s throwback, Alabama fan, Popeye or other Westbank woadie or just ya tried and true Halloween costume! There will be tricks & treats on trail! Trail is A to A+