Voodoo Hash House Harriers

Are you tired of singing the same songs every week? Do you still not know the words to any of them despite the fact that you are a GM? Do you wish there were hash songs that spoke to your particular shade of the rainbow? Now’s your chance to write your own! Pick any tune you want (existing or new) and write a new hash song to perform in Circle. If you can’t make trail, feel free to send your song to a stunt singer to perform it for you. The winner gets a really great prize that I have … Continue ReadingTrail #811: Hash Song Writing Contest

Mardi Gras is over and Lent has begun. It is time to pay penance for your sins on trail. Dress in black as we tour the French Quarter and repent. There will be a temptation check with balls of fire awaiting your failure. Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight, self-flagellation devices such as but not limited to: rulers, tasers, those cute little self-whipping thingies, Iron Maidens, season 2 of Breaking Bad, tax bills, high school yearbooks, bear mace, actual mace, a medieval mace, and your Nickelback collection. Don’t listen to Nickelback? Don’t worry — Iceman has a … Continue ReadingTrail #810: Penance is a Bitch

**PLEASE NOTE THE TIME CHANGE! 5:45 PM HARES AWAY, 6:00 PM HOUNDS AWAY!! THIS IS SO WE DON’T MISS THE PARADES!! Come join the Voodoo Hash for the Anal Muses Trail! There will be no Beer Near on-on this trail so that we catch as much of the parades as we can. Special shoes (or tokens that we’ll exchange for shoes) handcrafted by some of your favorite Voodoo hashers will be out on trail for the hounds to find. Shoes can sometimes be tough to get at the actual Muses Parade, so here’s your chance to take one home! Start … Continue ReadingTrail #809: MUSES

Starting this weekend is the first weekend of long overdue Mardi Gras. Yours truly will be riding Sunday in the final parade of the day as a Knight in King Arthur. So get ready with your best MG attire to impress this old Knight before his next ride and the public as ya’ll run (or stroll…cause again, Im old) through the streets of Uptown. Its almost Mardi Gras…Celebration time! Start: Samuel Square Park. Corner of S. Saratoga and Napoleon (same side as Ms. Mae’s). Trail Hare: The one true Haberdasher: Can I Watch Beer Hare: Quesa Did Her Pre-Lube: Wherever … Continue ReadingTrail #808: It’s Almost Mardi Gras!

2/10 is the birthday of a heartbreaker, so what better way to celebrate than by having a trail inspired by him? Single people, let’s party! Non-single…y’all can come too. Just don’t rub it in. Dress in all black to hide your loneliness. Flaunt your favorite dating app to remind you of trash. Be the fire in the eyes every time you think of your ex. Wear those broken hearts. Be prepared to be heartless. There will be no hugging on this trail, as we will be enjoying a non-romantic run/walk around the city. Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), … Continue ReadingTrail #807: Anti-V Day