Trail #807: Anti-V Day

2/10 is the birthday of a heartbreaker, so what better way to celebrate than by having a trail inspired by him?

Single people, let’s party! Non-single…y’all can come too. Just don’t rub it in. Dress in all black to hide your loneliness. Flaunt your favorite dating app to remind you of trash. Be the fire in the eyes every time you think of your ex. Wear those broken hearts.

Be prepared to be heartless. There will be no hugging on this trail, as we will be enjoying a non-romantic run/walk around the city.

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight

Date: Thursday, February 10th.

Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!

Theme: Anti-Valentine’s Day

Start Address: Turning Sculpture (Neutral Ground of Norman C. Francis between Conti & Lafitte

Hare & Co-hares: Clitor-is-what & Everybody Twerkin for the Weekend

Beer Hare: M.I.L.F

Pre-Lube: Bayou Beer Garden (A very non-romantic garden)

On-After: Bayou Beer Garden (More non-romantic garden)

Dog Friendly: Yes, and they’re allowed to receive affection.

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail?: No.

Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 3.5 miles (does not include YBFs or actually solving checks)

Trail is A to A

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