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Something something, dirty 30, blah blah blah- COME ON OUT for a celebration of DIRTY JOBS. Don your hard hats, your shrimp boots, your coveralls or whatever, we’re here to get down and dirty in the spirit of blue-collar honest work. There will be some special treats on trail to help you learn some things about your hare’s dirty job too! Also, if you’re having problems with (animal or insect) pests, call 311 or whatever. Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, July 15 2021 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: Dirty Jobs with In the … Continue Reading

Trail #775: Goth Beach Party

Don your spookiest summer attire for a Goth Beach Party! Black floaties, spiderweb bikinis, lacy cover ups… let your inner goth shine ✨ at this day at the beach! Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, July 8, 2021 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: Goth Beach Party 💀🕸☀️🏖 Prelube/On After: Robert’s Bar 3125 Calhoun St, New Orleans, LA 70125 Start Address: Back Lot of Iberia Bank 6235 S Claiborne Ave, New Orleans, LA 70125 Hare & Co-hares: Whordini Beer Hare: TBD Dog Friendly: Bring em! (Note: Robert’s is not dog friendly inside) Is a dry … Continue ReadingTrail #775: Goth Beach Party

Trail #774: American Sparkle Party!

TRAIL INFO: 🌟🌟🌟💃👯‍♀️👯💃 American Sparkle Party! This has been a hell of a week for me and a hell of a year for ‘MERICA…we were great again, then we were trash, now we’re great again and involved in diplomacy? We thought we were the teen heart throb, child genius of the globe with all our iPhones and skateboards..but then China had a growth spurt and stole our fvcking girlfriend. We totally revenge porned her…which was not cool….but then we apologized and now we believe woman… so…we’re improving? Let’s CELEBRATE OUR GREAT NATION’S GROWING PAINS pimples and all. Our IN-DE-PEN-IS from … Continue ReadingTrail #774: American Sparkle Party!

Trail #773: The Hooligans of the Hash Present: The Hunt for Cooch Potato

Oh where, oh where has our Cooch Potato gone Oh where, oh where can she be Oh where do I do that stuff with my brother and dad I know I don’t have to get my hair lol It will help for me a bit more to do so much more Sense of humor and I love you too We will be home around Thursday afternoon or Wednesday night at night lol so I think I am going out for dinner tonight tho. so I’m glad you can do something. I thought it would work out for you too but … Continue ReadingTrail #773: The Hooligans of the Hash Present: The Hunt for Cooch Potato

Trail #772: Nomad is an Island

Come one, come all! Visitors will be leading you through the streets you all know and love on an exciting nomad trail! Let the awesome couple from El Paso Texas, ’96 SuperHole and Whack ah Ho weave you through the French Quarter and surrounding areas, eventually bringing you to the nectar of the gods, BEER! Please come with us on this exciting adventure and have an amazing time! Pre-lube and On-after will be updated Wed once the hares check things out in person 😁 Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, June 17, 2021 Time: 6:30pm … Continue ReadingTrail #772: Nomad is an Island