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Trail #913: Yule Lights!

Let’s celebrate in traditional Yuletide fashion and ward off the evil spirits of the world during these longer Winter nights by checking out an awesome (free) holiday light display and donning ourselves in light (glowsticks, provided by the VDH3). Wear a holiday or Yule themed costume (Yule Goat anyone?) and get ready to make trail shine as we wind our way through the best that Metairie has to offer. *Flour will be dyed to avoid confusion with old marks* Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, December 14, 2023 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! (**Hare will … Continue ReadingTrail #913: Yule Lights!

Trail #912: Discovery Channel

Remember that awful Bloodhound Gang song about the Discovery Channel? Well, you and me baby, ain’t nothin but mammals, so we’re gonna do it like they do on the discovery channel…by taking a tour of Audubon. Let’s monkey around. Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, FLASHLIGHT — it’s dark, ya’ll Date: Thursday, Dec 7 2023 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: Discovery Channel Street Address: 6100 Magazine St Hare & Co-hares: Pirou-Wwwet Beer hare: TBD Pre-Lube: Monkey Hill Bar On-After: Monkey Hill Bar Dog Friendly: Yes Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? … Continue ReadingTrail #912: Discovery Channel

Trail #911: Holiday Wellness

It’s time to get into the mind set of low stress for the most high stress time of the year! Run a few miles with fresh Quarter air and enjoy Memphis Cough Syrup on trail. Cause we’ve got the cure for what ails you. Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, Nov 30th Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: Holiday Wellness Start Address: Bottom of the French Market (1008 N. Peters) Hare & Co-hares: Scuba Steve and TBD Beer hare: IHOV Pre-Lube: Aunt Tiki’s (Bar is cash only) On-After: Aunt Tiki’s (Bar is cash only) Dog … Continue ReadingTrail #911: Holiday Wellness

Trail #910: Hashgiving

You ready to get your turkey on? How many rounds of seconds can you take? This year’s hashgiving will be hosted by Everybody’s Twerkin’ for the Weekend. And since this is a Thursday, we need a trail too. This year they will also be hosting the 2nd anal beer mile/mimosa mile. Bring: This is a potluck, please sign up for a dish (See link below to join FB event). Bring beer or mimosa for your mile (there is a track walking distance from Twerkin’s house) Date: Thursday, November 23, 2023 Time: Can start arriving around 1pm for food prep and … Continue ReadingTrail #910: Hashgiving

Trail #909 Fat Pussy Trail

Who’s got pussy breath? VoodooH3 has pussy breath! This week’s trail is a celebration of fat pussies! Prelube at the Rusty Nail is encouraged, where bar proceeds will benefit a critical local rescue: Tomato Foster Club! Because who doesn’t love a healthy, well cared for pussy? Get drinks and oysters from 4-8 to support the wellness of vulnerable cats across New Orleans. Come dressed as your favorite fat pussy as we slink through the alleyways and parks of Downtown! (Pic collage of actual Tomato Foster Club kitty alum owned by Voodoo H3, amongst other notable pussies 😺) https://tomatoclub.org/events —————————————————————————– Bring: … Continue ReadingTrail #909 Fat Pussy Trail