Join us under the BIG (girthy) TOP as we prelube for NOH3’s Red Dress Weekend. The temps in New Orleans are making things HOT, so come revel with us! Whether you identify more closely with the bearded lady, the ringleader, or whatever sideshow act gets your trapeze flying, we want to celebrate you all! Except clowns…unless they’re sexy clowns…with jello shots…okay, clowns are welcome too. We promise you’ll have a trail that’s Fan-tastic! (barely marked), In-credible! (poorly planned), Holy Hellfire Shit! (leaves you questioning your life choices), but at least there will be cold(ish) beer and seltzers.
Costumes are encouraged (let your freak flag fly!), so come decked out in your skimpiest red attire, or most outrageous circus outfit, or skimp-rageous red circus attire/outfit! Hydration is recommended (some would say not-optional) and trail will be as sketchy as ever.
Hash cash: $15 by paying rego in advance or $20 at start (cash or PayPal only). Beer, seltzer, and water are provided, as well as some extras on trail.
Sign up on HashRego https://hashrego.com/events/voodooh3-the-red-skirt-sideshow
Pay in advance through PayPal @Voodoohash or voodoohash@gmail.com (account name is Stephen Montalvo, please choose the friends and family option).
Please note that all online rego’s must be paid by August 5th. If you rego without paying and then show up at start, you will have to pay $20.
Bring: A light, whistle, and your best circus sideshow getup!
Time 6:30 show, 7ish Go!
Start: Across from the entrance to Crescent City Park, at the intersection of Mandeville and N Peters (457 Mandeville St, New Orleans, LA 70117)
Hares: Hitachi Topic, Cockness Monster, and The Iceman Thumbeth
Beer Hare: Woody-Poke-Her
Pre-Lube: The Friendly Bar 2301 Chartres St, New Orleans, LA 70117
On-After: Frenchman Street Bars
Dog Friendly: No
Warnings: HYDRATE HYDRATE HYDRATE! It is Fucking Hot here, please drink plenty of water.
Approximate trail length: 3.5 miles for runners, 2.5 miles for walkers.
Trail is A to A.
