Posted January 10th, 2020 by hareraiser
It’s 2020 and the world is on fire. They say that exercise helps with mental health, but you know what’s even better? STRESS EATING. The Voodoo Eats Out trail is a running progressive dinner through Mid City.This year we’ll be stress eating to the tune of the domestic political situation given that we planned the menu before all of the Middle East bombing and smoky koalas started (so, a week ago). Formal attire requested but if you’re emotionally unable to change out of your pajamas that’s fine too. We’re all just doing our best.
Menu:
I LIKE BEER! soup
Orange Julius Cesar salad
Hamberders served on What’s Warm’s “I need you to do us a favor, dough” buns
Mmm-peach-mint hand pies
Covfefe cocktails
Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight, appetite
Date: Thursday, January 16
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: Voodoo Eats Out (4th Anal): “I came, I ate, Iran”
Start Address: 500 S. Telemachus St. NOLA 70119
Hare & Co-hares: ¿Quesa-did-her? and The Iceman Thumbeth, In the Kitchen
Food-serving hare: Enough Already!
Beer hare: TBD
Pre-Lube: Twelve Mile Limit (500 S. Telemachus St., NOLA 70119)
On-After: Finn McCools (3701 Banks St., NOLA 70119)
Dog Friendly: No dogs and no wagging of dogs.
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? If you have any dietary restrictions (besides being vegetarian- we’ve got you covered already) please let Iceman (Janna Wisniewski) know ASAP.
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: Runners’ trail is approx. 4 miles. Walkers will do less.
Trail is A to A+
Posted January 4th, 2020 by hareraiser
So I was thinking about the hash the other day…
The Voodoo consists of hicks, skids, hockey players, and Christians. These are our problems.
Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight, cash for extra credit stops, flannel, hockey sticks, inappropriate hip thrusts, big city snipes, super soft birthday parties, electric lettuce, rave drugs, and your best farts.
Date: Thursday, January 9, 2020
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: Letterkenny! If you don’t get it, just give yer balls a tug and figure it out!
Start Address: 6730 St. Claude Ave, just a step into Arabi (the closest we can get to Canada around here)
Hare & Co-hares: Mr. hEd, Shitler’s List, maybe Iceman?
Beer hare: Whoredini
Pre-Lube: Pirogue’s Whiskey Bayou, 6940 St. Claude Ave.
On-After: Pirogue’s Whiskey Bayou, 6940 St. Claude Ave.
Dog Friendly: That’s a Texas-sized 10-4
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? That’s a hard no.
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 5-6 miles. Will give Walker’s a map so they can sort themselves out.
Trail is A to A-ish.
Pitter patter, let’s get at ‘er!
Posted December 27th, 2019 by hareraiser
Greeting True Believers, AKA you bunch of sweaty hairy gross nerds (you disgust me)
Some convention is coming to town, so our beautiful city will be full of jerks in costume, people who write stories about bastards with super powers, or from space or some crap. I mean seriously who cares about that stuff? And to make matters worse, they are doing it right after NYE… idiots.
So before these nerds try to exact some sort of ironic revenge, we are going to show them who’s in charge.
How, you may ask.
– athletic prowess,
– sing dirty songs
– drink beers.
By the end of it you should be able to tell any Nerd to suck it.
Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: Thursday, January 2nd
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: 6th Annual Get Your Comic On
Start Address: The Balls (881 Convention Center Blvd)
Hare & Co-hares: Oui Oui, Scuba Steve
Beer hare: Roman Showers
Pre-Lube: The rusty nail
On-After: TBD
Dog Friendly: Weather dependent.
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Weather dependent
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 4
Posted December 20th, 2019 by hareraiser
How does Moses make his tea? HeBrews it, Bro.
It is that time of year again. Time to throw your precious fucking indoor pine tree in the dumpster (along with your childish belief of an actual Heaven and Hell) and join the ranks of the Chosen People … the Hebrew Hash House Harriers … as we lead you a drunken TOuRA of New Orleans!
We will be decking the halls with balls of Matzah and slamming Manischewitz just like that time your step-aunt got you drunk at 16 years old and proved that she liked running naked in the rain. Not you … yeah, yep, sure, me neither.
Come dressed as your favorite Jewish Idol (that was a trick – Idolatry is forbidden, you fucking Infidels) or wear blue and white. Come out and show your love, because honestly you probably owe our people … we know what your family did. THEREFOREskin, we will see you on the fifth night of Hanukkah. L’chaim!
Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), Ninja Flying Stars of David, whistle, flashlight, EXTRA CASH for EXTRA CREDIT
Date: The day after your false messiah’s birthday
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: Hanukkah Hash
Start Address: 608 St. Roch Ave.
Hare & Co-hares: Shitler, Jewy Jewy Gang Bang, Retardis, Just Mikelle
Beer hare: TBD
Pre-Lube: Mimi’s in the Marigny
On-After: Lost Love Lounge (there will be drink specials and karaoke)
Dog Friendly: I don’t know. Sure, whatever.
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Nah
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 0-4 miles (there will be options and EXTRA CREDIT)
Trail is A to A
Posted December 13th, 2019 by hareraiser
Whistles blow, are you listening
on the trail, the lights are are glistening
if you cum along, we’ll sing dirty songs
Hashing in a NOLA wonderland
Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: Thursday, 19 Dec 2019
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: Santa’s helpers
Cum dressed in your finest santa, elf, or winter costumes.
Start Address: 2205 David Dr, Metairie, LA 70003
Hare & Co-hares: Hitachi Topic & Saved by the Bush
Beer hare: Incompeetent
Pre-Lube: Brewsky’s Bar & Grill; 2205 David Dr, Metairie, LA 70003
On-After: Brewsky’s Bar & Grill; 2205 David Dr, Metairie, LA 70003
Dog Friendly: Yes
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Nah
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: ~3.5 mi.
