The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!
Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.
The moment we have been waiting 6 months for is here! Louisiana has entered Phase 3, which means……. nothing for New Orleans. Enjoy the non-alcoholic hurricanes*.
Schools and colleges are back in session. College Football, the only thing that matters, is starting soon. (Or it isn’t*.) Lesser pro sports have been playing in bubbles and getting strip club take-out. The NFL is coming back to New Orleans, so the Dome will be …… silent.
The only thing we know for sure is Racist activities are no longer acceptable. Racists have been forced underground into online groups like Strava, Fitbit, or Runkeeper. Virtual 5ks and step challenges are the only way they can get their fix.
But fear not! JBE, JP, and your ole pal Jack have been crunching numbers and chugging bleach to bring you a taste of the New Normal! This Thursday we present the first USATF certified* in-person 5k just for the Voodoo! Wear your best old Race shirt, shorts, visor, socks, or whatever and fire up your Garmin for the fastest Hash on earth**!
*asterisks presented without explanation or verification.
Bring:BYOB – Iced 6-pack which can be transported in the beer car, a whistle, flashlight, and MASK or face covering.
Date: Thursday, September 17, 2020
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: The New Normal 5k – wear your typically unacceptable race attire.
Start Address: East end of Lakefront Trail in Bucktown (parking lot by the gazebo on US Coast Guard Road) GPS: 30.021454, -90.126084
Hare & Co-hares: Jackrophilia
Beer hare: NEEDED
Pre-Lube: Yo House
On-After: Station 6 (Maybe until 10? Who knows.)
Dog Friendly: Yes.
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? No.
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 3.1 Mile true trail for walkers and Turkeys. Eagle is TBD.
Y’all I am here to tell you that 2020 Mulan remake SUX. It did inspire me to rewatch the 1998 masterpiece which has given me STRENGTH. My reflections are all the person that I want to see and I hope yours are too. I want us to bring our best Mulan heat by wearing whatever brings honor to your family tree and keeps your father standing tall. Also, if honoring your family is not how you be your best self, then f*ck em. That’s how Mulan saved the Emperor (and China) and got a hot boyfriend. Gender fluidity encouraged on trail.
Bring: BYOB – Iced 6-pack which can be transported in the beer car, a whistle, flashlight, and MASK or face covering.
Date: Thursday, Sept. 10th, 2020
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: Please Bring Honor To Us All
Start Address: Park where Zachary Taylor Dr. meets Wisner Trail on the bayou – for GPS use 194 Zachary Taylor Dr, New Orleans, LA 70124
Hare & Co-hares: Tits Don’t Fit & JackOff the Rigor
Beer hare: Jewy Jewy Gang Bang
Pre-Lube: The Bayou
On-After: The Bayou
Dog Friendly: Yes.
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? If you are running eagle you will want shiggy socks and a flashlight.
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 3.2 miles Turkey / 6-7 miles Eagle
Not all heroes wear capes, hell some don’t even wear pants. Most generally wear full body spandex, which thankfully leaves nothing to the imagination. The most important heroes we have found these days are those on the frontlines dealing with COVID and, locally, first responders and volunteers helping the victims of Hurricane Laura.
For this reason, we will be collecting donations of food, water, fuel, PPE, and other supplies to send to Lake Charles and West Louisiana. Come dressed as your favorite hero, whether already established or created by you, there are no wrong answers.
Bring: a 6-pack (glass discouraged), a personal cooler, whistle, flashlight, and a mask. Masks are required when not running.
Date: Thursday, September 3rd
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00 PM GO!
Theme: Not All Heroes Wear Capes
Start Address: Mid City Yacht Club, 440 S St. Patrick St., New Orleans, LA 70119
Hare & Co-Hares: Just Carlos & Oui Oui
Beer Hare: Chicken Diddle
Pre-Lube: Figure It Out
On-After: (See Pre-Lube)
Dog-Friendly: Highly Recommended
Is a dry bag, shaggy gear, or anything else specific needed for trail? Maybe
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: (does not include YBFs or actually solving checks). Turkey- 3-4 miles, Eagle 5 miles.
Bring: 6-pack (glass discouraged), a personal cooler, whistle, flashlight, and a mask. Masks must be worn while not running.
Date: Thursday, August 27th
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme:The Boulevard of Broken Dreams 2020 Remix.
I walk a lonely road, or at least I did if I went into the quarter in April or May. and because it isn’t so lonely who knows how much longer this will go on.
Let’s face it, 2020 has been a kick in the crotch. It is fun, it isn’t funny and it’s dangerous.
So many events and gatherings had to be scrapped this year. So much love lost. In true punk rock style let us raise our middle fingers to this bastard of a year and dress for the even you want not the event you are at.
Miffed about St Pats? Were you finally looking forward to a Cinco on taco Tuesday (But then comes the Revenge of the Sixth)? Worried that Halloween on a Saturday is going to be ruined? What is going on with Football (at least there is rugby (go ‘Tahs))? Will there be a comicon? What about Mardi Gras? Has anyone seen my anti-axiety meds?
TL;DR – Come dressed for the event you wanted to go to this year but couldn’t or might not be able to.
Start Address: 2292 N Peters St. ( for absolutely no reason at all)
Hare & Co-hares: Oui Oui.
Beer hare: Queasodidher
Pre-Lube: Tailgate (by which I mean drink your own beers 6′ away from each other) in the area near start
On-After: Finish what beers you have left near where circle happened
Dog Friendly: sure
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? not unless it rains, but it’s 2020, so prep for the worst.
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: (does not include YBFs or actually solving checks). 4 miles,
This Thursday would be my BFF Scout’s 15th Birthday, but God is a dick. In celebration of this Party Wolf Bitch (and she was completely), let’s down some beer, howl at the moon, share some past puppy tails, and log some miles in the Bywater. Please bring extra money, and buy a beer or two from Parleaux at start to support my fav local brewery. Also, there will be a couple of shot checks and one BN. Life is Ruff, so Drink.
Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), a personal cooler, whistle, flashlight, a mask, wolf-themed attire
Date: Thursday, August 20th
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! (Yeah, Right)
Theme: Party Wolf Hash
Start Address: Royal St. and Lesseps St.
Hare & Co-hares: Shitler’s List
Beer hare: Jewy Jewy Gang Bang
Pre-Lube: Parleaux (to geaux) … Bring some money and fill your cooler.
On-After: Like that exists right now
Dog Friendly: It’s outside and there are no ladders involved, so …
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? No. Bring a MOFO Whistle. Ensure you bring your own, personal cooler for your beers.
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 4 miles (does not include YBFs or actually solving checks). If I determine that there is a need for a walkers’ trail, I will pre-lay one.
