The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

Trail # 541 – Indiana Jones Adventure – In the Kitchen, Just Steve, The Iceman Thumbeth, and What’s Warm

This week’s trail is being taken care of by top men. What men? Top men- your hares are going to take you on a perilous journey through multiple terrains and obstacles to find treasure that probably belongs in a museum. Since one of your hares is leaving for nine weeks to teach an archaeology field school, she’s saying farewell with an Indiana Jones style adventure. There will be treasure! There will be booby traps! There will be booze! You can totally punch Nazis, it’s in theme! Either way, you’ll probably hit some YBFS…if only you spoke Hovitos! Trail will have some shiggy but treasure will abound- it will be a face-melting good time. Fedoras optional, bull whips encouraged.

Bring: $1 (no coins) 6-Pack, whistle, flashlight

Date: Thursday, May 18, 2017 6:30 Show, 7 pm Go

Theme: Indiana Jones Adventure

Start: Winston’s parking lot 531 Metairie Rd, Metairie, LA 70005

Hare and Co-Hares: In the Kitchen, Just Steve, The Iceman Thumbeth & What’s Warm

Beer Hare: Cock a Booty Boo

Pre-Lube Location: Winston’s 531 Metairie Rd, Metairie, LA 70005

On-After Location: Winston’s 531 Metairie Rd, Metairie, LA 70005

Dog Friendly?: We named the dog Indiana! (no, don’t bring your dog)

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything specific needed for trail? Shiggy socks, flashlight, a belief in the occult, stylish adventure gear

Any specific info the pack may need? (shiggy, long trail, water shoes, dry bag etc) There will be some shiggy.

Approximate Length of True Trail: (does not include YBFs, Checks etc) 4 miles

Trail is A to A, A to B, etc: A to A

Separate Walkers trail or Turkey / Eagle split: There will be a few turkey/eagle splits

Hash Announcements

Mismangement Nominations are OPEN!  Email your Nominations to UnderCummer@gmail.com

Erections will be at the June 8th Trail

Pensacola Red Dress Run – May 19th – 21 Rego Here!

Voodoo Camp out May 26 – 28th.  Rego Here! 

NOH3 Red Dress Run – August 12 – Rego Here! 

 

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Trail # 540 – 6th Anal German Sparkle Party – ReTardis and Conjugal Visitor

Jah, it’s dat time of year again. Grab your rubber boots and pah-ty pants. Your sequins and glitter. And don’t forget to spah-kle.

As usual BY SHOWING UP TO THIS TRAIL YOU ACKNOWLEDGE THAT YOU WILL BE GLITTER BOMBED.
Seriously, it’s not just a possibility, that is a guarantee. ​

Bring: $1 (no coins) 6-Pack, whistle, flashlight

Date: Thursday ​5/11/17​ 6:30 Show, 7 pm Go

Theme:​ 6th Anal German Sparkle Party​

Start: ​Second Line Brewing​, 433 N Bernadotte St, New Orleans, LA 70119

Hare and Co-Hares:​ ReTARDIS and Conjugal Vistor

Beer Hare:​ Antaphalactic Cock

Pre-Lube Location:​ Second Line Brewing 433 N Bernadotte St, New Orleans, LA 70119

On-After Location:​ Mick’s Irish Pub 4801 Bienville St, New Orleans, LA 70119

Dog Friendly?:​ Not Really

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything specific needed for trail? ​Just your Pah-ty Pants​

Any specific info the pack may need? (shiggy, long trail, water shoes, dry bag etc) You will be glittered- dress as you see fit.

Approximate Length of True Trail: ​4 miles

Trail is A to A, A to B, etc:​ A to A-prime​

Separate Walkers trail or Turkey / Eagle split:​ Walkers take trail​

Hash Announcements

Awards are this week!! (really this time)

Full Moon Trail – May 12th  Hare is Chicken Pot Guy

Pensacola Red Dress Run – May 19th – 21 Rego Here!

Voodoo Camp out May 26 – 28th.  Rego Here! 

NOH3 Red Dress Run – August 12 – Rego Here! 

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Trail # 539 – Star Wars and Star Whores – Pussy Whisker

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May the Fourth be with you…the day all nerds come together to celebrate their favorite day of the year (with a lisp)!  To celebrate, the hare has arranged a special trail designed to bring out the star wars or star whores fan in you!

Bring: $1 (no coins) 6-Pack, whistle, flashlight

Date: May 4th 6:30 Show, 7 pm Go!

Theme:
Star Wars and Star Whores

Start:
 Marais St & Poland Ave, New Orleans, LA 70117

Hare and Co-Hares:
Pussy Whisker

Beer Hare:
Ur(in)e Circle

Pre-Lube Location:
Bacchanal 600 Poland Ave, New Orleans, LA 70117

On-After Location:
Bacchanal 600 Poland Ave, New Orleans, LA 70117

Dog Friendly?: Yes
 
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything specific needed for trail?  No
 

Any specific info the pack may need? (shiggy, long trail, water shoes, dry bag etc)  the force

Approximate Length of True Trail: (does not include YBFs, Checks etc) 3.5

Hash Announcements

Awards are this week!!

Full Moon Trail – May 12th  Hare is Chicken Pot Guy

Pensacola Red Dress Run – May 19th – 21 Rego Here!

Voodoo Camp out May 26 – 28th.  Rego Here! 

NOH3 Red Dress Run – August 12 – Rego Here! 

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Trail # 538 – Hash Final Exams – Scout’s on Her and Ur(in)e Circle

Hash please open your blue books and turn your exam packs over. You have 2.5 hours to complete the trail. The first section will cover basic hash marks and general alcohol consumption. Section 2 focuses on inter hasher relations, breakups, hookups, and campout etiquette. Section 3 will be an essay exploring trail scouting and the importance of community awareness in circle location. Section 4 will be the oral examination on hash culture and traditions. I’m Scouts On Her. Myself and Ur(in)e Circle will be your proctors. There will be no bathroom breaks. One brief break between each section, and a 15 min break between section two and three. Cheating via technology, failing to complete any section, or failing to mark your exam will result in a failing grade for this trail. You may begin

Bring: $1 (no coins) 6-Pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight

Date: 4.27.2017 6:30 Show, 7 pm Go

Theme: Hash Final exams

Start: Shelter A Audubon park

Hare and Co-Hares: Scouts on Her

Beer Hare: UrINe Circle

Pre-Lube Location: The Boot 1039 Broadway St, New Orleans, LA 70118

On-After Location: Snake and Jakes Christmas lounge 7612 Oak St, New Orleans, LA 70118

Dog Friendly?: It’s not not dog friendly?

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything specific needed for trail? nope

Any specific info the pack may need? (shiggy, long trail, water shoes, dry bag etc) Flashlight!!! whistle, number 2 pencil, blue books, Chalk!

Approximate Length of True Trail: (does not include YBFs, Checks etc) 4ish

Trail is A to A, A to B, etc: A to A-

Separate Walkers trail or Turkey / Eagle split: Walkers follow trail

Hash Announcements

PMS H3 Travel Hash – Bayou Babes (that’s us Nola) hosting – April 23rd  10 am

Crescent Shiggy Hash  – April 23rd 4 pm Start is at the second exit of the Bonnet Carre Spillway on Hwy 61. 30.036161, -90.432468

Pensacola Red Dress Run – May 19th – 21 Rego Here!

Voodoo Camp out May 26 – 28th.  Rego Here!

NOH3 Red Dress Run – August 12 – Rego Here! 

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Trail # 537 – 4th ANAL Half-Baked Yeast Infection Down Under – What’s Warm and KW3

Weed. Bread. Anzac Day. All wrapped into one for hashing pleasure like you’ve never seen before! Unless you came last year!

First off, START, all BNs, and ON IN are all at the same location – Laborde Mountain in the Couturie Forest in City Park!!!
Definitely bring a FLASHLIGHT!!!! You will need it. There will be 4 trails of approximately 0.75 to 1.5 miles each.  The order in which you do the trails does not
matter to us, but you will only be able to do one of two trails for your first trail.  It sounds confusing, but it works. Once you complete a trail, you will return to Laborde Mountain AKA the never ending BN so take a break and have a beer.  Lather. Rinse. Repeat.  We carefully scouted this, and it will work so long as you follow instructions and trail markings. Racists should try to do all 4 trails, Joggers – 3, Walkers – 2.  No one can leave Laborde Mountain to attempt to do another trail after 8:40pm. Everyone should be back to the mountain by 9:00pm for Circle.

Date: 4/20/2017

Bring: FLASHLIGHT!!!  $1 and a 6-pack.  Whistle.

Time: 6:30 Show, 7:00pm Go

Start: PAY ATTENTION!! The Couturie Forest in City Park which is around 1009 Harrison Avenue.  Park on Harrison and bring your beer and flashlight
to the top of Laborde Mountain.  There will be signs and trail markings pointing you to the start.

Hares: KW5 – What’s Warm? and Mr. Wiwi.

Beer Hare: TBD

Pre-Lube: Parlay’s 870 Harrison Ave, New Orleans, LA 70124

On After: Parlay’s 870 Harrison Ave, New Orleans, LA 70124

Dog Friendly?  Eh, kind of.  Depends on your dog.  Trails won’t be too
bad, but circle for this one has a lot going on.

Approx. length of trail: 4 miles – If you do all 4 trails.

Trail is A to A to A to A to A  (You read that correctly)

Hash Announcements

Voodoo Hareraising for May, June, July and August will be on TUESDAY, April 18th 12 Noon!

Full Moon Hash – Friday, April 21st  – First Analversary $5 includes a Patch! Start: Rivershack Eastbank  5 PM (social) 7 pm Go

PMS H3 Travel Hash – Bayou Babes (that’s us Nola) hosting – April 23rd  10 am

Crescent Shiggy Hash  – April 23rd 4 pm Start is at the second exit of the Bonnet Carre Spillway on Hwy 61. 30.036161, -90.432468

Pensacola Red Dress Run – May 19th – 21 Rego Here!

Voodoo Camp out May 26 – 28th.  Rego Here!

NOH3 Red Dress Run – August 12 – Rego Here! 

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