The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

Trail #570 “69th Anal Black Dress Run!” – ¿Quesa-Did-Her? and Just Caitlin

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight

Date: Wednesday, Nov. 1, 2017

Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!

Theme: Black Dress Run

Start Address: Woldenberg Park (100 Bienville St., or the intersection of Bienville and Front St., where Bienville dead ends into the park)

 

Hare & Co-hares: ¿Quesa-did-her? and Just Caitlin

Beer hare: Cock-a-booty-boo

Pre-Lube: Chart Room, 300 Chartres St. (bar is cash only)

On-After: Industry Bar, 240 Decatur St.

Dog Friendly: No

 

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Whistle, flashlight, and black dress (don’t be that guy/girl)

 

Approx. -l-l-l–> length: ~3.5 miles, walkers follow trail

Trail is: A to A

Trail #569 “Addams Family Haunted House Tour” – What’s Warm & In the Kitchen

They’re freaky and they’re floozy,
Breast obsessed and boozy,
Don’t forget your koozie,
The Hashing Family.Their trails are a disaster,
Down Downs for running faster,
You’ll probably end up plastered,
The Hashing Family.So get your hapi coat on,

The hares now are long gone,
True trail, that means ON ON!
The Hashing Family!
Please join your hosts for an evening stroll through our macabre, hellish, and all other ways delightful grounds! Be prepared for all manner of tricks and treats- bring a good spirit and also yourself and you’ll have the time of your afterlife!
Bring: FLASHLIGHT!!!!! $1; 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, Ouija Board
Date:Thursday, October 26th, 2017
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: Addams Family Haunted House Tour
Start: Corner of Marconi & Harrison (sounds familiar- caddy corner to last week), across Harrison from the softball fields
Hares: What’s Warm & In the Kitchen?
Beer Hare: PussyWhisker
Prelube: The Basin (152 West Harrison Ave.)
On After: The Basin (152 West Harrison Ave.)Dog Friendly? Trail – Yes. On After – yes, with leash.Extra crap needed for trail? FLASHLIGHT! You will 100% need a flashlight.

Approx. True Trail: 3 or 4 miles.  T/E split.

HASH ANNOUNCEMENTS:
WEDNESDAY, WEDNESDAY, WEDNESDAY  – *Bonus Hash* Nov. 1st will be our Anal Black Dress Run in honor of Dia de Muertos (aka Day of the Dead) hared by the fabulous and big-dicked (educated guess) ¿Quesa-Did-Her?. Regular hash time & rules, trail will be in the FQ, start at Woldenberg Park.
Jolly Roger H3’s 11th Anal Pirate Invasion Hash Cruise will leave from the Port of New Orleans in 2018. Both NOH3 and VDH3 will be coordinating their regular weekly hashes to start/end/run by JRH3’s TBD hash hotel. VDH3 trails effected will be 3/15/18 and 3/22/18. Stay tuned for super smart and fun details from your MM!¡ These trails will likely have a 100+ attendees so hare/s must be selected or approved.
Phew, I’m sick of talking…

Trail #568 – “Let’s Get Lumber Jacked (Or Jilled)” – Q.E. Oui Oui, In Tents to Pee, Just Scott, & PussyWhisker

Have you ever wanted to be… a Lumberjack (or Jill)!?  As they travel down the rivers of some place in Alaska felling the birch, the redwood, the mighty scotch (mmm scotch) pine, with your best girl (or guy) by your side we’ll sing, sing, sing (at circle jerks (ha! Circlejerk)).  We do this to give tribute to the greatest lumberjack who to ever wet the tent. So it is time to Get Lumber Jacked (or Jilled). That’s right y’all, on this illustreeus we are going to be jackin’ it (or Jillin’ it) so hard someone will probably go blind. For those of you that don’t know about Lumberjacks (or Jills) let me give you a little background.

They cunt down trees;

They eat their lunch they go to the lavatory, on Wednesdays the go shopping and have buttered scones for tea.

They skip and jump, they like to press wild flowers, they put on women’s clothing and hang around in bars.

They wear high heels, suspenders and a bra, they wish they were a gurley (or boy-e) just like their dear Papa (or mama).”

They are Lumberjacks (or Jills), and that’s ok, they sleep all night and they work all day.

 So cut down any nonsense of not cumming to get jacked (or does one jack it to cum?) this is sure to be a Treet.

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged); whistle; flightlight

Date: Thursday, October 19, 2017

Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!

Theme: Let’s Get Lumber JACKED! (Or Jilled)

Start Address: Corner of Marconi Dr. and Harrison Ave., New Orleans, LA 70124

Hare & Co-Hares: Q.E. Oui Oui, In Tents to Pee, and Virgin Lay Just Scottie

Beer Hare: Pussy Whisker

Pre-lube: Parlay’s Bar (870 Harrison Ave., New Orleans, LA 70124)

On-After: Parlay’s (870 Harrison Ave., New Orleans, LA 70124)

Dog Friendly: Trail probably, Parylay’s dunno (Hareraiser note: fucking really? call them.)

 

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? No

Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 4 miles, walkers follow trail

Trail is A to A

 

HASH ANNOUNCEMENTS:

I’m glad you all survived Friday the 13th… well I’m glad about some of you.

Trail #567 – “Spice Up Your Life” – Enough Already & Pumpkin Snatch

LET the SPICE FLOW!!!
Whether it be Dune References, Spice Girls, or PUMPKIN, Let your Ginger Spice and Everything Nice Wander NOLA with your hares. 

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: Thursday, October 12, 2017
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: Spice Up Your Life
Start Address: Sophie Wright Park (Corner of St. Andrew St. and Magazine St., New Orleans, LA 70130)
Hare & Co-hares: Enough Already and Pumpkin Snatch with Guest Shot Hares
Beer hare: Moist of All
Pre-Lube: Down the Hatch
On-After: Avenue Pub
Dog Friendly: Trail Is Bars are not
 
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Nope
 
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 2.8 miles (does not include YBFs or actually solving checks).
 
Trail is A to A + +
HASH ANNOUNCEMENTS:
This Friday is FRIDAY THE 13th!!!!

Trail #566 – “#AllThingsAnal” – Q.E. Oui Oui, Clitoria’s Secret, & Fuck A Bear

Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy.
For shame Jimmy.
What does one do when Little Jimmy screws you over?  Very well, since you can’t go crying to Vince McMahon, I, your Faithful Captain some Stupid Jerk and Daniel Bryan, Clitorias Secret and Special Mystery Guest (it’s Fuck a Bear, happy now!?) will clean up Jimmy’s mess.

But make no mistake we are Pullin this one Straight Out of Our Ass (oh my god he said the thing in the title!!!!!).

So why not celebrate all things anal?  (being as I am not taking audience participation at this point we are just going with it ok)

This spans from the things you pulled out of your ass, like that term paper you put off until the night before, or a prom dress made of carpet remnants (yes, like your prom dress), or those pretty pink beads (did you like them though? wink wink, nudge nudge).  To anal people like grammer jerks and your mum.

Feel free to make an ass of yourself.

#NoJimmyThat’sABadJimmy

 

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight

Date: 5th of Rocktober, 2017

Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!

Theme: Pullin’ this one outta our ass, #AllThingsAnal

Start Address: 505 S. Telemachus St, New Orleans, LA 70119

 

Hare & Co-hares: Q.E.Oui Oui, Clitorias Secret, Fuck a Bear

Beer hare: BJ Tenderpussy

Pre-Lube: 12 Mile Limit (500 S. Telemachus St., New Orleans, LA 70119)

On-After: Dmac’s

 

Dog Friendly: ? I’m leaning towards no, just cause.

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? No.

Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 4 Miles Walkers follow trail (does not include YBFs, actually solving checks or check backs).

Trail is A to A +

 

HASH ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Awards this week! Perfect theme for an ANALversary.