The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

Trail#638 -“Twelfth-ish Night” – Patrick Gayze & Q.E. Oui Oui

It’s 12th night (kinda)! Don your best Mardi Gras gear and join us as we usher in the start of the time of the year where public drunkeness is extra allowed.

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: Thursday, Jan. 10, 2017
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: 12th(+4) Night
Start Address: Coliseum Square Park (corner of Camp and Race)
Hare & Co-hares: Patrick Gayze, Q.E. Oui Oui
Beer hare: Quesa-did-her
Pre-Lube: Half Moon
On-After: Half Moon
Dog Friendly: Probably not but you’re the best judge here

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? No unless it is raining.

Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 4 miles (does not include YBFs or actually solving checks).

Trail is A to A.

Trail #637 – “5th Anal Get your Comic On” – Q.E. Oui Oui & ReTARDIS


Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: Thursday, Jan. 4, 2017
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: Get Your Comic On! 5th Anal!
Start Address: The Balls (881 Convention Center Blvd, New Orleans, LA 70130)
Hare & Co-hares: Q.E. Oui Oui, ReTARDIS
Beer hare: TBD
Pre-Lube: Ugly Dog Saloon (401 Andrew Higgins Blvd., NOLA 70130)
On-After: TBD
Dog Friendly: Yes. Be aware there may be some crowded areas of trail.

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? No unless it is raining.

Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 4 miles (does not include YBFs or actually solving checks).

Trail is A to A.

Trail #636 – “The Shittiest Trail of the Year” – Dickie Wong Stocking, Chew Toy, & P.S. Knave

We are here to throw the final and shittiest voodoo trail of the year! Expect to run through dog shit, get rained on, get lost and then drink for it, have someone drink your good beer that you got for Christmas, etc. It’s just that time of year for super shitty people to cum together and remember the super shitty year we have all had together.

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: Thursday, December 27, 2018
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: the shittiest trail of the year!
Hares: Dickie, knave, chew toy, and pretty much anyone else who opens they’re shitty mouth
Beer Hare: TBD
Start: House of Wong, 1901 Prytania
Prelube: probably
Shiggy Level: Concrete Jungle
Dog Friendly: Pussy Whisker Doesn’t Know, so she’s gonna assume No.

CYA: my 3 year old kid will be on trail, but he’s prob been to more hashes than you.

Trail #635 – “XXXMAS under the lights” – Hitachi Topic & Saved By the Bush

Dashing through the blow, my nose acting like a sleigh.
In the whore we go, balls deep all the way
Belle she bobs on me, making spirits bright
Oh what fun it is to cum, in a New Orleans whore tonight….
Jingle Bells, Cockness smells, Q. E. laid an egg.
The Twater mobile has big wheels, and the virgin got a lay…………
Cum celebrate the joys of XXXMAS under the lights with the Voodoo Hash House Harriers. There will be lights, shots, beer, running, and did I mentions shots?!! Cum dressed in your brightest (lights; Christmas, flash, flesh, head…who said head.., whatever), sexiest, nerdiest XXXMAS attire, and enjoy a festive hash full of lights and hopefully some debauchery along the way.
Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: Thursday, December 20, 2018
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: XXXMAS under the lights
Hare’s: Hitachi Topic & Saved by the Bush
Beer Hare: Super Smash Brother
Start: Corner of Downs Blvd and Veterans Blvd (in the homegoods parking lot
Pre-lube: New Orleans Original Daiquiris (6830 Veterans Blvd, Metairie, LA 70003)
On After: New Orleans Original Daiquiris (6830 Veterans Blvd, Metairie, LA 70003)
Shiggy Level: 3
Dog Friendly:
Trail= yes

Trail #634 – “Won’t You Be My Neighbor? (Mister Rogers)” – Toyota Rollova and What’s Warm

This week, we are celebrating the 50th anniversary of Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood. There’s no one else in this world like you, and we like you just the way you are. Throw on your best cardigan/sweater and join us on a trail to the Land of Make Believe! Won’t you be our neighbor?!

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight

Date: Thursday, December 13, 2018

Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!

Theme:  Won’t You Be My Neighbor? (Mister Rogers)

Start Address: N Pierce and Iberville

Hare & Co-hares: Toyota Rollova and What’s Warm

Beer hare: TBD

Pre-Lube: Red Door (206 N Carrollton Ave)

On-After: Finn’s

Dog Friendly: Trail is dog friendly, circle is NOT 

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Nah

Approx. -l-l-l–> length: True trail is approx 4 miles

Trail is A to A