Posted July 18th, 2017 by hareraiserWhether you believe it or not, today is the anniversary of the day that men went to the moon! Let’s celebrate the achievements of the past because the future is looking kind of bleak. And let’s get weird! This is the WEIRD SCIENCE/ MOON LANDING Trail. Dress as a MAD SCIENTIST or a SPACEPERSON. The choice is yours.
Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: Thursday, July 20th, 2017
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: WEIRD SCIENCE/MOON LANDING
Start Address: 2501 St Louis (map TBD)
Hare & Co-hares: Enough Already and Jackrophiliac
Beer hare: Pussy Whisker
Pre-Lube: Side Bar
On-After: 12 Mile or The Drifter
Dog Friendly: Unfortunately No
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Nope
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 3.4 miles. No walkers trail.
Trail is A to A(ish)
Tags: Enough Already, Jackrophilac
Posted July 11th, 2017 by hareraiser
Shitty Titties is back in town and ready to lead you wankers on an extra shitty trail through Mid-City. In the immortal words of Eminem, “Guess who’s back, back again?” Come dressed as your favorite white rapper or do your best Shitty Titties impersonation. Shenanigans are likely to happen regardless.
Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: Thursday, July 13th, 2017
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: “Guess who’s back, back again? Shitty’s back, tell a friend”
Start Address: Mid City Yacht Club (440 S St. Patrick St., New Orleans, LA 70119)
Hare & Co-hares: Shitty Titties and Mr. hED
Beer hare: BJ Tenderpussy
Pre-Lube: Mid City Yacht Club (440 S St Patrick St, New Orleans, LA 70119)
On-After: Mick’s Irish Pub (4801 Bienville Ave, New Orleans, LA 70119)
Dog Friendly: yes
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Nope
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 3 miles. Walkers follow trail. (does not include YBFs or actually solving checks).
Trail is A to A+
Hash Announcements:
NOH3 Red Dress Run – August 12 – Rego Here!
Tags: MR. hED, Shitty Titties
Posted July 4th, 2017 by hareraiser
Would you like some hashing? Should you consent to this week’s trail, running and drinking and singing are available, if you choose to take part. We respect your right to say, “no.” Consent is sexy (and so’s your mom).
Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: Thursday, July 6, 2017 6:30pm show, 7pm GO!
Theme: Only If The Slit Says, “Oui Oui.”
Start Address: Corner of Banks St. and S Jefferson Davis Pkwy
Pre-lube: Finn McCool’s (duh) 3701 Banks St.
Hares & Co-hares: Q.E. Oui Oui & TBD
Beer Hare: Swifts dad (Just Bill)
On-After: Stil Finn McCool’s
Dog Friendly: Uhh, no.
If a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? UPDATED: Maybe not the worst idea to bring something you can swim in, depending on weather we may call an audible for on after.
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 4 miles (does not include YBFS or actually solving checks)
Trail is A to A (baby+)
Hash Accouncements:
Awards will be given at this trail!!
NOH3 Red Dress Run – August 12 – Rego Here!
Tags: Banana Slit, Q.E. Oui Oui
Posted June 27th, 2017 by hareraiser
Freedom! Usually, we let it ring. This week, we let it gleam. In this interpretation of how we declared ourselves free of the British and their utter disdain for anything that shimmers, you, the hounds, will play the part of the Brits and give chase to your brave patriotic hares. Dress in period correct attire (or anything red, white and blue) and GET. READY. TO. SPARKLE.
Bring: $1 (no coins) 6-Pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: Thursday, June 29, 2017 6:30 Show, 7 pm Go
Theme: The British are Cumming – American Sparkle Party
Start: Black Penny (700 N Rampart St, New Orleans, LA 70116)
Hare and Co-Hares: Petrified Wood, Shitler’s List, Capt. Snitchy Pants, Shitty Titties, Ur(in)e Circle, Banana Slit, Jewy Jewy Gang Bang, Twater Sports
Beer Hare: Fucked by Mapquest
Pre-Lube Location: Black Penny 700 N Rampart St, New Orleans, LA 70116
On-After Location: Voodoo Lounge 718 N Rampart St, New Orleans, LA 70116
Dog Friendly?: Trail yes (GLITTER DOGE), on after probably not
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything specific needed for trail? Always be prepared
Any specific info the pack may need? (shiggy, long trail, water shoes, dry bag etc)
Approximate Length of True Trail: 4ish miles (does not include YBFs, Checks etc)
Hash Announcements:
Awards will be July 6th
Baton Rouge H3 Trail: July 15th 2 pm. More details to cum
NOH3 Red Dress Run – August 12 – Rego Here!
Tags: American Sparkle Party, Banana Slit, Black Penny, Captain Snitchy Pants, Jewy-Jewy Gang-Bang, Petrified Wood, Shitler's List, Shitty Titties, Twater Sports, Urine Circle
Posted June 20th, 2017 by hareraiser
Twenty-five years ago, Sir Yacksalot stepped foot on those yellow footprints at a wonderful island resort in South Carolina. To celebrate, he’s taking you maggots on a nice little hike. This won’t be your run of the mill trail, as y’all will have to carry extra weight, work as a team, and navigate to the checkpoints to find beer near. And to top it all off, looks like it’s gonna be a little wet.
Bring: $1 (no coins) 6-Pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: Thursday, 22 June. 6:30 Show, 7 pm Go
Theme: Welcome to Boot Camp!!
Start: Peristyle at City Park Dreyfous Dr, New Orleans, LA 70124
Hare and Co-Hares: Sir Yacksalot
Beer Hare: Fucked By Mapquest
Pre-Lube Location: Mick’s Irish Pub (4801 Bienville St, New Orleans, LA 70119)
On-After Location: Mick’s Irish Pub (4801 Bienville St, New Orleans, LA 70119)
Dog Friendly?: Trail, yes. On after…… Not sure.
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything specific needed for trail? Supposed to pour down rain Tuesday – Thursday, your call on a dry bag…….. Might recommend a boat.
Any specific info the pack may need? Flashlight, shiggy socks, positive attitude (hey, it’s boot camp!!)
Approximate Length of True Trail: (does not include YBFs, Checks etc) 2-3 miles (yes a short trail)
Trail is A to A
Separate Walkers trail or Turkey / Eagle split: No (short trail)
Hash Announcements:
Crescent Shiggy Grand Isle Trail – June 25th $5 extra for food fixins and beer for the beach after party
Baton Rouge H3 Trail: July 8th 2 pm. More details to cum
NOH3 Red Dress Run – August 12 – Rego Here!
Tags: Boot Camp, City Park, Mick's Irish Pub, Sir Yacksalot
