The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

Trail #647 – “Whose Your Paddy -CunniCLINKus and Cockness Monster

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: Thursday, March 14, 2019
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!

Theme: Who’s Your Paddy? Turn Me Over and Kiss Me Clover slash other Irish Shit
Start: Igor’s
Hares and Co Hares: CunniCLINKus and Cockness Monster
Beer Hare: Ditter Glick (if his house cat ass actually fucking shows)
Pre-lube: Igors
On-after: Lucky’s
Dog Friendly: Outside of the bars yes
To bring: Patience, a love for green alcohol and potentially golden glitter, its Clinkus guys duh
Aprox. length: 3.08 miles
trail is A-A+

Trail #646 – ” Seven Deadly Sins” – Tranny Jack & Scuba Steve

Mardi Gras has come and gone. You’ve had all the fun you thought you could have. Now it’s Lent. Time
to look back at your excesses, atone for your sins, and become reborn anew in the spirit of crawfish,
seafood, and a chance to be sober for a bit.
What’s that? BAH GAWD THAT’S ST. PATRICK’S DAY’S MUSIC!
Just when you thought you’d catch a break, ten days after Mardi Gras it’s time to drink again. So, why
wait? Let’s get those sins right back on track with the Hash Thursday™ SEVEN DEADLY SINS Trail!
Come on and lust, sloth, wrath, envy, gluttony, greed, and pride your way through the Quarter and
Marigny in a reminder that this marathon is a year-long one—no rest for the wicked (that’s you, if you
haven’t guessed).
MESSAGE FROM THE HARES: “We’ve gone and made trail a little shorter this go round, because after
the long carnival season, we figured a little bit of a break was in order. If you attended the last
incarnation of 7DS, you’ll know that GLUTTONY is going to be a king cake bread pudding, made by the
Tranniest of Jacks. I haven’t graduated to gluten-free cooking so much yet, so good luck with this
one.”

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: Thursday, March 7, 2019
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: Hash Thursday™ SEVEN DEADLY SINS
Start Address: Riverside corner of Kerlerec and Henriette Delille
Hare & Co-hares: Tranny Jack and Scuba Steve
Beer hare: TBA (this could be you if you’re lucky)
Pre-Lube: Sidney’s Saloon, 1200 St. Bernard Ave, New Orleans, LA 70116
On-After: Kajun’s Pub, 2256 St. Claude Ave., New Orleans, LA 70116 (bring your ID)
Dog Friendly: I mean, it’s all street, so yeah. Unless it rains, then SURPRISE SHIGGY
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Nah
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 2.48 mi (3.99 km)
Trail is A to A′; pretty much everything important is within like eight blocks of one another (if that)

Trail #645 – “Anal Muses Trail! “- What’s Warm, Whordini, Wax On Whacks Off aka Ms. TexMex

**PLEASE NOTE THE TIME CHANGE! 6:00PM HARES AWAY, 6:15 HOUNDS
AWAY!! THIS IS SO WE DON’T MISS THE PARADES!!

Come join the Voodoo Hash for the Anal Muses Trail! As per usual, there
will be no Beer Near on on this trail; so we don’t miss the parades.
Circle will also be short and sweet. Special “Voodoo” shoes will be out on
trail for the hounds to hunt down down. Shoes are tough to get at the
actual Muses Parade, so here’s your chance to get one before the parade
even starts! There will only be a few of these highly coveted shoes
available, so bring your hustle!

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack or more if you need extra for the parades
(glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight, and your Mardi Gras game face
Date: Thursday, Feb 28, 2019
Time: 5:45pm show, 6:15pm GO! This time is SHARP.
Theme: **MUSES** Trail
Start Address: 1901 Prytania (Inside “the box”, so plan accordingly as you
will not be able to cross St. Charles as parade time nears.)
Hare & Co-hares: What’s Warm, Whordini, Wax On Whacks Off aka Ms. TexMex
Beer hare: Chew Toy
Pre-Lube: The Avenue Pub, 1732 Saint Charles Ave.
On-After: The parades! Duh!

Dog Friendly: Unfortunately, no. Well, trail will be, but dogs are not
allowed at parades.
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Nah.
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: T/E split, walkers 1.0 mile, runners 1.5 miles

Trail is A to A

Trail #644 – “Cajun Mardi Gras – Drunk Chicken Chase” – Petrified Wood

It’s Cajun Mardi Gras! Instead of hares and hounds, you’ll be drunkenly chasing a chicken. Catch me if you can, losers.

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight

Date: Thursday, February 21, 2019

Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!

Theme: Drunk Chicken Chase

Start Address: Pirogue’s Whiskey Bayou, 6940 St. Claude Ave., Arabi

Hare & Co-hares: Petrified Wood

Beer hare: TBD

Pre-Lube: Pirogue’s Whiskey Bayou

On-After: Same fucking place

Dog Friendly: Trail sure, bar has been.

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Nah

Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 4 miles

Trail is A to A

Trail #643 – “Valentine’s Day” – In The Kitchen

Love is in the air (or is that just the beer goggles?)! Grab your sweetheart or find one for the day and run this sweet lil’ trail through the most romantic places City Park has to offer- looking for a wedding venue, a date night, a hook up spot with ambiance? We’ve got you, fam. 

Also- handmade Valentines will be available by donation at trail! If you want a custom Valentine for your special someone (even if that’s yourself), just contact Kitchen on Facebook. All money raised will be donated to Crescent Care/NO AIDS Task Force, because everyone deserves to love their partner safely in every sense of the word.

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight

Date: Thursday, February 14, 2019

Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!

Theme: Valentine’s Day 

Start Address: City Park Festival Ground parking, Friedrichs Ave, NOLA 70124

Hare & Co-hares: In the Kitchen

Beer hare: Atomic Dyke

Pre-Lube: Jockey’s Pub, 1841 Gentilly Blvd, New Orleans, LA 70119

On-After: Jockey’s Pub, 1842 Gentilly Blvd, New Orleans, LA 70119

Dog Friendly: Trail yes, on-after no

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? The belief that romance isn’t dead

Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 3-3.5 miles

Trail is A to A