The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

Trail# 678 – STEM

R U a Nerd? Do you like problem solving? Well, grab your scantron sheet and #2 pencil because this trail is for you! Simply being fast will get failing marks, while a TI-85 and a broad understanding of STEM courses will have you at the top of the class! There will be a bunch of question checks (?) along trail, and the hounds will be forced to solve each problem to find out which way to proceed. Don’t bother searching for trail either as it’ll be a good bit before you find out whether or not you’ve passed the test. Chalk will be provided so you can show your work, and just cheat off your neighbor if you’ve got a case of the dumbs. We hope to see you ON-IN class!

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight

Date: 9/12/19

Time: 6:30 show, 7:00 go

Theme: STEM (Science, Technology, Engineering, Mathematics), hot teacher and nerd outfits will get you an A+

Start address: Melius Bar
1701 Lake Ave, Metairie, LA 70005

Hares: What’s Warm and Missionary Position for the Purpose of Procreation (MP3)

Beer Hare: Petrified Wood

Prelube: Melius Bar (see above)

On-After: Melius Bar

Approximate true trail: pi to pi + 0.5 miles & A to A

Puppers: Yes, please! Not allowed inside on-after bar

Shiggly level: Low to middling

Trail #677 – Potty Training!

Let’s face it,Potty Training is hard. Some of us sprinkle when we tinkle. Others fall over in the peetent or asleep next to the toilet. Shit happens. (See what we did there!)

Cum join us for a shitty trail and some fun surprises. All Participates will earn a Potty Training Trail sticker for your efforts making it in the bowl.

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight

Date: 9/5/19

Time: 6:30 show, 7:00 GEAUX

Theme: Potty Training

Start address: Washington Square –

700 Elysian Fields Ave, New Orleans, LA 70117

Hares: Incompeetent and Hitachi Topic
Beer Hare: Pic for the Litter
Shot Hare: Super Smash Brother

Prelube: The John –

2040 Burgundy St, New Orleans, LA 70116

On After: The John

Because where else can you drink in public on the toilet without getting named?

Puppers: Yes, dogs love to shit in public

Shiggly level- Low

Trail #676 – Sausage Party 2: Decadence

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: Thursday,
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: Sausage Party!

We’re about to kick Decadence into high gear, so what better way to prepare than by throwing a Sausage Party? Feel free to interpret this however you wish, though extra points will be thrown at whomever decides to show up dressed as broccoli. We’re going to tour the Quarter some, see all the sights, and maybe some chain mail speedos. Against my better judgement, glitter is actually encouraged. Guys, the less you wear, the better! We’re gonna give those out-of-town queens some sights to see!

Start Address: 1101 Elysian Fields Avenue, New Orleans, LA 70116
Hare & Co-hares: Tranny Jack and Cock Ness Monster
Beer hare: TBD
Pre-Lube: Mag’s 940, 940 Elysian Fields Avenue, New Orleans, LA 70116
On-After: Sidney’s Saloon, 1200 St. Bernard Ave, New Orleans, LA 70116
Dog Friendly: I guess, but one of us is allergic to pet dander, so…
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Nah, unless it’s raining, then probably
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 3.5ish miles. It’s me, so that ain’t no lie.
Trail is A to A, shenanigans included

Trail #675 – VooDoo Mutant Ninja Turtles

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight

Date: Thursday August 22, 2019

Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!

Theme: VooDoo Mutant Ninja Turtles
“No longer teenage VooDoo hashers, no longer teenage Voodoo hashers, no longer teenage VooDoo hashers…Heroes in a hash shell, TURTLE POWER!” Master splinter is summoning all the VooDoo Mutant Ninja Turtles to Calhoun St for a totally tubular trail followed by specials at the new Aloha Grill, because turtles know that fighting crime makes you hungry! Dress as your best April, Leonardo, Shredder, Rocksteady, or (bless you if you can pull it off) Krang & be on the lookout for special TMNT checks along the way!

Start Address: Corner of S. Miro St and Calhoun St. Behind the State Farm Office (approx 3124 Calhoun St. New Orleans, LA 70125)

Hare & Co-hares: Whordini & Shitler’s List

Beer hare: Pic of the Litter

Pre-Lube: Robert’s Bar 3125 Calhoun St, New Orleans, LA 70125

On-After: Aloha Grill & Sushi 3151 Calhoun St, New Orleans, LA 70125 (**Shitler got us the Hash hookup! There will be specials**)

Dog Friendly: Trail only, not PL/OA sorry

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Nah

Approx. -l-l-l–> length: ~3.4 true trail

Trail is A to A

Trail # 674 – Self Love ♥️

Are you feeling tired, run down, listless? Me too, friend. It’s the week after RDR in New Orleans, and we could all use a little self love right now. Fortunately, your hares have planned a trail to give you just what you need. We will start by sending some love to our environment at the Sip to Save the Wetlands at Second Line Brewing. After 6 PM, one dollar for each pint purchased goes to wetlands conservation in Louisiana. They will also have ambassador animals in attendance, so come pet a baby possum and forget all of your sorrows. Trail will wind through all the prettiest places we could find with therapy checks designed to help you feel good as new. No need to fret about a costume- just put on your comfiest non-red outfit and come on out.

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight

Date: Thursday, August 15th, 2019

Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!

Theme: Self Love

Start Address: 500 N. Bernadotte St.

Hare & Co-hares: The Iceman Thumbeth & In the Kitchen

Beer hare: Bucakey

Pre-Lube: Second Line Brewing

On-After: Mick’s Irish Pub

Dog Friendly: Yes

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? No

Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 3-ish miles

Trail is A to A+