Posted September 12th, 2017 by hareraiserThis week’s trail will be ¿Quesa-did-her?’s 10th haring and 50th hash, so get ready for a trail of XL proportions (if you don’t get it, ask a smarter, funnier friend). Hounds are encouraged to embrace all things XL on this trail including the hare, clothing, drinks, and bad decisions. There will be special hash prizes for the hounds in the following categories:
- Biggest trail treasure item brought to circle (must have been found on trail)
- Biggest vessel brought to trail
- Tallest virgin brought to trail (virgin gets a prize as well)
- Most virgins brought to trail (minimum two, virgins get a prize as well)
- Furthest distance traveled (visitors only)
- Most trails run
There will also be extra credit stops on trail, so be sure to bring extra cash if you would like to participate.
Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: Sept 14, 2017
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: XL
Start Address: Mississippi River Heritage Park, 1150 Convention Center Blvd, New Orleans, LA 70130 (approximate – look for the weirdos)
Hare & Co-hares: ¿Quesa-did-her?, The Iceman Thumbeth
Beer hare: Can I Watch
Pre-Lube: Rusty Nail, 1100 Constance St, New Orleans, LA 70130
On-After: Rusty Nail, 1100 Constance St, New Orleans, LA 70130
Dog Friendly: Not so much
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Cash for extra credit stops, there will be a brief but moderate shiggy portion
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: ~3 miles
Trail is: A to A
Posted September 5th, 2017 by hareraiser
We are bringing a tradition from our home kennel to Voodoo. Some of you strumpets will be given a second chance at virginity by Sister Roman and Father Missionary. We suggest you protect that chastity, lest you burn in our circle of hell! Those of you who remain impure are free to fuck the virgins anyway you like.
Be sure to wear your Catholic school uniform, or religious garb.
Bring: $1 (no coins), 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: Sept., 7, 2017
Time: 6:30pm Show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: Born Again Virgins
Start Address: New Orleans Baptist Association – 2222 Lakeshore Dr, New Orleans, LA, 70122
Hares: Roman Showers Bring Me Flowers & Missionary Position For The Purpose Of Procreation
Beer Hare: Just Byron
Prelube: Daiquiris & Company (6301 Elysian Fields Ave, New Orleans, LA, 70122)
On Afters: Daiquiris & Company (6301 Elysian Fields Ave, New Orleans, LA, 70122)
Dog friendly: Yes
if they are agile and can handle a little shiggy.
Is anything specific needed? Dry bag probably and shiggy socks if you feel like it.
Approx. length: 3.69 miles (you know… approximately)
Trail is A to A
HASH ANNOUNCEMENTS:
THIS WEEK IS AWARDZZZZZZZ!
Also, being the first Thurs. of the month Haberdashery will be there so bring cash or log into your paypal account to preorder and make sure they got what you want on trail.
Posted August 29th, 2017 by hareraiser
“IDGF” – Deal Cell
Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: August 31, 2017
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: I don’t give a fuck cause I don’t do themes anyway. Pick your own theme or wear hash attire at least.
Start Address: 400 Esplanade Ave. behind the Mint (not a lot of FQ parking plan according)
Hares: Dead Cell
Beer Hare: Virgin Mutha
Prelube: Checkpoint Charlie’s (501 Esplanade Ave., New Orleans, LA 70116)
On-After: I don’t know, maybe ASS (American Sports Saloon)
Dog Friendly: Sure, but there will be crowds. Make sure it’s a nice dog.
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Not unless it’s raining, which it may well be thanks to Harvey.
Approx. -l-l-l–> 4 miles. No walking trail. Walkers are lame. (does not include YBFs or actually solving checks)
Trail is A to A+
HASH ANNOUNCEMENTS:
GCH3 has extended the rego cutoff for Mobile RDR! Click here to be part of the fun. You have until 9/1 to reserve a hotel in the hash area. RDR is Sept. 22-24, 2017 Awards will be not this hash but the following.
Tags: Dead Cell, Virgin Mutha
Posted August 20th, 2017 by hareraiserCelebrate having tons of drunk (re: easy) college kids and overworked (re:desperate) teachers back in town (and the end of my first week in law school!) by donning the minimal amount of clothing needed to put together a mildly offensive nerd costume!
Bonus (but not actually cause this will probably suck for you guys – just like high school): There will be actual problems for you to solve on trail and they’ll require knowledge of hash trivia, songs, and backgrounds on your fellow hashers.
Most of y’all haven’t seen me lay before, but I promise, this is going to be my best orgy yet.
Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: August 24, 2017
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: Revenge of the Nerds!
Start Address: Audubon Zoo Parking Lot – Look for Hashers (6500 Magazine St., New Orleans, LA 70118)
Hare & Co-hares: Womb Raider
Beer hare: Just Byron
Pre-Lube: Monkey Hill (6100 Magazine St.)
On-After: Monkey Gill (6100 Magazine St.)
Dog Friendly: Sure
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? No
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 3.5 miles (does not include YBFs or actually solving checks).
Trail is A to A
HASH ANNOUNCEMENTS:
GCH3 has extended the rego cutoff for Mobile RDR! Click here to be part of the fun. You have until 9/1 to reserve a hotel in the hash area. RDR is Sept. 22-24, 2017 Tags: womb raider
Posted August 15th, 2017 by hareraiser
Herro! Cum to my virgin ray! Your rittle Asian is stepping up to ray twail for the first time! It is Asian themed, so wear anything Herro Kitty, Anime, Pokemon, etc. I hope we all get happy ending.
Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, & flashlight
Date: August 17, 2017
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: Asian Persuasian
Start Address: Whitney Bank Parking lot in the back (1324 S Carrollton Ave. New Orleans, LA 70118)
Hare & Co-hares: Just Julie and Jackropheliac
Beer hare: Just Bryon
Pre-Lube: Carrollton Station (8140 Willow St, New Orleans, LA 70118)
On-After: Little Tokyo Restaurant (1340 S Carrollton Ave New Orleans, LA 70118)
Dog Friendly: Yes and I promise we will NOT eat them.
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? No
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 3.0 Miles (does not include YBFs, actually solving checks, check backs and fish hooks).
Trail is A to A
HASH ANNOUNCEMENTS
GCH3 has graciously EXTENDED Mobile Red Dress rego for all of you hungover NOLA RDR fux until 9.1! Check out the website here to be a part of the fun. RDR dates 9.22-9.24
Tags: Jackropheliac, just julie
