Posted July 15th, 2019 by hareraiser
Trail 670 Voodoo Gets Trashed
It’s a dirty, filthy world out there and Voodoo is gonna drink to forget it. A short summer trail where you can win top shelf booze by helping pick up the neighborhood or hash as normal! Prizes for most bags filled or weirdest trash found.
Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: Thursday, July 18th, 2019
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: Voodoo Gets Trashed
Start Address: Evan’s playground 5112 LaSalle st
Hare & Co-hares: Scuba Steve and Ice Ice Crazie
Beer hare: Missionary!
Pre-Lube: Dat Dog (5030Freret St)
On-After: Other Bar (5039 Freret St)
Dog Friendly: Dogs love trash!
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Bring an old grocery bag if you want but I’ve got plenty for you! Gloves if you don’t want to get your hands dirty. Flashlight and whistle as normal.
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 3.5 miles
Trail is A to A, A to B, etc. A to A
Posted July 5th, 2019 by hareraiser
Don’t put away your red, white, and bleu just yet, because this week we’re celebrating Bastille day! Ze French, zey ave given us so much. From champagne, to the Statue of Liberty, and even Louisiana. Let’s not forget about French kisses or menage a trois either (Oh-hon-hon, it is ze 669th trail non?). So bust out your haute couture, and prepare to eat and drink as much as you want without ever gaining weight.
Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight, and a baguette.
Date: Thursday, July 11th, 2019 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: Bastille Day, you stupide American *takes a drag from a cigarette*
Start Address: N Jefferson Davis Parkway & Lafitte Ave
Hare & Co-hares: Roman Showers & In the Kitchen
Beer hare: Missionary (MP3)
Pre-Lube: Bayou Wine Garden
On-After: Bayou Wine Garden
Dog Friendly: Oui, j’aime les chiens
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail?: You might want a dry bag with the weather
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: Walking 4km, Running 6.5km
Trail is A – A
Posted June 28th, 2019 by hareraiser
Several years before 243 years ago, America’s first legends were born. Over the years, they grew up under the rule of a land far away. A land that made them drink TEA. And this did not sit right with them. So, on this night in 1776, over cups of strong American coffee and/or whiskey and Pabst Blue Ribbon, George Washington, Benjamin Franklin, John Hancock and several other people we have all forgotten about since we haven’t taken history class in forever decided that THEY HAD ENOUGH. ENOUGH WITH TEA AND BISCUITS. WE WANT MOTHERFUCKING COOKIES. AND BEER. And so they signed a declaration which declared they would no longer drink the tea (unless they wanted to), thereby establishing the right to bare arms, freedom of speech, and several other things that we still enjoy today in a new country, the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!
This week Petrified Wood, Shitler’s List, Scuba Steve, Tranny Jack, and some other people who haven’t confirmed are celebrating this band of brothers with America’s Holy Trinity: BEER, TRUCKS, and EXPLOSIONS in the All-American St. Bernard Parish! Tired of copying another hare’s sparkle themed trail, they decided to try and be original for once. Prepare for mild to medium shiggy, some wetness, and to celebrate the freedom granted to you because you were fucking born here.
Yes, it’s in Arabi. But this one will be super fun. You’ll be sad if you miss it.
Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: Thursday, July 4, 2019
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: INEDEPENDENCE: A Story of Treason, Beer, and Freedom
Start Address: 6809 N. Peters St., Arabi, LA 70032
Hare & Co-hares: Petrified Wood, Shitler’s List, Scuba Steve, Tranny Jack, and other Revolutionaries who haven’t confirmed
Beer hare: One of the fucking hares that’s a part of this shindig
Pre-Lube: Old Arabi Bar, 123 Mehle St., Arabi, LA
On-After: Old Arabi Bar
Dog Friendly: Trail not advisable, but you do you. Bar no.
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Shouldn’t be, watch the weather.
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: Eagle 5 miles, Turkey 2.3 miles
Trail is A to A and will end where we can watch fireworks over the river.
Posted June 23rd, 2019 by hareraiser
Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: Thursday, June 27, 2019
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: 3 is a Magic Number!
I’m somehow hat tricking with 3 trails this week (don’t ask me, it kinda just happened 路♀️) so let’s commemorate this occasion by celebrating our favorite trilogies! Dig out that old slave Leia costume, hail to the king baby with your best Ash a la Evil Dead, take the red pill and enter the Matrix, make someone an offer they can’t refuse like Don Corleone, or grab your whip & fedora as Indiana Jones!
Start Address: 1200 Magazine St New Orleans, LA 70130 (Corner of Magazine & Erato St)
Hare & Co-hares: Whordini & Woody Poke Her
Beer hare: Roman Showers
Pre-Lube: The Courtyard Brewery
On-After: Barrel Proof
Dog Friendly: Trail yes, dogs outside for bars
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Nope!
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 3.5ish
Trail is A to A
Whordini will also be collecting donations for the lspca at trail.
Posted June 18th, 2019 by hareraiser
Woe to you, oh Earth and sea, for the Devil sends the Beast with wrath
Because he knows the time is short
Let him who hath understanding reckon the number of the Beast
For it is a human number, its number is six hundred and sixty six
Come out and celebrate the antichrist in your finest Satan worshipping gear – whether it be devil, a great outfit circa 1999 Hot Topic, your old altar boy robes, Ozzy Osborne/your fave metal bands, shiny demons
Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: Thursday, June 20, 2019
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: 666 – The Number of the Beast
Start Address: Coliseum Fountain – 1708 Coliseum St.
Hare & Co-hares: Jewy Jewy Gang Bang & Petrified Wood
Beer hare: Pussy Whisker
Pre-Lube: Half Moon
On-After: The Saint
Dog Friendly: the bars are not, but trail is
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? No – unless you plan on baptising yourself in the fountain
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: Turkey/Eagle split: Turkey 3.5 miles, Eagle 6.66 miles
Trail is A to A.
