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Trail #758: They Came From Outer Space

We have guest hares in town who are ready to throw down. But where did they come from? Who sent them? Can they be trusted more than the average wanker? Bring your tinfoil hats and your butt plugs because this trail will be one you’re bound to forget (because aliens wipe your memory away after they probe you. In case you didn’t get my really clever reference to alien butt stuff. All the best jokes need to be explained in parenthetical statements.) Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, 3/11/2021 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: … Continue ReadingTrail #758: They Came From Outer Space

Trail #757: Voodoo Gets Trashed 2: Trash Panda Wizardry

For the second time ever, Voodoo gets trashed and leaves a community better than we found it. Come drink and enjoy a trail while relieving the Freret community of their filthy treasures. Walkers totally have the advantage on this to win sweet prizes. As the sagely trash panda who lives in my backyard once said “Be king and enjoy the ride.” Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, March 4th Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: Voodoo Gets Trashed 2: Trash Panda Wizardry Start Address: Evan’s Playground (5100 LaSalle st.) Hare & Co-hares: Scuba Steve and … Continue ReadingTrail #757: Voodoo Gets Trashed 2: Trash Panda Wizardry

Trail #756: Revenge of the Hare Raiser

Well you done fucked up now, VooDoo. Your currently crippled Hare Raiser is stepping up to hare and oh boy, will you feel it on Friday. It’s fine, we’ll all be limping then. Just remember this next time there’s an open hare date and you have the opportunity to save yourselves by stepping up to hare. BOO YOU STINK Bring: $1 (no coins); alcohol and personal cooler, whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, February 25, 2021 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: Revenge of the Hare Raiser Start Address: Pirogue’s Whiskey Bayou (6940 St. Claude Ave) Hare & Co-hares: Mr. hEd (thinks … Continue ReadingTrail #756: Revenge of the Hare Raiser

Trail #755: (H)ash Thursday

Carnival Season has come and gone and now we enter Lent. This is a time to Reflect on what we have done, Repent that we could have done it better, and Prepare our livers for more punishment. I welcome you to Hash Thursday. Bring out those Catholic roots with your best school uniform (aka kilt) worn with the hashiest of flair. Time to get back to basics and have some fun with your fitness! Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, February 18, 2021 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: Hash Thursday Start Address: Audubon park … Continue ReadingTrail #755: (H)ash Thursday

Trail #754: Krewe of House Floats, Part Deux

Cum one, cum all to Part Deux of Voodoo’s Krewe of House Floats Marigny/Bywater tour! Costume. #MaskUp. Do the damn thing. A King & Kween will be crowned to rival Can I Watch & PPE, so you better show out. We’ll have a show down to declare the rulers of our court. What will that entail, you ask? Nobody knows! I bet we’d all like to wage our doubloons on it though. (seriously, if you have any good ideas please DM the hare) Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack in a personal cooler, whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, February 11, 2021 Time: … Continue ReadingTrail #754: Krewe of House Floats, Part Deux