The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

Trail #629 -“Hashers of the Galaxy ” –  Shits Fucks Leaves, Through the Looking Ass, Everybody’s Twerkin for the Weekend, and Ghey Bondage

In a Galaxy  many down downs away, a crew of wandering half minds assembled. They have planned their invasion  for months and have finally come here to voodoo to take a harriette sacrifice. Who will save the bimbo? Who will find the trail that leads to the circle of down downs, and anal probing ( with consent of course). The voodoo needs its hounds to send these invaders back to where they came from full of beer and good memories. Are you  that hound?  Will you help us vanquish the invaders thirst for beer  and debauchery?

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight

Date: Thursday, November 8, 2018

Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!

Theme: Hashers of The Galaxy nomads are invading NOLA and we’ve captured one of your local bilmbos come out to save her from our space invasion 

Start Address:  6500 press drive – Ponchartrain Park

Hare & Co-hares: Shits Fucks Leaves, Through the Looking Ass, Everybody’s Twerkin for the Weekend, and Ghey Bondage

Beer hare: tbd

Pre-Lube: tbd

On-After: tbd

Dog Friendly: Yes all the doggies

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Nah

Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 3.69 hares lie

Trail is A to A, you bet your ass it is!

Trail #628 – Anal Black Dress Run – Patrick Gayze

 

Halloween is over,  time to get back to reality and mourn your mid week  hangover or lack thereof.

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Fecha: Thursday, November 1, 2018
Hora: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: Anal Black Dress Run
Start Address: 300 N. Front Street (interseciton of N.Front and BIenville St.)
Hare & Co-hares: Patrick Gayze
Beer hare: TBD
Pre-Lube: Saint Lawrence
On-After: It’s the quarter.. You figure it out
Dog Friendly: *Shrugs*
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? You will want a flashlight. If you’re playing to win you might want a change of clothes.
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 3.5 miles
Trail is A to A

Trail #627 – “2nd Anal Luchador Trail!” – Iceman Thumbeth & Cockness Monster, Pussy Whisker, FuckAbear, Q.E. Oui Oui

The Luchador Championship Challenge is back! Last year The Iceman Thumbeth truly lived up to her name, winning the belt by besting all others in a sudden death thumb war. Battle to take it from her as you test yourself against challenges posed by the baddest hombres Los Voodoos have to offer. Come out in mask and tights to give your all and prove your worthiness.
 
Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Fecha: Thursday, October 24, 2018
Hora: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: ¡Luchador Trail: Segunda Parte!
Start Address: In the park across from Bayou Beer Garden (326 N. Jefferson Davis Parkway, 70119)
Hare & Co-hares: Reigning Champion The Iceman Thumbeth, Cockness Monster, Pussy Whisker, Fuck A Bear, QE Oui Oui (final challenge announcer-hare)
Cerveza hare: ¿Quesa-did-her?
Pre-Lube: Bayou Beer/Wine Garden (326 N. Jefferson Davis Parkway, 70119)
On-After: Bayou Beer/Wine Garden (326 N. Jefferson Davis Parkway, 70119)
Perro Friendly: Yes, but it will be easier to compete for the championship if you do not have a dog.
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? You will want a flashlight. If you’re playing to win you might want a change of clothes.
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 3.5 miles
Trail iA to A

Trail #626 – “T&A – Tits and Ass Trail” – Tits Don’t Fit and Asses Up

Tits will be there.
Asses will be there.
What more do you need to know?

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: Thursday, October 18th, 2018
Time: 6:30 pm show, 7:00 pm GO!
Theme: T&A Trail! (Tits & Ass)
Start Address: Daiquiris & Company (6301 Elysian Fields Ave, New Orleans, LA 70122)
Hare & Co-hares: Tits Don’t Fit & Asses Up
Beer hare: TBD
Pre-Lube: Daiquiris & Company – Happy Hour 2-7 pm, $2 domestic and $3 premium long-necks
On-After: Daiquiris & Company – $8.25 44 oz daiquiris on Thurs., they serve delicious healthy and unhealthy food all night
Dog Friendly: No

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Slight shiggy, definitely a flashlight.

Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 5 miles

Trail is A to A

Trail #625 – ” Ready Player Cum” – Scuba Steve, In The Kitchen, and Mystery Easter Egg Boss Hare

Hashing- a way to make a name for yourself, to define who you are. To win this game, you will have to show courage, strength, and knowledge. Welcome to READY PLAYER CUM- you are tasked this trail to use these skills to find three hidden keys to get to the ultimate Easter Egg- a chance to play the master. To succeed, you will have to do trail, you will have to drink, and you will have to be very aware of your 80’s/90’s nerd culture. Lace up your shoes, get your mods all in order, and dust off your Atari for some practice. This is a love letter to classic video games, Sci-Fi movies, tabletop RPGs—know this, and know that it is not always important to win the game, you just have to love to play it.
Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: Thursday, October 11th, 2018
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: 80’s and 90’s nostalgia throwback hash!
Start Address: Piazza d’Italia (377 Poydras)
Hare & Co-hares: Scuba Steve, Kitchen, and Mystery Easter Egg Boss Hare
Beer hare: Hitachi Topic
Pre-Lube: Barcadia (601 Tchoup)
On-After: Barcadia (601 Tchoup)
Dog Friendly: Trail yes, On-after no.

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Sense of wonder and a whistle.

Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 4ish Miles.

Trail is A to A, A to B, etc. A to A