The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

Trail #555 – “Weird Science/Moon Landing” Enough Already & Jackropheliac

Whether you believe it or not, today is the anniversary of the day that men went to the moon! Let’s celebrate the achievements of the past because the future is looking kind of bleak. And let’s get weird! This is the WEIRD SCIENCE/ MOON LANDING Trail. Dress as a MAD SCIENTIST or a SPACEPERSON. The choice is yours.
Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: Thursday, July 20th, 2017
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: WEIRD SCIENCE/MOON LANDING
Start Address: 2501 St Louis (map TBD)
Hare & Co-hares: Enough Already and Jackrophiliac
Beer hare: Pussy Whisker
Pre-Lube: Side Bar
On-After: 12 Mile or The Drifter
Dog Friendly: Unfortunately No
 
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Nope
 
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 3.4 miles. No walkers trail. 
 
Trail is A to A(ish)

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Trail #554 “Guess Who’s Back, Back Again?” – Shitty Titties & Mr. hED

Shitty Titties is back in town and ready to lead you wankers on an extra shitty trail through Mid-City.  In the immortal words of Eminem, “Guess who’s back, back again?”  Come dressed as your favorite white rapper or do your best Shitty Titties impersonation.  Shenanigans are likely to happen regardless.

 

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight

Date:  Thursday, July 13th, 2017

Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!

Theme:  “Guess who’s back, back again? Shitty’s back, tell a friend”

Start Address:  Mid City Yacht Club (440 S St. Patrick St., New Orleans, LA 70119)

Hare & Co-hares: Shitty Titties and Mr. hED

Beer hare:  BJ Tenderpussy

Pre-Lube:  Mid City Yacht Club (440 S St Patrick St, New Orleans, LA 70119)

On-After:  Mick’s Irish Pub (4801 Bienville Ave, New Orleans, LA 70119)

Dog Friendly:  yes

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Nope

Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 3 miles. Walkers follow trail. (does not include YBFs or actually solving checks).

Trail is A to A+

Hash Announcements:

NOH3 Red Dress Run – August 12 – Rego Here! 

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Trail #553 Only If The Slit Says, “Oui Oui.” – Q.E. Oui Oui & TBD

Would you like some hashing? Should you consent to this week’s trail, running and drinking and singing are available, if you choose to take part. We respect your right to say, “no.” Consent is sexy (and so’s your mom).

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight

Date: Thursday, July 6, 2017 6:30pm show, 7pm GO!

Theme: Only If The Slit Says, “Oui Oui.”

Start Address: Corner of Banks St. and S Jefferson Davis Pkwy

Pre-lube: Finn McCool’s (duh) 3701 Banks St.

Hares & Co-hares: Q.E. Oui Oui & TBD

Beer Hare: Swifts dad (Just Bill)

On-After: Stil Finn McCool’s

Dog Friendly: Uhh, no.

If a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? UPDATED: Maybe not the worst idea to bring something you can swim in, depending on weather we may call an audible for on after.

Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 4 miles (does not include YBFS or actually solving checks)

Trail is A to A (baby+)

Hash Accouncements:

Awards will be given at this trail!!

NOH3 Red Dress Run – August 12 – Rego Here! 

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Trail # 552 – American Sparkle Party – Petrified Wood, Shitler’s List, Capt. Snitchy Pants, Shitty Titties, Ur(in)e Circle, Banana Slit, Jewy Jewy Gang Bang, Twater Sports

Freedom! Usually, we let it ring. This week, we let it gleam. In this interpretation of how we declared ourselves free of the British and their utter disdain for anything that shimmers, you, the hounds, will play the part of the Brits and give chase to your brave patriotic hares. Dress in period correct attire (or anything red, white and blue) and GET. READY. TO. SPARKLE.

Bring: $1 (no coins) 6-Pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight

Date: Thursday, June 29, 2017 6:30 Show, 7 pm Go

Theme: The British are Cumming – American Sparkle Party

Start: Black Penny (700 N Rampart St, New Orleans, LA 70116)

Hare and Co-Hares: Petrified Wood, Shitler’s List, Capt. Snitchy Pants, Shitty Titties, Ur(in)e Circle, Banana Slit, Jewy Jewy Gang Bang, Twater Sports

Beer Hare: Fucked by Mapquest

Pre-Lube Location: Black Penny 700 N Rampart St, New Orleans, LA 70116

On-After Location: Voodoo Lounge 718 N Rampart St, New Orleans, LA 70116

Dog Friendly?: Trail yes (GLITTER DOGE), on after probably not

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything specific needed for trail? Always be prepared

Any specific info the pack may need? (shiggy, long trail, water shoes, dry bag etc)

Approximate Length of True Trail: 4ish miles (does not include YBFs, Checks etc)

Hash Announcements:

Awards
will be July 6th

Baton Rouge H3 Trail: July 15th 2 pm.  More details to cum

NOH3 Red Dress Run – August 12 – Rego Here! 

 

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Trail # 551 – Welcome to Boot Camp – Sir Yacksalot

Twenty-five years ago, Sir Yacksalot stepped foot on those yellow footprints at a wonderful island resort in South Carolina.  To celebrate, he’s taking you maggots on a nice little hike.  This won’t be your run of the mill trail, as y’all will have to carry extra weight, work as a team, and navigate to the checkpoints to find beer near.  And to top it all off, looks like it’s gonna be a little wet.

Bring: $1 (no coins) 6-Pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight

        Date: Thursday, 22 June. 6:30 Show, 7 pm Go

Theme: Welcome to Boot Camp!!

Start:  Peristyle at City Park Dreyfous Dr, New Orleans, LA 70124

Hare and Co-Hares: Sir Yacksalot

Beer Hare: Fucked By Mapquest

Pre-Lube Location: Mick’s Irish Pub (4801 Bienville St, New Orleans, LA 70119)

On-After Location: Mick’s Irish Pub (4801 Bienville St, New Orleans, LA 70119)

Dog Friendly?: Trail, yes.  On after…… Not sure.

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything specific needed for trail? Supposed to pour down rain TuesdayThursday, your call on a dry bag……..  Might recommend a boat.

Any specific info the pack may need? Flashlight, shiggy socks, positive attitude (hey, it’s boot camp!!)

Approximate Length of True Trail: (does not include YBFs, Checks etc)   2-3 miles (yes a short trail)

Trail is A to A

Separate Walkers trail or Turkey / Eagle split: No (short trail)

Hash Announcements:

Crescent Shiggy Grand Isle Trail – June 25th $5 extra for food fixins and beer for the beach after party

Baton Rouge H3 Trail: July 8th 2 pm.  More details to cum

NOH3 Red Dress Run – August 12 – Rego Here! 

 

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