The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

Trail #621 – “Bob the Builder” – CUM Muter & Dead Cell

Hey!  Time to get hashing, such a thing to do.  Down Downs and singing till gone are the brews. Bob and the gang have so much fun.
Working together, they get the job done.
Wear your hard hats, and your reflective vest cause Voodoo is fixing shit.  Fixing to drink down downs…
Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: Thursday, September 13, 2018
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: Bob the Builder (wear construction 🚧 worker attire)
Start Address: Lowe’s Parking Lot: 121 Jefferson Hwy
Hare & Co-hares:CUM muter & Dead Cell
Beer hare: BJ Tender Pussy
Pre-Lube: New Orleans Original Daiquiri: 981 Jefferson Hwy.
On-After:
Dog Friendly: Urban shiggy! If ur dog is a beast then yes, dog friendly!
 
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail?
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: Approximately 4 miles
Trail is A to A

Trail #620 – “Rubik’s Cube” – Fucked by MapQuest and Que E. Oui Oui

This is a Rubik’s cube hash. Come dressed in a combo of the 6 colors
of the cube: Green, White, Blue, Orange, Yellow, and Red. (Or any
colors, it’s really not that serious!) For instance, wear a green
strap on, an orange tie, yellow booty shorts, a blue thong, and red
pasties. There will be instructions about how to peel off the stickers
at chalk talk. There will be no talk of how fast you can solve a
Rubik’s cube – no one wants to hear that… nerd.

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: Thursday, September 6, 2018
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: Rubik’s Cube
Start Address: Evans Playground, 5112 Lasalle St, New Orleans, LA 70115
Hare & Co-hares: Fucked By Mapquest and Que Oui Que Oui
Beer hare:  Twater Sports
Pre-Lube: The Other Bar, 5039 Freret St, New Orleans, LA 70115
On-After: The Other Bar, 5039 Freret St, New Orleans, LA 70115
Dog Friendly: Trail yes, not sure about the bar.

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Depends on if Just Gordon comes to trail.

Approx. -l-l-l–> length: (does not include YBFs or actually solving checks). Turkey / Eagle split, runners trail 4-5 miles.

Trail #619 – “Southern Decadence” – Just David and In The Kitchen

Come out and celebrate Southern Decadence the New Orleans way. Come dressed in your most enticing attire and sashay through the streets of the quater with booze in hand and shots on the mind.

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: Thursday, August 30th, 2017
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: Decadence
Start Address: Louis Armstrong Park (N Rampart & St. Philip)
Hare & Co-hares: Just David and In The Kitchen
Beer hare: Twater Sports
Pre-Lube:Black Penny
On-After: No designated place, just general Souther Decadence debauchery in the quarter.
Dog Friendly: As friendly as frolicking through the streets of New Orleans can be.
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? No
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: (does not include YBFs or actually solving checks).  Approximately 3 to 4 miles.
Trail is A to A

Trail #618 – “Welcome Back to Hogwarts!” – Mr. hEd

Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry Headmaster: Albus Dumbledore (Order of Merlin, First Class, Grand Sorc., Chf. Warlock, Supreme Mugwump, International Confed. of Wizards) 
 
Dear Half-Mind, 
 
We are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Please find enclosed a list of all necessary books and equipment. Term begins on August 23. We await your owl by no later than August 21. 
 
Yours sincerely, 
 
Under Cummer, Deputy Headmistress
 
 
Welcome to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft & Wizardry! On Thursday, join with us as we take the journey back to school to start a fresh new term. Bring your finest robes, pillowcases, pet rats, and wands to St. Claude as we commence the school year! PARENTS ARE REMINDED THAT FIRST YEARS ARE NOT ALLOWED THEIR OWN BROOMSTICKS
Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight, magic wand, this year’s required readings, prefect’s badge (if applicable), Skele-Gro (just in case)
Date: Thursday, August 23, 2018
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: Welcome Back to Hogwarts!
Start Address: 2372 St Claude Ave – Parking Lot BEHIND the Healing Center (if driving – do not park here. Ministry of Mismanagement recommends that you do not drink and drive. Please Cab, Lyft, Uber, Streetcar, or find a fellow half-mind that is taking a dry spell  to drive your broomstick, or ride on theirs.)
Hare & Co-hares: Mr. (Nearly) hEd(less) Nick
Beer hare: Petrifi(cus Totalus) Wood
Pre-Lube: Mimi’s in the Marigny
On-After: Lost Love Lounge
Dog Friendly: Three-headed dogs and animaguses (animagi?) only, please.
 
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Dry bags are always a good idea– you never know when a Blasting Curse will be aimed in your direction! Bring extra Galleons – there will be a stop in Hogsmeade. 
 
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: (does not include YBFs or actually solving checks). Runners trail will be ~4 miles. Turkey/Eagle Split  will be a part of trail.
 
Trail is A to A prime 

Trail #617 – “Hash Against Humanity” – Inside Voice & Penis Over Other People

The worst people in all of humanity, are haring the worse hash against all humanity. The theme is to be your worst, as the worst hares try their best. There will be some cards, and shit too. Bring extra booze to drown how horrible it’s gonna be. It’ll be the worst.

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (no glass!), whistle, flashlight
Date: Thursday, August 16, 2018
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: Hash Against Humanity
Start Address: Franklin Ave. and Chartres St, New Orleans, LA 70117
Hare & Co-hares: Inside Voice, P.O.O.P.
Beer hare: Just David
Pre-Lube: Mimi’s in the Marigny
2601 Royal St
New Orleans, LA 70117
On-After:

Mimi’s in the Marigny
2601 Royal St
New Orleans, LA 70117

Dog Friendly: I love doggies, they’re better than humanity. Bring them. Also, allowed downstairs of the prelube and on after venue only

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Well, with Inside Voice, we don’t ever really know do we? Best to come prepared for the worst.

Approx. -l-l-l–> length: (does not include YBFs or actually solving checks) Turkey Split 3.6 Miles, Eagle 5 Miles

Trail is A to A and approximately 3 miles