Posted October 26th, 2019 by hareraiser
Voodoo Hash House Harriers
Trail #685
Thursday, October 31
6:30 pm show/ 7 pm go!
Theme: Vanilla Ice & Nick “the dick” Saban’s birthday ………and Halloween
Prelube: Love Lost Lounge
Start: 2529 Dauphine Street, NOLA
On after: TBA
Hares: Petrified Wood, CUM muter, Chum Dumpster & Just Caitlin
Beer hare: Snatch Shot
CUM dressed as a 90’s throwback, Alabama fan, Popeye or other Westbank woadie or just ya tried and true Halloween costume! There will be tricks & treats on trail!
Trail is A to A+
Posted October 18th, 2019 by hareraiser
Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: Thursday, October 24th
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: Basic Fall Shit…and Pumpkin Spice!
Start Address: Lawrence Square, 900 Napoleon Avenue
Hare & Co-hares: Enough Already, The Big Lezbowski, & Cunniclinkus (if she isn’t dying)
Beer hare: Urine Asian
Pre-Lube: Ms Mae’s
On-After: Bronx Bar
Dog Friendly: Trail only.
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Just something Basic
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 4.25
Trail is A to A
Posted October 14th, 2019 by hareraiser
Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight, new Erika Pekkari dust ruffles, lye, vinegar
Date: Thursday, Oct 17, 2019
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: Hash Fight Club
Start Address: 600 Franklin Ave New
Orleans, LA 70117
Hare & Co-hares: Shitler’s List & Whordini
Beer hare: Robert Paulson (Roman Showers)
Pre-Lube: MiMi’s in the Marigny
On-After: Lost Love Lounge
Dog Friendly: Trail – yes
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? The IKEA nesting instinct
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 4ish miles
Trail is A to A
The first rule of Hash (Fight)Club is you don’t talk about Hash (Fight) Club. The second rule of Hash (Fight)Club is you don’t talk about Hash (Fight) Club…
You are not your kennel, you’re not how many patches you have on your happi. You are not the kilt you wear. You’re not the contents of your vessel. You are not your fucking khakis (What’s Warm 👀). You are all drinking, all running Hash of the world.
Celebrating 20 years of Project Mayhem
Posted October 7th, 2019 by hareraiser
We’ve allllllll been there (well half of the population, but let’s not get me started on gender disparities). This week’s theme is a celebration of all those OH SHIT moments in life. Hariettes if you’re too nervous to even joke about it come dressed as plan B, the Taco Bell Fourthmeal, White Rabbit, or just come as Whordini (you’ll probably make circle?).
All interpretations of “late” are accepted. Bonus points if you paint your face.
Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: Thursday, October 10, 2019
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: I’m late (oh shit)!
Start Address: St. Joseph’s Cemetery @ the corner of Sixth St. and Loyola Ave., New Orleans, LA 70113
Hare & Co-hares: Tits Don’t Fit, Cockness Monster
Beer hare: Pic of the Liter
Pre-Lube: Verret’s Lounge, 1738 Washington Ave, New Orleans, LA 70113
On-After: Portside Lounge, 3000 Dryades St, New Orleans, LA 70115
(Snowfall themed Happy Hour will be going on until 10pm with scheduled DJs. Tiki Sliders & Chips will be serving food. The event is an official Help New Orleans Homeless donation dropoff, so please bring extra cash if you would like to contribute to the cause.)
Dog Friendly: Yes, keep in mind temperatures are still very hot. Please bring your water bowls and extra water!
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Possibly plan-B, I don’t know your life choices.
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: best case scenario 9 months and 18 more years (~4.5 miles)
Trail is A to A
Posted September 29th, 2019 by hareraiser
Here’s to you, Hashiest Hasher. Whether you joined the Facebook group after your virgin trail, bought a Happi Coat when you earned your first patch, or just really, truly believe that what we need is one more choir practice, this trail is for you. Come decked out in your habbiest finest; we want to see shiggy socks, on-on shorts, Voodoo polos (Toyota can make you a deal if you don’t have one!) and your hash-named dog/cat/pet tree frog. Show off your hasher tattoos, ass to finest ass, cheek to roundest cheek. Solve trail with reckless abandon, whistles blaring, flashlights blazing, neighbors calling the NOPD in your wake. Sure, it’s not a race, but who doesn’t secretly revel in being FRB/FBI? Debate whether a directional is a check. Call people out for tech on trail. Make ’em drink for nerd names. Lead the Circle in singing My-Name-is-Jack-Who-Used-to-Work-in-Chicago-with-Yogi-Bear for 20 minutes. Marry another hasher despite swearing you would never. Tonight, we unapologetically celebrate it all.
Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: Thursday, October 3, 2019
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: Hail the Hashiest Hasher
Start Address: The park in front of Kingpin (1307 Lyons St. 70115)
Hare & Co-hares: ¿Quesa-did-her? and The Iceman Thumbeth
Beer hare: In Tents to Pee
Pre-Lube: Kingpin (1307 Lyons St. 70115)
On-After: Kingpin (1307 Lyons St. 70115) ; alternate on-after is Creole Creamery (cash only, closes at 10 PM)
Dog Friendly: Yes
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Your head-to-toe finest haberdashery; whistle; flashlight
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: T/E split; Eagle trail is 3.5 miles
Trail is A to A
