Posted May 22nd, 2018 by hareraiserBring: $1 (no coins); 6 pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: Thursday, May 24, 2018
Time: 6:30PM show, 7:00PM GO!
Theme: Pied Piper Hash / Hash #300X2 – or 599.2
Start Address: N Diamond St. and Tchoupitoulas St., NOLA 70130 (in the creepy strip of “park” between Cochon and Ugly Dog)
Hares & Co-hares: Scouts On Her and special guests
Beer Hare: Scouts On Her (how can this be??)
Pre-lube: Ugly Dog Saloon
On-After: Rusty Nail
Dog Friendly: Indeed!
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? A sense of adventure, acceptance
Approx. –l-l-l-> length: No more than 3 miles
Posted May 14th, 2018 by hareraiserJum-OnIn-ji
A Trail for those who seek to find a way to leave their sobriety behind…
Hares Beware! Do not begin unless you intend to finish.
The exciting consequences of this trail will only begin when a player has reached Jum-OnIn-ji and called out its name!
In the jungle hares will race as you put trail clues into place.
Play the game and roll the dice, $1 & 6 pack is your price.
Hares encourage animal, jungle, & hash attire. Whatever meets your heart’s desire.
Zenning exacts a heavy cost, wander far and you’ll get lost.
Beware a hunter in your midst! If you catch his mark, you’ll be remised.
We hope you join us as we play, the game begins with hares away!
Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: Thursday, May 17, 2018
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: Jum-OnIn-ji
Hare & Co-hares: In the Kitchen & Whordini
Beer hare: Twater Sports & Maid of Jizzed on Her
Dog Friendly: Beasts are welcome on trail…its a jungle out there. Pre-lube/On-After is known for poachers, humans only please. You’ve been warned!
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Your wits! Be ready for riddles and keep your eyes peeled for hunters.
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 3.2 miles of adventure!
Trail is A to A
Posted May 8th, 2018 by hareraiserTa-Ta to Tippy Toes
Ello, Gov’na! Are you walkers ready for a bloody British trail? Well, bob’s your uncle, you’ve got it, mate. Our very own Tippy Toes is heading back across the pond, so let’s send her off in the most cheeky of ways. (I googled English phrases)
Make sure you’re not too zonked to make it out to this mint hash: sink some drinks, log some kilometers, and get pissed. Don’t be dim…wear your most Britishy themed gear to make this a real tickety-boo night. Have I over-egged the pudding enough yet with the King’s language?
Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: Thursday, May 10, 2017
Theme: Ta-Ta to Tippy Toes
Start Address: Cooter Brown’s (509 S. Carrollton Ave., New Orleans, LA 70118)
Hare & Co-hares: Tippy Toes, Shitler’s List, I’m a Delicate F*ing Flower
Beer hare: Petrified Wood
Pre-Lube: Cooter Brown’s (509 S. Carrollton Ave., New Orleans, LA 70118)
On-After: Cooter Brown’s (509 S. Carrollton Ave., New Orleans, LA 70118)
Dog Friendly: Yes
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Extra water for any pooches.
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 3.5 miles (does not include YBFs or actually solving checks).
Trail is A to A
Posted April 30th, 2018 by hareraiser
What’s full of beer and found in MidCity? Bars. Just kidding, it’s you
on the next trail.
Grab your companion cube and hope that the hares haven’t been hiding
the fact that they’re really homicidal AIs randomly generating
challenges for you to solve, or are they?
The hares committed to the well being of all participants. Cake and
grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test,
errr… trail. Thank you for helping us help you help us all.
Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: Thursday, May 3, 2017
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: The Cake is a Lie
Start Address: Neutral Ground of Banks St. and S. Jefferson Davis Pkwy, New Orleans, LA 70119
Hare & Co-hares: Fucked By Mapquest, Banana Slit, Apply For Pleasure
Beer hare: Virgin Mutha
Pre-Lube: Finn McCool’s (3701 Banks St., NOLA 70119)
On-After: Finn McCool’s
Dog Friendly: Probably.
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? No.
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 3ish miles. Walkers follow trail.
Trail is A to A
Posted April 23rd, 2018 by hareraiserLet’s all congratulate us with another pint of beer
A very merry unbirthday to you!
To who?
To me
Oh you!
Now, statistics prove, prove that you’ve one birthday
Imagine, just one birthday every year
Ah, but there are three hundred and sixty four unbirthdays!
Precisely why we’re gathered here to cheer, with beer!
A very merry unbirthday to you, to you
To me?
To you!
A very merry unbirthday
For me?
For you!
Now blow the whistle when you’re on my dear
And make your wish come true
A merry merry unbirthday to you!
Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight, bunny ears, talking cats, magical mushrooms
Date: Thursday, April 26, 2017
Start Address: Kennedy Place (Park at the corner of Ursulines and Rendon)
Hare & Co-hares: Mr. hEd, Fuck-A-Bear, Q.E. Oui Oui, Iceman Thumbeth, Woody Poke Her, Patrick Gayze if his imaginary wife gives him permission
Beer hare: Moist of All
Pre-Lube: Pa’s (949 N. Rendon St., New Orleans, LA 70119)
On-After: Pal’s (949 N. Rendon St., New Orleans, LA 70119)
Dog Friendly: Only if your dogs are willing to go down the rabbit hole
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Bring your bunny onesies, cheshire smiles, tea cups, and, of course, your birthday suits. Hallucinogenic drugs optional.
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: True Trail is 5 miles (but there are four speciality checks, so don’t worry about alcohol withdrawal). Walkers will be on a separate walking trail.
Trail is A to A Prime, so beware, you zenning mofo’s.
