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Trail #816: Happy Birthday Twerkin!

Thursday Thursday Thursday! We’re off to the races to commemorate Twerkin’s 39th lap around the sun! and their 10th since joining the hash (shout out to my mother kennel Duschanbe H3)! and 19 years in the US Air Force! As such, your tired old shoe rubber will get a rest this week, and should be replaced by rubber on wheels! That’s right nerds! You heard it here first! Thursday the 14th’s trail will be a mother-lickin BASH! Bring your bike, bring your skateboard, or bring your razer scooter! If its got up to two wheels and is not gas powered, … Continue ReadingTrail #816: Happy Birthday Twerkin!

Trail #815: DO WHATCHA WANNA

Look, your hares are tired. Spring is springing, festivals are festivaling, social calendars are peaking yet none of us have truly recuperated our social skills or stamina. We’re just so fucking tired. In true New Orleans fashion, do whatever you want for this week. Be weird and don’t bother us please. Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, April 7th Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: DO WHATCHA WANNA Start Address: Parking lot behind Robert’s lakefront Hare & Co-hares: Hitachi Beer hare: Heaux Exotic Pre-Lube: Wherever you want to drink On-After: Stop asking me questions Dog … Continue ReadingTrail #815: DO WHATCHA WANNA

Trail #814: National…..Insert Your Own Special Day

March is more than St. Patrick’s Day. March 1st is National Dadgum That’s Good Day, March 4th is National Dance the Waltz Day, March 9th is National Get Over it Day, March 13th is National Open an Umbrella Indoors Day, March 20th is National Alien Abduction Day, March 28th is National Something on a Stick Day, and March 31st is National Clams on the Half Shell Day. Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, March 31, 2022 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: National…..Insert Your Own Special Day Start Address: Sophie Wright Park, 1941 Magazine St, … Continue ReadingTrail #814: National…..Insert Your Own Special Day

Trail #813: St. FadTrick’s Day

Season’s Greetings from the glorious St. FadTrick. As we celebrate my 2nd annual feast day, I have decided to really phone in the tricks this year but bless you all with numerous beer stops. Be prepared to support some local businesses dressed as your favorite fad from your high school days or……perform a trick in circle. Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, March 24th Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: St. FadTrick’s Day Start Address: Coliseum Square Park (at the Corner of Race and Camp St.) Hare & Co-hares: PPE Beer hare: Twerkin For the … Continue ReadingTrail #813: St. FadTrick’s Day

Trail #812: St. Patrick’s Day

It’s St. Patricks’s Day- don some green, drink some whiskey, and celebrate the 0.071% Irish heritage 23 and Me told you that you have with a nice little run by some of your favorite Irish pubs. Bring some extra cash for extra credit stops on trail! Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight, cash for extra credit stops Date: Thursday, 17 March 2022 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: St. Patrick’s Day- wear green! Start Address: Neutral Ground between Cleveland and Palmyra at Norman C. Francis Pkwy Hare & Co-hares: In the Kitchen Beer hare: TBD (this could … Continue ReadingTrail #812: St. Patrick’s Day