The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

Trail #590 – “Luck (?) of the Irish” – Petrified Wood & Shitler’s List

Try to follow this trail to the end of the rainbow for your own porcelain pot of treasure from
your non-trustworthy leprehares Petrified Wood and Shitler’s List. Find the lucky charms we
leave behind and you may get a special surprise. There will be alcohol on trail, DO NOT DRIVE

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight

**bring $5 if you want to participate in a bonus stop on trail**
Date: Thursday, March 15, 2017
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: Luck(?) of the Irish
Start Address: 827 Franklin Ave., New Orleans, LA 70117 (across the street from On-After)

Hare & Co-hares: Petrified Wood, Shitler’s List
Beer hare: Jewy Jewy Gang Bang
Pre-Lube: Lost Love Lounge (2529 Dauphine St., New Orleans, LA 70117)
On-After: Lost Love Lounge
Dog Friendly: Nah

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? No

Approx. -l- l-l—> length: (does not include YBFs or actually solving checks). 3.5 miles



There is a HARERAISING AFOOT. Please PM Kitty Foster on Facebook or email if you are looking to reserve a date!

March 29 – 
April 5 –
April 12 –
April 19 – 6th Anal HalfBaked Yeast Infection – What’s Warm & QE. Oui Oui
April 26 – A Very Merry Un-Birthday – mr. hED
May 3 –
May 10 –
May 17 –
May 24 – *this is the day before VDH3 Campout*
May 25 – Shot Stop Trail at Campout, this requires a little more coordination but if you’re interested in spearheading let a member of MM know.
May 31 –
June 7 –
June 14 –
June 21 –
June 28 –

Trail #589 – “Like A Virgin” – Just Noel, mr. hED

I made it through that shitty trail
Somehow I made it through
Didn’t know how lost I was until I found True
I was dead fucking last, I’d been passed
I was sad and sober, but this chance made me feel
Yeah, this has made me feel shiny and new
Like a virgin
Haring for the very first time
Laying like a virgin
With your footsteps behind mine
Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: Thursday, March 8, 2017
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: Like A Virgin (Haring for the very first time)
Start Address: Coliseum Square Park (1708 Coliseum St, New Orleans, LA 70130)
Hare & Co-hares: Just Noel and Mr. hEd
Beer hare: Needs More Insemination
Pre-Lube: Barrel Proof (1201 Magazine St, NOLA 70130 )
On-After: Half Moon (1125 St Mary St, NOLA 70130)
Dog Friendly: Yes
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Bring your most virginal outfit: chastity belts, penis cages, white tutus, your first, second, and third wedding dresses– whatever makes you feel like it’s your first time again. Don’t worry, this time will be MUCH better– teamwork makes the dream work, after all!
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 4 miles (does not include YBFs or actually solving checks). Please indicate if there will be a separate walkers trail or Turkey / Eagle split(s) in this section.
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Trail # 588 – The Greatest Holiday That Never Was – Mr. hED, Whordini, Banana Slit, and surprise mystery Kitty hare


Remember the eleventh episode in Season 3 of Sabrina the Teenage Witch where Sabrina accidentally erases Christmas from history and then has to work with Father Christmas to get it unerased? (Yeah, it’s my favorite episode too!!!!) Well, as you know, in that episode we find out that the beloved holiday Bobunk was permanently erased from history by Salem the Cat! Bobunk is a celebration of cats, food, liquor, food with liquor in it and food shaped liked cats.(We’re only guessing. The holiday was erased from the world’s memory).

Feel free to dress in your most tradition Bobunk attire. Alternatively you can come dressed as a cat or a witch, or get some more use out of that ugly holiday sweater.

So come out right meow to celebrate The Greatest Holiday That Never Was!

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight HIGHLY ENCOURAGED! Trail is SPOOOOOOKY (the hares crossed about a dozen black cats, including one that jumped from the top of a light pole. Bring your whistle and flashlight or else you may end up wandering the shady streets of 7th ward alone (besides the cats. They’ll definitely be there).

Date: Thursday, March 1, 2017

Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!

Theme: It’s Bobunk!

Start Address: Hi Ho Lounge, 

Hare & Co-hares: Mr.hEd, Whordini, Banana Slit, mystery kitty hare

Beer hare: ¿Quesa-did-her?

Pre-Lube: Hi-Ho Lounge, 2239 Saint Claude Ave, New Orleans, LA 70117

On-After: Kajun’s Pub, 2256 St Claude Ave, New Orleans, LA 70117

Dog Friendly: Only if your dog can sing some mean karaoke.


Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? FLASHLIGHT. Can’t emphasize that enough. Whistles are cool too. Rape horns are useful.


Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 5 miles for runners. (does not include YBFs or actually solving checks). Separate walking trail for merrymaking Bobunkers who are bad at multitasking.


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Trail #587 – “2nd Anal Voodoo Eats Out” – ¿Quesa-Did-Her?, Iceman Thumbeth, Scooba Steve, What’s Warm, & Cock-a-Booty-Boo

The New Orleans Voodoo Hash House Harriers request the honor of your presence at the Second Anal Voodoo Eats Out trail, a progressive four-course meal with appertifs and after-dinner cordials to be held under the ancient oaks of Mid City. Formal attire requested; RSVP not required.


Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight

Date: Thursday, Feb 22, 2017

Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!

Theme: 2nd Anal Voodoo Eats Out

Start Address: Easton Playground (3141 Toulouse St, New Orleans, LA 70119)

Hare & Co-hares: ¿Quesa-did-her? The Iceman Thumbeth, Scooba Steve

Bread hare: What’s Warm

Dessert hare: Cock-a-booty-boo

Beer hare: Twater Sports

Pre-Lube: Pal’s Lounge (949 N Rendon St, New Orleans, LA 70119)

On-After: Pal’s Lounge (949 N Rendon St, New Orleans, LA 70119)

Dog Friendly: No

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? No.

Approx. -l-l-l–> length: Diners will be treated to luxurious turkey-eagle splits on both halves of trail. The walkers’ trail may be enjoyed for 3 miles, while the runners will indulge for approximately 4.5.

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Trail #586 “Fuck Themes” – Squirt & Shitty Titties

I’m drunk ATM, wish I could come up with a witty post Mardi Gras/Valenash Wednesdaytheme, but fuck a theme. So the theme is…
Fuck you guys. And themes. Wear your ashes and guilt from all the things done during Mardi Gras. Runners turn on GPS tracking because trail is a piece of art. Start is at Tydor Park, which is really just an empty dirt lot, because fuck you. (Esplanade and Henriette Delille.)
Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: Thursday, Feb 15, 2017
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: Fuck Themes
Start Address: Field at Esplanade and Henriette Delille St., New Orleans, LA 70116
Hare & Co-hares: Squirt & Shitty Titties
Beer hare: TBD
Pre-Lube: Sidney’s Saloon (1200 St. Bernard Ave., NOLA 70116)
On-After: Buffa’s (1001) Esplanade Ave., NOLA 70116
Dog Friendly: Yes, the more bitches the better
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Only if you’re bad at directions.
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: ?
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