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Trail #918 “Help me wankers, you’re my only hope.”

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away…. Handsome outlaw Han Solo (Just Eric) and his trusty copilot Chewbacca (Cheap Throat) are running from bounty hunters and the empire. They are about to make the Kessel Run, smuggling untold treasure of beer stolen from the empire. You are a young fledgling recruit in the empire’s junior bounty hunter division tasked with catching the rebel scum. Make sure you don’t miss your blaster shots; the fate of the thirst of Earth rests in you hands. Will you quench it or remain thirsty? “Help me wankers, you’re my only hope.” … Continue ReadingTrail #918 “Help me wankers, you’re my only hope.”

Trail #917 Plogging: Not a Sex Act! Transform Your Life One Step at a Time – The Empowering Journey of Plogging to Happiness

Trail #917 Theme: “Plogging: Not a Sex Act! Transform Your Life One Step at a Time – The Empowering Journey of Plogging to Happiness” “Chapter 7: The Path to Renewal – Plogging Trails: The Key to Fulfilling Your New Year’s Resolutions In the heart of this chapter lies a revolutionary approach to meeting your New Year’s resolutions: the transformative journey of Plogging Trails. As I discovered, this unique combination of jogging and picking up litter isn’t just a physical activity; it’s a catalyst for profound personal change and environmental care. This proven program goes beyond traditional fitness regimes. It intertwines … Continue ReadingTrail #917 Plogging: Not a Sex Act! Transform Your Life One Step at a Time – The Empowering Journey of Plogging to Happiness

Trail #916 RuPaul’s Hash Race

Trail #916 It’s Trail #916 and Season 16 of RuPaul’s Drag Race premieres Friday, so we’re prelubing for the premiere at trail! Wear a costume inspired by Drag Race (think Ru’s Covid Mask, Violet’s Fall Reveal, LaLa’s Bag Dress) or Pride attire & come walk (or run) the runway with us! Trail may include reading (in the Grand Tradition of Paris is Burning), lip syncing for your life, & other mini/maxi challenges along the way… Bring: $1 (no coins or prepay for the year for $42 via cash or electronic payment!); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, January 4, … Continue ReadingTrail #916 RuPaul’s Hash Race

Trail #915: Christmas/Hanukkah Hangover: Hare of the Reindeer

How we feeling, kids? Sad the holidays are over? Sad that the holidays happened? Whatever you’re feeling, come run off your Christmas/Hanukkah hangover and get a shiny new one. Your hares have planned you a tour of Uptown’s best(?) bars, so bring cash and an ID for extra credit stops. Wear whatever you want- Christmas sweaters, pajamas…nothing. Anything goes at this one because we’re all in hibernation mode. Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, Dec 28, 2023 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: Christmas/Hanukkah Hangover: Hare of the Reindeer Start Address: Marsalis Harmony Park (meet … Continue ReadingTrail #915: Christmas/Hanukkah Hangover: Hare of the Reindeer

Trail #914: Your Ugly…Holiday Sweater

‘Tis the season for jingling bells, twinkling lights, and, of course, hideously wonderful holiday sweaters! Get ready to dash through the night, decked out in your most outrageous and eye-catching ugly holiday sweaters! Don your most outrageous, gaudy, and downright ugly holiday sweaters – the more bells, baubles, and blinking lights, the better! Prizes will be awarded for the tackiest and most creatively adorned sweaters, so let your festive imagination run wild. Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, December 21, 2023 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: Your Ugly…Holiday Sweater Start Address: Greenway Plaza, 436 … Continue ReadingTrail #914: Your Ugly…Holiday Sweater