Posted May 13th, 2019 by hareraiser
This Thursday marks 2 weeks after Jazz Fest, which means it’s time to get in shape for bikini season! What better way than by running your ass off in New Orleans heat? It was such a bad idea the first time, we decided to wait 4 full years before trying again!
Trail will be long and fast, passing some of the most storied drinking establishments from Tchoupitoulas to Tulane. You may see striking similarities to an arguably more prestigious event in the area. This trail offers a way for the humble hasher to get a taste of greatness.
Bring: $1 (no coins) 6-Pack, whistle, flashlight
Date: 5/16/2019
Theme: 2nd ‘Annual’ Tchoupitoulas Hash-A-Thon
Start: Grit’s Bar, 530 Lyons St, New Orleans, LA 70115
Hare and Co-Hares: Jackrophiliac and Petrified Wood
Beer Hare: Hitachi Topic
Pre-Lube Location: Grit’s Bar, 530 Lyons St, New Orleans, LA 70115
On-After Location: Grits (maybe F+Ms if they decide to be open?)
Dog Friendly?: Trail is, bars are probably iffy.
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything specific needed for trail? No shiggy, but it will be hot, or rainy, or hot and rainy. Bring adequate clothing, and maybe a watermelon.
Any specific info the pack may need? (shiggy, long trail, water shoes, dry bag etc) Hashers need to do their best to stay off Magazine Street and the Audubon Park golf course.
Approximate Length of True Trail: (does not include YBFs, Checks etc) True Trail is no less than 6 miles! Walkers will have a 3 mile trail they are advised to take! There will be a split marked.
Trail is A to A, A to B, etc: A to A
Separate Walkers trail or Turkey / Eagle split: Walkers will follow the same trail until the T/E split
Posted May 7th, 2019 by hareraiser
Oh, jah, hallo and willkommen to the 8th Anal German Sparkle Party. I hope you have your rubber boots and party pants! As every year, by showing up to trail YOU AGREE TO BE GLITTER BOMBED!
Backsliders, I’m looking at you. Get your asses out here.
Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: Thursday,May 9, 2019
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: 8th Anal German Sparkle Party
Start Address: 3532 Toulouse St, New Orleans, LA 70119
Hare & Co-hares: ReTARDIS & Conjugal Visitor
Beer hare: Assault & Batteries
Pre-Lube: Wrong Iron 3532 Toulouse St, New Orleans, LA 70119
On-After: TBD
Dog Friendly: sure, if you want a sparkle pup, but probably best they stay home to keep thep from consuming all the glitter.
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Nah
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: ~3.23mi
Trail is A to A,
Posted April 29th, 2019 by hareraiserCome Yat it up with the locals and tourist alike as the hare runs the hounds around the fairgrounds to celebrate (or commiserate) Jazzfest.
*****PSA: Parking will probably be a PITA! Bike or Lyft/Uber is recommended!*****
Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: Thursday, May 2, 2019
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: Sloppy 2nd Thursday of da Fest!
Wear your Jazz Fest gear: big hats, Hawaiian shirts, skimpy sundresses & rainboots!
Start Address: Corner of Crete & Belfort
Hare & Co-hares: CUM Muter
Beer hare: Just Jack
Pre-Lube: Jockey’s 1841 Gentilly Blvd.
On-After: Jockey’s 1841 Gentilly Blvd.
Dog Friendly: Nahh Bra! No Festing for dem puppers..
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? If it’s anything like last Thursday then prepare for it.
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 4
Trail is A to A
Posted April 21st, 2019 by hareraiser
In 2014 four people (who were “just friends”) met at Winston’s and between them conceived a trail that would become known as the first ever HALF-BAKED YEAST INFECTION DOWN UNDA. Virgin hares Warmy, Gangers and “Dave” under the sage tutelage of Meows put down a trail through the back roads of Old Meterie.
In 2015 they said it couldn’t be done. They told Warmy he was crazy, they said it was too hard, that not everyone could get to the top of the mountain. Warmy asked the important question
“who can’t make it to the top”
And they said “Dave, he is on crutches”
Warmy’s response was as appropriate then as it was now – I’m not worried about Dave
And make it to the top he did, on 3 legs (on crutches you perv, get your mind out of the crutch). When he was up, he was up, and when he was down he was down, and when he was only half way up, he took a slash (see attached picture).
In 2017 the highest of highs were reached when trail fell on 4/20, and there was much rejoicing.
And now in 2019, for the first time, trail falls on the 25th of April otherwise known as ANZAC Day. So come if you dare to:
HALF-BAKED YEAST INFECTION DOWN UNDA VI:
The Quest for Higher Ground
Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: Thursday, April 25, 2019
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: HALF-BAKED YEAST INFECTION DOWN UNDA VI: The Quest for Higher Ground
Start Address: LaBorde Mountian, Couturie Forest, City Park (Approx. 1009 Harrison Ave., NOLA 70124 – look for signs to the start from Harrison)
Hare & Co-hares: What’s Warm & Q.E. Oui Oui
Beer hare: TBD
Pre-Lube: Parlay’s (870 Harrison Ave., NOLA 70124)
On-After: Parlays
Dog Friendly: Trail yes, on after no.
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? It’s in city park and there has been a fair bit of rain, there is no intent to get you wet and dirty (or is there), but we cant help it if you do ;)
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 4 separate trails (4+ miles depending on how many you choose to do)
Trail is A to A to A to A to A
Posted April 13th, 2019 by hareraiser
Bring:
$1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: Thursday, April 18, 2019
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: Mid-City BUNARCHY Bar Hop
Start Address: 3501 Banks St.
Hare & Co-hares: Q.E. Oui Oui – Et. Al.
Beer hare: maybe/tbd
Pre-Lube: Finn McCool’s Irish Pub
On-After: Finn McCool’s Irish Pub,
Dog Friendly: Finns allows dogs outside. mid-city is pretty flat, so, sure, bring your fuzzy pal.
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Bring some extra cash/card for pub stops.
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 4 miles
Trail is A to A,
