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#126 – Inglourious Hashers

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  This Thursday, we’re going to be getting down and dirty in Lakeview. Just Ralph is poppin’ his har-e  cherry (heh) with Slam Bam Thank You Lamb, so watch out – Slam Bam isn’t known for being gentle. There will be shiggy, and there will be mud. Think of this as a camp-out warm-up. The hares also made it a point to tell me that FLASHLIGHTS ARE NEEDED! So bring yours! (I’m lookin’ at you, Just Miranda) Ralph will be hosting the on-after – I think he’s making gumbo or something equally awesome. Theme: Wilderness Survival / Inglourious Basterds / … Continue Reading#126 – Inglourious Hashers

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#125 – Green with Envy!

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I’m not going to lie to you Marge, I was trying to think up a way to write some sort of Irish Incredible Hulk writeup, and it just wasn’t happening. So, in lieu of cleverness, here’s a scary bodybuilder lady, ‘shopped green. Thursdays theme is VooDoo Green with ENVY!  Yeah, wear GREEN dumb asses!  In light of the Campout, and since the coolest will NOT be at the Irish Italian parade on Sunday…or may not be. We are running from that location. Chase Bank parking lot, Veterans and Phosphor St. (south side/I-10 side) next to Mugz Bar.( so we have … Continue Reading#125 – Green with Envy!

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#124 – Asian Invasion

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Konichiwa Bitches, It’s the Asian Invasion cumming all the way from Okinawa Japan to bring you this weeks hash. Theme: I Think I’m Turning Japanese, I Really Think So! (sumo wrestler, geisha girl, Hello Kitty, Power Ranger, anime porn, the karate kid… whatever) Pre-Lube: Vic’s Kangaroo Cafe ( 636 Tchoupitoulas ), 5:30ish Start: Fulton St. In front of Rockin’ Sake, CBD Time: Meet at 6:30, Hares away at 1855; 6:55 PM (for you Americans that don’t use the 24 hour clock.) Hares: Dock Cousteau and two others to be named later. Bring $1, a six pack, a flashlight, and a … Continue Reading#124 – Asian Invasion

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#123 – Thhhuper Gay Bash!

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Q: What do gay horses eat? A: Haaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy! That’s gotta be my favorite gay joke, outside of Richard Simmons! Zing! Ok, no more bad jokes. This week’s hash will be led by the VooDoo’s two leading experts on gaydom: Pusti Malaka and Just Payton. And me. So come on down to the Quarter this week for a trip down the ole’ Hershey Highway – it’s bound to be a gay old time. Oh, and I ran across this video in one of the scummy recesses of the ‘net, hope you enjoy: Theme: Gay Bash – girls in flannel, guys in … Continue Reading#123 – Thhhuper Gay Bash!

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#122 – First Laid

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Now, I know this is über late, but I just got the info from Just Mike, our born-again Virgin Hare. “Born-again Virgin Hare? How is this possible?” I hear you cry. Well, remember when Erectiaphobia (his wife) and I drug you through City Park the other week? Well, he was supposed to hare but came down with the plague, so she stepped up. Well, it seems there’s nothing to save us now – he’s determined to hare and ready to go. Oh, and it’d be wise to wear scrubs / shiggy socks / etc. Just Mike seems to like the … Continue Reading#122 – First Laid