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#136 – Jizz Rag (Virgin Lay!) and Grand Opening

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TOGA! TOGA! TOGA! This week, the newly named Jizz Rag will be laying trail in a bedsheet with Grand Opening. And you know, if you read that in a certain way, it seems like they’ll be sharing a sheet – which might just make trail more interesting. Theme: TOGA! Hares: Jizz Rag (Virgin Lay!) and Grand Opening Start: Camp and 9th St. Time: 6:30 show / 7:00pm GO! Pre-lube: Bulldog on Magazine St. Bring $1, a six pack, a flashlight, and a whistle. If you’re a putz and don’t bring beer then why are you even coming? If you don’t … Continue Reading#136 – Jizz Rag (Virgin Lay!) and Grand Opening

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#135 – Cinco De Mayo Hangover Hash

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¡HOLA gilipollas! I don’t even know if that is Spanish for wankers or not, but The Google seems to think so. Get your sombreros and $10 / hour wet back ass out to the hash this week. Mexico won it’s independence, so we’ll do what we do best. We’re running, drinking, and singing about necrophilia! ON-ON, Everything Butt Sex Theme: Mexican Hares: Broke Back Dyke and Just Ralph Start: 3701 Napoleon Ave New Orleans, LA 70125 (Neutral ground of Napolean and Tonti) Time: 6:30 show / 7:00pm GO! Pre-lube: Cinco De Mayo Bring $1, a six pack, a flashlight, and … Continue Reading#135 – Cinco De Mayo Hangover Hash

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#134 – Double Dickin’

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Double your Dickie, double your fun! Cant get enough Dickie? This is the ONLY proven way to get twice as much Dickie as a normal Voodoo hash! Guys, she will love you once you show her how much more Dickie there is to offer. Girls, imagine the fun you and your man will have with the that extra Dickie hanging around. The secret? BEER!!! Beer works every time when trying to get a Dickie to show up somewhere. So strap on those nasty old hash shoes for jazzfest and make your way out the main gate to Cock-a’s house behind the … Continue Reading#134 – Double Dickin’

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#133 – Tutus on Two Two

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IS EVERYBODY HAPPY? YOU BET YOUR ASS WE ARE! My my VooDoo, aren’t we punny. Tutus on the 22nd? *sigh* Theme: Tutus – Be the pretty ballerina we all know you are. Hares: Erectiaphobia and hubby, Just Mike Start: 3601 Conti Street, New Orleans, LA Time: 6:30 show, 7:00 Go! Pre-lube: Parkway Tavern – Hagan and Toulouse Bring $1, a six pack, a flashlight, and a whistle. If you’re a putz and don’t bring beer then why are you even coming? If you don’t bring beer, then you pay $10 and you GET NO BEER!

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# 132 – All I got is the lack of clothes on my back.

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This week’s run will be on April 15th. Do your taxes before Thursday you fat lazy bastards. Come to the realization that you received a 2% pay increase, while taxes were raised and inflation went up 3%, so you actually make less money than you did last year. Stop thinking that you should get married, have kids, or buy a house just for the tax write off and start making important life decisions, like making your way to the hash every week. Now is the time to smile and laugh that you can’t even afford the clothes on your back … Continue Reading# 132 – All I got is the lack of clothes on my back.