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#145 – Summer Fling

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mmmm……Smells like summer. Time for sun, beer and good sex with someone you know won’t be there for you when football season starts next month. This week’s run is going to be hot, wet, and short. What can you expect from 8 Lays a week and Everything Butt Sex? They’re making a loose promise to leave you with a smile on your face and have your ass pretty sore in the morning. Get your asses out to Lakeview, you bunch of wankers, because this week’s shitty trail is going to be so good you’ll look back at it in your future wishing … Continue Reading#145 – Summer Fling

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#144 – Luck of the draw

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Get your loaded dice and marked deck of cards out you group of wankers. Even if you have to lie, cheat, and steal, there is no reason for you to leave this hash without getting a little lucky!!!! This week’s run has us meeting up at Blain Kern’s Mardi Gras world in the Warehouse district. You know the place. It’s where that Poseidon Statue is raping that giant gator pass door J at the end of the convention center. Theme: Gambling, luck of the draw Hares: UnderCummer (Virgin Lay?) & Hobo Rodeo Start: Henderson St. & 1400 Tchoupitoulas New Orleans, LA 70130 Time: … Continue Reading#144 – Luck of the draw

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#143 – Video Games

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Get your cheat codes out you fat lazy bastard. We’re going Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right A B Select Start on your ass. Break away from your World of Warcraft Lan parties you bunch of wankers. We’re going to be running through the nerd filled dorm rooms of UNO for Game Ovaries’ virgin lay. Hopefully we can find a harrierette near a tit check instead of a princess behind some fire breathing dinosaur inside of the wrong fucking castle. Theme: Video Games Hares: Game Ovaries & TidyBowlMan Start: 6325 Elysian Fields Avenue, New Orleans, LA 70122-4235 Time: 6:30 … Continue Reading#143 – Video Games

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#142 – Who’s your daddy?

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“Cum inside of me!” sounded so good at the moment, didn’t it? After this next hash you might be the next person on one of those Maury Povich shows. Broke Back Dyke and T.W.O.T. are celebrating the most confusing day in the ghetto father’s day by giving all the daddies (or lack of?) uptown a good run for their money. So get your asses out there, and remember that condoms are cheaper than child support. As a special treat, it’s BBD’s birthday. Remember, all you bastard hashers, when one hare drinks, all hares drink! If you wankers do your job … Continue Reading#142 – Who’s your daddy?

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#140 – Let’s Get Off! and see the wizard!

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Happy Birthday, Fuck you Dorothy Gale! Oh wait, ding dong, the wicked bitch is dead. Maybe I should tell her my name is Jack. In honor of Judy Garland’s birthday, this week’s theme is Wizard of Oz. Tidy, TWOT and Chum Dumpster can show up as midgets. Get ready to show off your flying monkey ass, also known as a westbank ass, out to Elizabeth’s in the Bywater. We need costumes so slutty that they will make your 16 year old daughter look like a Saint on Halloween. Bring beer not water, and watch out for houses being flooded instead … Continue Reading#140 – Let’s Get Off! and see the wizard!