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#172 – King’s Day hash!

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Here ye, Here ye, Wether ye be a peasant or a court jester, you are formally invited to cum runneth in King Butt Sex’s and Princess Enough Already’s presence. We are meeting in outside of Cabrini Castle, in front of the moat. Tis the day of Epiphany, and is the beginning of the Carnival season! Bring your costume! Bring your King Cake! Bring your ass to the hash you fucking wankers! Festival is upon us! on-on, Everything Butt Sex Hare: Everything Butt Sex and Enough Already (Virgin Lay) Theme: Royalty Location: Cabrini High School, 1400 Moss Street, New Orleans, LA … Continue Reading#172 – King’s Day hash!

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#171 – Hillbillies at the Mall

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Honestly, I can’t look at Eyes up Here without thinking Hillbilly. It may be his awkward way of wearing clothes, his Pabst blue ribbon obsession, or just his goofy yankee accent. Anywho’s; we’re meeting up at the northside of the Lakeside Mall for a hillbilly hash. In the meantime, here are some hillbilly terms you may need to get acquainted with before Thursday. HillBilly Baby Maker; Hillbilly Bitch Slap; HillBilly Blow Job; Hillbilly Butt Baby;HillBilly Cream-Tea; HillBilly Threesome; and HillBilly Pickled. On-On, Evertything Butt Sex Hare: Eyes Up here and Just Lua (Virgin Lay) Theme: Hillbilly Location: North side of … Continue Reading#171 – Hillbillies at the Mall

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#170 – Everything Butt Christmas

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Seems like our virgin hare, Jefferson Starfish, is part of that evil group of people who want to take Christmas out of the holiday season. This week’s hash is everything except for fucking Christmas. Get out your Kwanza gear, Chanukah hat, or Mardi Gras beads out, because as far as I can tell, anything goes. Just don’t bring any of your Ho, Ho, Ho’s. On-On, Evertything Butt Sex Hare: Jefferson Starfish (virgin hare), JizzRag Theme: Everything Butt Christmas Location: Madigan’s – 800 South Carrollton Avenue, New Orleans, LA 70118-1012 Time: THURSDAY, December 23rd. 6:30pm Show. 7pm, Go! View Larger Map

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#169 – Trailer Park Christmas

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Hash gifts! Hash gifts! Hash gifts! You guys are some generous motherfuckers. Every week, I have to bring a gift for someone. This week is no different. Bring a gift to swap for that damn white elephant game, or whatever it’s called. We’re going to exchange hash presents after circle. Last time, Just Sara gave up her oral talents as a gift and 8 lays got into a bitch fight with her sister over a dildo. You never know what crazy item someone is going to end up with. I just know if someone tries and steals my rock again, … Continue Reading#169 – Trailer Park Christmas

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#168 – Toys for T.W.O.T.

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Although T.W.O.T. would love to receive presents (especially from Mr. Binky’s), this is a charitable hash. Try to bring an unwrapped toy for kids, she will be dropping it off at the actual Toys for Tot drop off location in Metairie. She also said bring your bitches because this is a dog friendly trail. Also, I was told getting braces off doesn’t automatically incite free blowjobs. This is not appropriate hash behavior. She’ll have to drink for that. Hare: T.W.O.T. and BrokeBack Dyke Theme: Dress up as a child or wear whatever you wore as a child, dress up as … Continue Reading#168 – Toys for T.W.O.T.