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Trail # 296 – 1,000 Ways To Die!

As everyone knows Crescent Shiggy’s JazzFUNeral is this weekend.  And before you have a funeral somebody has to die! Bring:  A $1 (no coins), a six pack, flash light, whistle and your will. Date: Thursday, February 28, 2013 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm GO! Theme: 1,000 Ways To Die Hare: Boudreaux’s Butt Paste Beer Hare: One needed, truck provided. Pre-Lube/Start: Parly’s Dream Lounge, 870 Harrison Ave, New Orleans  LA 70124 On-After: Parlay’s Upcumming Events! Voodoo Campout! Rego is capped at 100 and we are already more than 50% full April 5-7, 2013. Camping, trails, Hash Olympics, Food and Beer on the Ren … Continue ReadingTrail # 296 – 1,000 Ways To Die!

Trail # 295 – Woody Poke Her gets the Virgin

We had a last minute cancellation on the schedule and Woody was kind enough to offer to help break in the virgin lay Just Neil on his first trail, hopefully there will be no splinters in the wood.  But like a lot of first times it is usually less planned and could get a little rough. No precise theme at the moment, but that could change, so at this point just were some hash attire. Bring a $1 (no coins), 6-pack, whistle and a FLASHLIGHT! Hare says that this will be an necessity! Date: February 21, 2013. 6:30 pm meet, … Continue ReadingTrail # 295 – Woody Poke Her gets the Virgin

#294-Stoplight Party

  WE’RE ALL DIRTY SLUTS!!! But, that doesn’t mean I don’t love you enough to buy you a windex martini.  Don your colors and let the world know what kind of Whoooreaaa you are. Red Rider: You don’t sleep with hashers or minors. And you’re a liar. Yellow Fellow: You’re clueless and don’t know if you want to get laid tonight.  But, you don’t remember if you got laid last night. Green Gobbler: You are going down tonight.  On anyone and everyone….IT’S FUCKING VALENTINES DAY!! Bring: $1, 6-pack, bail money, your old fake ID from college, crotchless panties, fleshlight, rape … Continue Reading#294-Stoplight Party

Trail # 292 – Carnival 2013: “Le Hash d’Etat”

Yeah, Yeah we know…Krewe d’Etat parade doesn’t hit until Friday, but that doesn’t mean we can’t dress up like French Revolutionaries the night before!! Please leave your portable guillotines at home. We’ll be starting a bit early this week, so that we can catch as much of the parade trifecta that night as possible. Make sure you bring enough booze to drink (more than usual for circle), or some cash for the on-after (Avenue Pub, which also has grub)! The beer truck will be dropping stuff at on-in, then we will have a cart for our beer casket (that means only carry … Continue ReadingTrail # 292 – Carnival 2013: “Le Hash d’Etat”

Trail # 291 – Stephen King

  We got a virgin hare this trail and Pussy Wkisker wants you to get your King on.   So come dressed as your favorite Stephen King character from any of the books or movies and get your freak on! It will be purrfect for Pussy Whisker! Bring: $1 (no coins), a six pack, whistle and flashlight.  Would advise no real weaponry. Date: Thursday, January 31, 2013. 6:30 pm meet 7:00 pm go! Theme: Stephen King Hares: Pussy Whisker (virgin lay!) & Whorebraham Lincoln Beer Hare: Chew Toy in the Pussy Wagon Pre-Lube: Holy Ground Pub  3340 Canal St., NOLA Start: … Continue ReadingTrail # 291 – Stephen King