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Trail # 326 – Tutu Thursday! Motherload, Clitoria’s Secret & Mystery Hare

    Thursday is a tutu day! So bust out that tutu you know you love to wear and come twirl and dance like a ballerina through trail with Motherload.  As usual expect some shiggy with a Motherload trail so pack accordingly with a possible dry bag. Chalk Talk Notes:  Trail Will Include Turkey(walker)/Eagle(runner) Splits, standard checks as well as Countbacks! For those who don’t see countbacks too often, the mark will be, for example: CB7. Go back the way you came and count 7 Plops of flour. The 7th Plop becomes a check. I will not lay Countbacks farther … Continue ReadingTrail # 326 – Tutu Thursday! Motherload, Clitoria’s Secret & Mystery Hare

Trail #325 Shhhhhhhhhhh! Do Me Decimal & Angry Lesbian Tuna Beard

  Red Dress weekend is over and it’s time to and wind down with a quiet evening in Dewey sexion 613.  (That’s Promotion of Health, where you can find the intimacy manuals, for those of you who use another classification system.)  Dress as your favorite author, character, plot technique, tantric position, or literary device and join the worst person in the world at the worst place in the world (the library).  It’s Napoleon’s birthday; bring your complex. Bring: $1 (no coins please), a 6 pack, flashlight, whistle and a book to donate to the little free library. Date: Thursday, August … Continue ReadingTrail #325 Shhhhhhhhhhh! Do Me Decimal & Angry Lesbian Tuna Beard

Trail # 324 Red Skirt Run! Lick Her Twice & Mystery Hares

It’s that time in New Orleans. August rolls around.  Everyone is hot, sweaty, and cranky.  Tourism hits an all-time low.  Service industry starts eating Ramen to make it until football season.  Harrierettes on their period rejoice at the prospect of wearing RED. It is time.  Red time.  Red dress time.  What? No. This is Voodoo.  We don’t put on events for thousands of people.  That’s too much work.  Skirts are also sluttier than dresses.  That crap’s too classy for the likes of us. Instead we do our regular ol’ trail on Thursday as usual.  No extra rego.  $1 and a 6 pack.  Voodoo … Continue ReadingTrail # 324 Red Skirt Run! Lick Her Twice & Mystery Hares

Trail # 323 – A Hash Love Story, Honkey Dong & Fried Chicken Snatch

    These two love birds are back from their honeymoon and moving to Kentucky.  Coincidence, Fried Chicken Snatch?  I think not.  Come out to celebrate A Hash Love Story this week and help send off Honkey Dong and Fried Chicken Snatch in proper hash fashion. Bring: $1 (no coins please), 6 pk, flashlight, whistle, whips, condoms, and any other love making necessities When: Thursday, August 1, 2013 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm GO! Theme: A Hash Love Story Hare(s): Honkey Dong and Fried Chicken Snatch Beer Hare: Angry Lesbian Tuna Beard RA: Pussy Whisker Start: 5700 Wisner Blvd. – between Filmore and the … Continue ReadingTrail # 323 – A Hash Love Story, Honkey Dong & Fried Chicken Snatch

Trail #322 – Risky Business with Bearly Blue & Pitcher’s Mound (Virgin Lay!)

Another Virgin Hare this week, this time with Bearly Blue helping to pop her hare cherry.  Sounds like Risky Business to me! Blue wants another excuse to run around in his underwear so bust out your tightie whities, white socks and white button down shirts and come do something a little risky. Bring: $1 (no coins please), six pack, flashlight and whistle Date: Thursday, July 25, 2013. 6:30 meet, 7:00 pm GO! Theme: Risky Business Hare(s): Bearly Blue & Pitcher’s Mound (Virgin Lay) Beer Hare: Angry Lesbian Tuna Beard RA: Pussy Whisker Start: River Garden Park 1975 St. Thomas St., New Orleans … Continue ReadingTrail #322 – Risky Business with Bearly Blue & Pitcher’s Mound (Virgin Lay!)