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Trail # 396 – Suburban Stereotypes! Cooter Webs & Dead Cell

  We are venturing out of the metro New Orleans area into the scary land of minivans, soccer moms, cookie cutter houses and 2.5 kids. Welcome to Suburbia! So put on your apron or letterman jacket and come as your favorite  surburban stereotype, anywhere from Stepford Wives to Jaime Kennedy! (DD and carpooling always a good idea) Bring: a dollar (no coins please), six pack, flashlight, whistle Date: Thursday, November 6, 2014, 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm hares away! Theme: Suburban Stereotypes! Hares: Cooter Webs & Dead Cell Beer Hare: Shitty Titties Start:  Don Carter Bowling Lanes, 3640 Williams Blvd., Kenner LA … Continue ReadingTrail # 396 – Suburban Stereotypes! Cooter Webs & Dead Cell

Trail # 395 – Anal Black Dress Run! TidyBowl Man and Mystery Hare

  After surviving Halloween night cum celebrate by putting on your pretty little black dress and drinking a few beers. BLACK DRESS IS MANDATORY! Bring: A dollar (no coins please), 6 pack, whistle and  a flash light and definitely wear your  black dress. Date: Saturday, November,1 2014, 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm hares away! Theme: Black Dress Run! Hares: TidyBowl Man & Mystery Hare Beer Hare: tbd Start:  Whitney Bank 3311 Canal St, New Orleans LA 70119 Prelube: Holy Ground Pub, 3340 Canal St, New Orleans, LA 70119 On-After: Finn McCool’s Dog Friendly: No Dry bag: Probably Hash AnnouncementsHareraising: The next hare raising will be Wednesday, November 12 @ noon … Continue ReadingTrail # 395 – Anal Black Dress Run! TidyBowl Man and Mystery Hare

Trail #394 – Dias de los Muertos: Viventes! I Cum From a Clam Down Under, Bearly Blue, InTents to Pee and No Cunt-Troll

Dias de los Muertos: Viventes! De los conejos infames que te trajo “El Superhéroe Hash”, “Vietnam del Camino”, Hammer Town y la sonrisa en la cara de Pussy Whisker. Ahora hemos hecho el Hash de más allá de infierno. Cráneo pintura fresca, use su mejor atuendo funeral, y no se olvide de sus bebidas de color de caléndula. Pero dejar el holocausto en casa. (“From the infamous rabbits that brought you “The Superhero Hash” , “Vietnam’s Trail,” Hammer Town and the smile on the face Pussy Whisker. We have now made ​​the Hash from beyond hell. Fresh skull paint, use your … Continue ReadingTrail #394 – Dias de los Muertos: Viventes! I Cum From a Clam Down Under, Bearly Blue, InTents to Pee and No Cunt-Troll

Trail #393 – War of the Worlds! Kiwi Wee Wee, Cockness Monster & Motherload

War of the Worlds: Attack of the Tripods. An alien invasion has started in New Orleans and your goal is to survive. Tri not to get caught and brutally murdered by these strange, savage, and god like creatures from another world. If caught you will be probed ruthlessly and filled with their strange alien fluids to dissolve you from the inside. Tri to outrun, and outsmart these creatures whose mark of passing looks like lizard tracks. These colossal tri-legged beast are on the hunt to fill human holes like a bowling ball. Tri to avoid there ray guns. The rules … Continue ReadingTrail #393 – War of the Worlds! Kiwi Wee Wee, Cockness Monster & Motherload

Trail # 392 – The Voodoo Hash House Harriers Time Capsule Project! Pitcher’s Mounds & Scouts On Her

Time is on our mind and  we think it’s high time for Voodoo to leave our mark! Come wearing attire from your favorite historical period and bring an artifact you want the world to remember us by when some poor, unsuspecting soul digs this up and immediately gets second degree retinal burns from the shear awesomeness that is the Voodoo Hash House Harriers Time Capsule! Bring: $1 (no coins please), 6 pk of what you are drinking or more, flashlight, whistle. Date: Thursday, October 16, 2014. 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm GO! Theme: The Voodoo Hash House Harriers Time Capsule Project Hares: Pitcher’s … Continue ReadingTrail # 392 – The Voodoo Hash House Harriers Time Capsule Project! Pitcher’s Mounds & Scouts On Her