The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

Trail #394 – Dias de los Muertos: Viventes! I Cum From a Clam Down Under, Bearly Blue, InTents to Pee and No Cunt-Troll

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Dias de los Muertos: Viventes!

De los conejos infames que te trajo “El Superhéroe Hash”, “Vietnam del Camino”, Hammer Town y la sonrisa en la cara de Pussy Whisker.
Ahora hemos hecho el Hash de más allá de infierno. Cráneo pintura fresca, use su mejor atuendo funeral, y no se olvide de sus bebidas de color de caléndula. Pero dejar el holocausto en casa.

(“From the infamous rabbits that brought you “The Superhero Hash” , “Vietnam’s Trail,” Hammer Town and the smile on the face Pussy Whisker. We have now made ​​the Hash from beyond hell. Fresh skull paint, use your best funeral attire, and do not forget your drinks marigold color. But leaving the burnt offering home.)

Bring: un dollar Americana (no pesos por favor), cervesas & tequila, flashlight, whistle, and an offering so you don’t get carted off by devils.

Date: Thursday, October 30th, 2014, 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm hares away!

Theme: Dias de los Muertos: Viventes!

Hares: I Cum From a Clam Down Under, Bearly Blue, InTents to Pee and No Cunt-Troll

Beer Hare: tbd

Start:  5225 Canal Street, New Orleans, LA 70119

Prelube: Mizado Cocina,  5080 Pontchartrain Blvd (for happy hour drink specials 3-6pm and facepainting by the lovely staff)

On-After: Mizado Cocina. They close at 11pm, so anyone acting a fool will get cuerno para tus ojos. Further blasphemy will be committed there after.

Dog Friendly: As long as it doesn’t shit on any graves and get us cursed. Mixing santaria and voodoo is dangerous business.

Dry bag: not needed

This week is a double header!

Trail # 395 – Anal Black Dress Run! TidyBowl Man and Mystery Hare

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After surviving Halloween night cum celebrate by putting on your pretty little black dress and drinking a few beers. BLACK DRESS IS MANDATORY!

Bring: A dollar (no coins please), 6 pack, whistle and  a flash light and definitely wear your  black dress.

Date: Saturday, November,1 2014, 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm hares away!

Theme: Black Dress Run!

Hares: TidyBowl Man & Mystery Hare

Beer Hare: tbd

Start:  Whitney Bank 3311 Canal St, New Orleans LA 70119

Prelube: Holy Ground Pub, 3340 Canal St, New Orleans, LA 70119

On-After: Finn McCool’s

Dog Friendly: No

Dry bag: Probably

Hash AnnouncementsHareraising: The next hare raising will be Wednesday, November 12 @ noon for dates in December and January. Dates are first cum, first serve.  Will list available dates on the Voodoo FB and you may call dibs on a date by either posting on thread or by email voodoohash@gmail.com. Will update as dates are taken. Virgins welcome but require an experienced co-hare to take their cherry. Got questions, talk to Texticle Teaser or email voodoohash@gmail.com
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