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Trail # 431 – 3rd Anal Life Aquatic Hash! Pussy Whisker

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  Bring your interns and adventure on the 3rd Anal Life Aquatic Pussy Whisker Hash. We hunt the jaguar shark, elusive and deadly in its beauty. We will work through our daddy issues. Join team zissou! Attire is Team Zissou blue and red caps, unless you’re an intern (virgin) or you can go topless. Just watch out for pirates… Bring: $1 (no coins please), a 6-pack , flashlight, & whistle. Date: Thursday June 4th, 2015 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm Go! Theme: 3rd Anal Life Aquatic Hash Hares (s):  Pussy Whisker Beer Hare: Fucked by Mapquest Start: Seahorse Saloon, 1648 Gentilly Blvd, New … Continue ReadingTrail # 431 – 3rd Anal Life Aquatic Hash! Pussy Whisker

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Trail # 430 – It’s A Man’s World! Atomic Dyke & Ass Burglar

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Join Ass Burglar and Atomic Dyke as we make our way through the Wilds of Bucktown. Come dressed in your manliest of attire; of course that means black shorts, a camo bandana, and weapon of choice (shirts optional). Don’t have anything manlier than those sparkle pants and wet lingerie?! You’re in luck because Camo is all the rage this season! Trail will be roughly 3-4 miles with a beer stop half-way through. Bring: $1 (no coins please), a 6-pack , flashlight, & whistle. Date: Thursday May 28, 2015 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm Go! Theme: It’s A Man’s World! Hares (s): … Continue ReadingTrail # 430 – It’s A Man’s World! Atomic Dyke & Ass Burglar

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Trail # 429 – 3rd Anal Clitoria’s Secret Fashion Show! Clitoria’s Secret, Scouts On Her & Crack Inside Her

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  Don’t worry everyone this is not going to be a ball buster like last year, just a leisurely Clitoria’s Secret fashion show. Bring your wings wangs and lingerie and strut your stuff on the catwalk on the catwalk baby. Bring: $1 (no coins please), a 6-pack , flashlight, & whistle. Date: Thursday May 21, 2015 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm Go! Theme: 3rd Anal Clitoria’s Secret Fashion Show Hares (s):  Clitoria’s Secret, Scouts On Her & Crack Inside Her Beer Hare: Just Meg Start: Park in front of City Hall, 1300 Peridido St, New Orleans, LA 70112 Prelube: Happy’s Irish Pub, 1009 Poydras St, … Continue ReadingTrail # 429 – 3rd Anal Clitoria’s Secret Fashion Show! Clitoria’s Secret, Scouts On Her & Crack Inside Her

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Trail # 428 – Drunk Racist Hashers on Magazine! Jackrophiliac & Clitoria’s Secret

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  It’s May so that means it’s time to get our asses in shape again! Running shape or drinking shape, whichever you need work on THIS TRAIL IS FOR YOU. Trail will be 6 miles and have NUMEROUS beer stops (at least 4…) so be sure to bring BEER! trail should be about 6 miles, but there will be a shorter option for wa*kers (probably around 2-3). The trail will be dog friendly, but the hash needs to STAY OFF MAGAZINE STREET. Bring: $1 (no coins please), a 6-pack , flashlight, & whistle. Date: Thursday May 14, 2015 6:30 pm meet, … Continue ReadingTrail # 428 – Drunk Racist Hashers on Magazine! Jackrophiliac & Clitoria’s Secret

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Trail #427 – 4th Anal German Sparkle Party! ReTardis & Conjugal Visitor

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    German Sparkle Party Video Ja, it zat time of ze year. Ze Gerhmans are cumming and zey are fabulous. Bring your party pants, rubber boot, and hahahahahaha (creepy laugh). As always, BY SHOWING UP AT THE HASH YOU AGREE TO BE GLITTER BOMBED. If you don’t show up in costume, your are guaranteed to be glitter bombed (and probably champagned) Dog and walker friendly.   Bring: $1 (no coins please), a 6-pack , flashlight, & whistle. Party pants and rubber boots highly recommended! Date: Thursday May7, 2015 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm Go! Theme: 4th Anal German Sparkle Party … Continue ReadingTrail #427 – 4th Anal German Sparkle Party! ReTardis & Conjugal Visitor