Category: Trail Announcements

Howdy Y’all! Save a horse and ride a cowboy to this cuntry themed trail. We’ll go out walking after 7, lookin’ for beer, so wear your best redneck or rhinestone cowboy realness. Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, May 23, 2019 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: Bayou Cuntry Ho-down Start Address: Neutral ground on Esplanade, between Decatur & Chartres Hare & Co-hares: Roman Showers Bring Me Flowers, Scuba Steve Beer hare: Missionary Position For the Purpose of Procreation Pre-Lube: Igor’s Checkpoint Charlie’s 501 Esplanade Ave, New Orleans, LA 70116 On-After: NOLA Cantina 437 Esplanade … Continue ReadingTrail #657 – “Bayou Cuntry Ho-down” – Roman Showers Bring Me Flowers, Scuba Steve

This Thursday marks 2 weeks after Jazz Fest, which means it’s time to get in shape for bikini season! What better way than by running your ass off in New Orleans heat? It was such a bad idea the first time, we decided to wait 4 full years before trying again! Trail will be long and fast, passing some of the most storied drinking establishments from Tchoupitoulas to Tulane. You may see striking similarities to an arguably more prestigious event in the area. This trail offers a way for the humble hasher to get a taste of greatness. Bring: $1 … Continue ReadingTrail #656 – “2nd ‘Annual’ Tchoupitoulas Hash-A-Thon” – Jackrophiliac and Petrified Wood

Oh, jah, hallo and willkommen to the 8th Anal German Sparkle Party. I hope you have your rubber boots and party pants! As every year, by showing up to trail YOU AGREE TO BE GLITTER BOMBED! Backsliders, I’m looking at you. Get your asses out here. Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday,May 9, 2019 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: 8th Anal German Sparkle Party Start Address: 3532 Toulouse St, New Orleans, LA 70119 Hare & Co-hares: ReTARDIS & Conjugal Visitor Beer hare: Assault & Batteries Pre-Lube: Wrong Iron 3532 Toulouse St, New Orleans, LA … Continue ReadingTrail #655- “German Sparkle Party” – ReTARDIS & Conjugal Visitor

Come Yat it up with the locals and tourist alike as  the hare runs the hounds around the fairgrounds to celebrate (or commiserate) Jazzfest. *****PSA: Parking will probably be a PITA! Bike or Lyft/Uber is recommended!***** Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, May 2, 2019 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: Sloppy 2nd Thursday of da Fest! Wear your Jazz Fest gear: big hats, Hawaiian shirts, skimpy sundresses & rainboots! Start Address: Corner of Crete & Belfort Hare & Co-hares: CUM Muter Beer hare: Just Jack Pre-Lube: Jockey’s 1841 Gentilly Blvd. On-After: Jockey’s 1841 Gentilly Blvd. Dog Friendly: Nahh Bra! No … Continue ReadingTrail #654 – “Sloppy 2nd Thursday of da Fest!” – CUM Muter

In 2014 four people (who were “just friends”) met at Winston’s and between them conceived a trail that would become known as the first ever HALF-BAKED YEAST INFECTION DOWN UNDA. Virgin hares Warmy, Gangers and “Dave” under the sage tutelage of Meows put down a trail through the back roads of Old Meterie. In 2015 they said it couldn’t be done. They told Warmy he was crazy, they said it was too hard, that not everyone could get to the top of the mountain. Warmy asked the important question “who can’t make it to the top” And they said “Dave, … Continue ReadingTrail #653 – “HALF-BAKED YEAST INFECTION DOWN UNDA VI: The Quest for Higher Ground” – What’s Warm & Q.E. Oui Oui