Howdy Y’all! Save a horse and ride a cowboy to this cuntry themed trail. We’ll go out walking after 7, lookin’ for beer, so wear your best redneck or rhinestone cowboy realness.
Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: Thursday, May 23, 2019
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: Bayou Cuntry Ho-down
Start Address: Neutral ground on Esplanade, between Decatur & Chartres
Hare & Co-hares: Roman Showers Bring Me Flowers, Scuba Steve
Beer hare: Missionary Position For the Purpose of Procreation
Pre-Lube: Igor’s Checkpoint Charlie’s
501 Esplanade Ave, New Orleans, LA 70116
On-After: NOLA Cantina
437 Esplanade Ave, New Orleans, LA 70116
Dog Friendly: Hound dogs who’ve never caught rabbits are allowed on trail, pre-lube/on after ain’t no friend of theirs though
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Bring money for extra credit if you need to drink yourself to death because your woman left you
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 3.5 miles
Trail is A to A: It’s A-A