Trail #657 – “Bayou Cuntry Ho-down” – Roman Showers Bring Me Flowers, Scuba Steve

Howdy Y’all! Save a horse and ride a cowboy to this cuntry themed trail. We’ll go out walking after 7, lookin’ for beer, so wear your best redneck or rhinestone cowboy realness.

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight

Date: Thursday, May 23, 2019

Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!

Theme: Bayou Cuntry Ho-down

Start Address: Neutral ground on Esplanade, between Decatur & Chartres

Hare & Co-hares: Roman Showers Bring Me Flowers, Scuba Steve

Beer hare: Missionary Position For the Purpose of Procreation

Pre-Lube: Igor’s Checkpoint Charlie’s
501 Esplanade Ave, New Orleans, LA 70116

On-After: NOLA Cantina
437 Esplanade Ave, New Orleans, LA 70116

Dog Friendly: Hound dogs who’ve never caught rabbits are allowed on trail, pre-lube/on after ain’t no friend of theirs though

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Bring money for extra credit if you need to drink yourself to death because your woman left you

Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 3.5 miles

Trail is A to A: It’s A-A

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