Category: Trail Announcements

Holy fuck! Why is it still summer! To honor this fuckery, we will be having a Doggo Days of Summer trail! Bring your dog, your hot dogs, your stuffed doggo plushies, donations of toys or moneys for the LASPCA (they are at capacity please foster or fucking adopt!) if you feel inclined. We will make a donation in the name of the kennel. Trial should be short as our oldest rescue doggo is a little limpy. Please keep doggos on leash, as everyone’s doggos may not get long if not. Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight, your … Continue ReadingTrail #844: The Dog Days of Summer

The first trail I ever did w/ Voodoo was themed Sausage Party! The write up went like this: “Sausage Party! We’re about to kick Decadence into high gear, so what better way to prepare than by throwing a Sausage Party? Feel free to interpret this however you wish, though extra points will be thrown at whomever decides to show up dressed as broccoli. We’re going to tour the Quarter some, see all the sights, and maybe some chain mail speedos. Against my better judgement, glitter is actually encouraged. Guys, the less you wear, the better! We’re gonna give those out-of-town … Continue ReadingTrail #843: Sausage Party II

The Brass Monkey Pox Awareness and Prevention trail will start at the prelube location (2433 Dryades St, New Orleans, LA 70113) Sportsman’s Corner Bar. To ensure that no bodily fluids are exchanged between all wankers in attendance, each attendee will be issued thier very own bottle of fine malt liquor and orange juice with which to concoct a delicious Brass Monkey beverage to their liking. Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, September 8 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: Brass Monkey Pox Awareness Start: 2433 Dryades St, New Orleans, LA 70113 (Sportsman’s Corner Bar) Hare: … Continue ReadingTrail #842: The Brass Monkey Pox Awareness and Prevention Trail

Qui Qui, mon cher. It’s time to follow our inimitable mayor back to our roots and embrace our inner francois. But seeing as how we’re all hella broke, we’re ridin’ this avion Voodoo-style! For a city known for its French shit, it’s time to be better acquainted with all the French shit we have to offer. A petit jazz museum! What does that even mean? We’ll find out! A statue of Joan of Arc! She was French, right? Croissant d’or Patisserie? Why not both? Strap on folks, we’re gettin’ francophiled. Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight, beret, … Continue ReadingTrail #841: French AF

Slick back that mane, throw on some shades, and van surf on down to the 3rd Anal PARTY WOLF Hash. In honor of (what would have been) my BFFurever Scout’s 17 Birthday, let’s sink our teeth into some beers, howl at the moon, make fun of the weakest in the pack, and pound our paws in the Bywater area. Also, there will be one Beer Near. If you don’t know how you identify (wolf, coyote, fox, dingo, edgelord), just ask me. Also, no miserable female dogs allowed (you know who you are)! Life is Ruff, so Drink. Bring: $1 (no … Continue ReadingTrail #840: 3rd Annual Party Wolf!