Slick back that mane, throw on some shades, and van surf on down to the 3rd Anal PARTY WOLF Hash. In honor of (what would have been) my BFFurever Scout’s 17 Birthday, let’s sink our teeth into some beers, howl at the moon, make fun of the weakest in the pack, and pound our paws in the Bywater area. Also, there will be one Beer Near. If you don’t know how you identify (wolf, coyote, fox, dingo, edgelord), just ask me. Also, no miserable female dogs allowed (you know who you are)!
Life is Ruff, so Drink.
Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), a personal cooler, whistle, flashlight, wolf/dog-themed attire
Date: Thursday, August 25
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! (Yeah, Right)
Theme: 3rd Anal Party Wolf Hash
Start Address: 600 Franklin Ave., New Orleans, LA, 70117
Alpha Hare: Shitler’s List
Weird Hair Hare: Petrified Wood
Beer hare: Jewy Jewy Gang Bang
Pre-Lube: Start Location
On-After: Pepp’s Pub … Bring some money and a thirst for blood (well, Malort) … and the bar is dog friendly.
Dog Friendly: It’s outside and there are no ladders involved, so …
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? No water crossings, hurricanes or shiggy. Bring a MOFO Whistle!!!
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 3.5 miles (does not include YBFs or actually solving checks). There will be a Turkey/Eagle (Husky/Pugg) Split (so quit crying, walkers).
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