Trail #841: French AF

Qui Qui, mon cher. It’s time to follow our inimitable mayor back to our roots and embrace our inner francois. But seeing as how we’re all hella broke, we’re ridin’ this avion Voodoo-style!

For a city known for its French shit, it’s time to be better acquainted with all the French shit we have to offer. A petit jazz museum! What does that even mean? We’ll find out! A statue of Joan of Arc! She was French, right? Croissant d’or Patisserie? Why not both? Strap on folks, we’re gettin’ francophiled.

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight, beret, mustache, striped shirt, high water pants, a disdain for america, and a taste for polyamory

Date: Thursday, September 1

Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! (Be on time. French people start on time, probably)

Theme: French AF

Start Address: Corner of St. Philip and Rampart (Armstrong Park)

Hares: Mr. hEd & Iceman

Beer hare: Just Drew, maybe?

Pre-Lube: Bar Tonique (so french they spelled tonic wrong)

On-After: Bijou (more like bougie amirite?)
Jk real on after is Cosimos bc they serve v. authentique french pizza

Dog Friendly: only if they’re in theme and/or into Eiffel towering

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Non non non branleur idiot

Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 5 miles (does not include YBFs or actually solving checks). There will be Turkey/Eagle Splits

Trail is A to A+ (Zenners beware)

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