Category: Trail Announcements

Bananas in pajamas are coming down the stairs. They’re going to eat your spouse and children. You’ve been warned. I guess dress as a clock or a banana or a man-eating fruit bent on revenge? Think Planet of the Apes but with bananas. Or Groucho Marx. Always a solid night when you’re dressed as Groucho Marx. Or Karl Marx, fuck it. You do you, boo. Date: Thursday, 5/13/2021 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: Time flies like an arrow, but fruit lies like a banana! Has it really been over a year? Start Address: Gentilly, in front of the race … Continue ReadingTrail #767: Time Flies When You’re a Banana

Ja it is that time ahgain. Das German Sparkle party has cum upon us once again. Can you believe we have been sparkling around this city for 10 fucking years? Shit we’re old. But you know what we’re never to old for? Pah-ty Pants and Rubber Boots!!! Wear you’re best outfits that sparkle and shine and get ready to once more class up this otherwise dreary city. YOU WILL BE HIT WITH GLITTER IS YOU SHOW UP TO ANY PART OF THIS TRAIL! That is your only warning. Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, May … Continue ReadingTrail #766: 10th Anal German Sparkle Party!

You know what’s sexy? Consent. Consent is sexy baby. It’s national sexual assault awareness month. Wear your sexiest lingerie, dresses, pasties, shorty shorts, etc. Because skimpy clothing is not consent! (OR cover it all up. You do you, boo!). Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, 4/29/2021 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: Consent is sexy! Start Address: Algiers Point Ferry Terminal (138 Morgan St., New Orleans, LA 70114) Hare & Co-hares: I Can’t Dive 55 and M R Dicks Beer hare: TBD Pre-Lube: Dry Dock Café (133 Delaronde St, New Orleans, LA 70114) On-After: Old … Continue ReadingTrail #765: Consent is Sexy!

A very merry unbirthday To me To who? To me Oh, you A very merry unbirthday To you Who, me? Yes, you Oh, me Let’s all congratulate us with another cup of tea A very merry unbirthday to you A very merry unbirthday To me? To you A very merry unbirthday For me? For you Now blow the candle out, my dear And make your wish come true A very merry unbirthday to you Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight, white bunnies, magical mushrooms, hallucinogenic tea, insanity. Oh, and dress in your finest Wonderland gear, obviously. Date: … Continue ReadingTrail #764: A Very Merry Un-Birthday Trail

It took Woody Poke Her days and days to write this trail announcement and approximately 45 minutes to send it. When I (Mr. hEd) checked in on him, he said: It’s alright, it’s okay I’m gonna make it anyway Gonna make it, can’t give up now I’ma make it somehow To which I was like… bro it’s hashing, it’s really not that serious. Just send the fucking email so I can go back to work and teach kids how to read good and do other stuff good too. And then he looked at me with those big brown eyes, tears … Continue ReadingTrail #763: Romanian Eminem