The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

Trail#638 -“Twelfth-ish Night” – Patrick Gayze & Q.E. Oui Oui

It’s 12th night (kinda)! Don your best Mardi Gras gear and join us as we usher in the start of the time of the year where public drunkeness is extra allowed. Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, Jan. 10, 2017 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: 12th(+4) Night Start Address: Coliseum […]

Trail #637 – “5th Anal Get your Comic On” – Q.E. Oui Oui & ReTARDIS

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlightDate: Thursday, Jan. 4, 2017Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!Theme: Get Your Comic On! 5th Anal!Start Address: The Balls (881 Convention Center Blvd, New Orleans, LA 70130)Hare & Co-hares: Q.E. Oui Oui, ReTARDISBeer hare: TBDPre-Lube: Ugly Dog Saloon (401 Andrew Higgins Blvd., NOLA 70130)On-After: TBDDog Friendly: Yes. Be […]

Trail #636 – “The Shittiest Trail of the Year” – Dickie Wong Stocking, Chew Toy, & P.S. Knave

We are here to throw the final and shittiest voodoo trail of the year! Expect to run through dog shit, get rained on, get lost and then drink for it, have someone drink your good beer that you got for Christmas, etc. It’s just that time of year for super shitty people to cum together […]

Trail #635 – “XXXMAS under the lights” – Hitachi Topic & Saved By the Bush

Dashing through the blow, my nose acting like a sleigh. In the whore we go, balls deep all the way Belle she bobs on me, making spirits bright Oh what fun it is to cum, in a New Orleans whore tonight…. Jingle Bells, Cockness smells, Q. E. laid an egg. The Twater mobile has big […]

Trail #634 – “Won’t You Be My Neighbor? (Mister Rogers)” – Toyota Rollova and What’s Warm

This week, we are celebrating the 50th anniversary of Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood. There’s no one else in this world like you, and we like you just the way you are. Throw on your best cardigan/sweater and join us on a trail to the Land of Make Believe! Won’t you be our neighbor?! Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack […]