Trail #851: Halloween Hangover

Halloween is over. Now get back to work, peasant! You may no longer give candy to stranger’s kids while dressed up as Throat Goat (aka Nancy Reagan). You will march from the start of trail to receive beer rations, which will be withheld if you have not created sufficient value for shareholders. Acts of rebellion, such as wearing a costume, will be met with swift and unforgiving punishment (wear a costume). Theme: Halloween Hangover Start Address: Upperline street, just below Freret, near the empty lot Hare & Co-hares: We Knew About the Penis Beer hare: MILF Pre-Lube: Another Bar On-After: … Continue ReadingTrail #851: Halloween Hangover


Black Dress, a Voodoo H3 tradition, is the same day as All Saints’ Day. The holiday is one of three days meant to celebrate the deceased. Come on out for an evening in your finest black attire and follow trail to pay your respects (flowers and candles are customary) and drink a beer with friends after. Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Tuesday, November 1, 2022 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: BLACK DRESS Start Address: Cabrini Bridge (Cabrini High School side) Hare & Co-hares: In the Kitchen Beer hare: TBD Pre-Lube: Pal’s Lounge On-After: Pal’s … Continue ReadingTrail #850: BLACK DRESS RUN

Trail #849: 9th Anal Happy Hooters Hash (Pink Dress)

It is October and what a better way to close out the month and prep for Halloween with the 9th anal Happy Hooters Hash (aka pink dres r*n). Don your most favorite pink outfit, and join us for a charity hash benefiting the American Cancer Society for Breast Cancer Awareness and Education. I will have Happy Hooters Supporter buttons for $5. Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, October 27, 2022 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: 9th Anal Happy Hooters Hash (Pink Dress) Start Address: Laurence Square Park 4401 Magazine St, New Orleans, LA 70115 … Continue ReadingTrail #849: 9th Anal Happy Hooters Hash (Pink Dress)

Trail #848: Foosball

Thursday night football bar crawl! This time with more Taysom Hill! **THIS STARTS AT 6:45, and casket beer is provided with your $1 hash cash.** Seeing how the Saints game is on Thursday this week, let’s hash to the spots where the game is gonna be on! Bring your saints gear, your Who-Dat-itude, and money for beer/wings, and let’s cheer on the regional sportsball team! Trail is A prime, and we will hash in between each quarter to a new bar. There ill be a Turkey Eagle split so the fitness freaks can hash off the calories. Don’t worry about … Continue ReadingTrail #848: Foosball

Trail #847: It’s Bobunk!

Remember the eleventh episode in Season 3 of Sabrina the Teenage Witch where Sabrina accidentally erased Christmas from history and then has to work with Father Christmas to get it unerased? (Yeah, I know, it’s my favorite episode too) Well, as you know, in that episode we find out that the beloved holiday Bobunk was permanently erased from history by Salem the Cat. Bobunk is a celebration of cats, food, liquor, food with liquor in it and food shaped liked cats.(We’re only guessing. The holiday was erased from the world’s memory). Feel free to dress in your most traditional Bobunk … Continue ReadingTrail #847: It’s Bobunk!