Category: Trail Announcements

In honor of Steak & Blowjob Day, there is none more appropriate than our resident gobbler to jiggle along on this trail. Come join us on a light adventure with a big load of reward for all. There will be some meaty bits for y’all to nibble or gobble on to your hearts content and fluids to lap up at certain points of the trail. Show Voodoo how you like to use your mouth hole the best! Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight. Date: Thursday, March 14, 2024 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: Steak & Blowjobs … Continue ReadingTrail #926 Steak & Blowjobs

Trail #925 Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight/headlamp Date: Thursday, March 7, 2024 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: Would you love me if I was a worm? Hey VooDoo, how you Dune?! Are you ready to get vermicultured? March is the month of the Worm Moon and this week’s trail is a celebration of wrigglers! Dress in worm theme (whether that be your best Shai-Hulud costume or just stapling gummy worms to your hash tee) and get ready for a tubular trail! Start Address: Fischer Place 516 S Carrollton Ave, New Orleans, LA 70118 Hare: Whordini … Continue ReadingTrail #925 – Would you love me if I was a worm?

***Note the Time & Hash Cash Change! Food & Cheap Beer Provided with Hash Cash*** Bring: ***$8 Hash Cash – includes food and cheap beer*** (if you want better beer bring your own) Date: Thursday, February 29, 2024 Time: ***6pm show, 6:30pm GO!*** Theme: Jimmy Swaggart Quadrenn-anal Leap Year Pick Up Hash! 🍆 🍑👅👌🏻👈🏻 Start: Near the corner of N. Arnoult Road and Airline Drive in Metairie (right before Star Service Auto at 3607 Airline Dr, Metairie, LA 70001) Hares: Hitachi Topic (trail), CUM muter (food), Spotted Dick (beer) Dog Friendly: Yes Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything … Continue ReadingVoodoo Trail #924 – Jimmy Swaggart Quadrenn-anal Leap Year Pick UpHash!

Trail #923 President’s Trail Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight/headlamp Date: Thursday, February 22, 2024 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: Presidents (bonus points if you accessorize as a president Alive or 💀) Start Address: 701 Mazant Street New Orlenas, LA 70117 (Field by The Joint BBQ) Hare & Co-hares: Just a Lil PP Beer hare: Oh Brother Where Cum Towel Pre-Lube/On-After: Parleaux lab Dog Friendly: Yes Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? N/A Approx. -l-l-l–> length: (does not include YBFs or actually solving checks) Trail is A-A, 3ish miles

Carnival’s come and gone like a one-night stand. How you feelin’, baby? Are you tired? A little sore? Basking in the afterglow or re-evaluating your life choices? Whatever your poison, we’ve got the remedy- COME TO TRAIL ON THURSDAY. We’ll have nature. We’ll have exercise. You can drink a beer. You can drink a Gatorade! You can bring your poor dog who hasn’t had a walk since mid-January. If we didn’t acknowledge your birthday because your birthday is during Carnival, WE WILL ACKNOWLEDGE IT NOW. Wear whatever’s on top of the laundry pile. Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), … Continue ReadingTrail #922 – Post Mardi Gras