America is 250 and July is hot! Let’s cool down as we celebrate America’s birthday with water balloons (reuseable), glitter (biodegradable), and your flashiest red/white/& blue ensembles.
Date: Thursday July 2, 2026
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Prelube: Bud Rips Old 9th Ward Bar – 900 Piety, New Orleans, LA 70117
On After: The Country Club (pool) – 634 Louisa St, New Orleans, LA 70117 if you’re nasty or J&J’s Sports Lounge – 800 France St, New Orleans, LA 70117
Start: 3420 Chartres St. New Orleans, LA 70119 (Crescent Park parking lot off Chartres St. between Desire & Gallier St.)
Bring: $1 (no coins), Beverages of choice (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight, sparklers
Hare & Co-Hares: Shitler’s List, Petrified Wood, Whordini
Beer Hare: TBD
Dog Friendly: bring your pups!
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Sparkles, glitter, hope for the future of democracy
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 3ish miles
Trail is A to A+