A drinking club with a running problem in New Orleans, LA
Remember, remember, the fifth of November. Hares: Pastor Bait-Her, Udderly Rititulous, Just Andee When: November 5th, 6:30 pm Where: Spain St. and N. Peters St. (The Marigny) Theme: Guy Fawkes / V for Vendetta / All Black! $1 and a 6-pack, $6 if you suck and don’t bring any beer. As always, don’t be the 1% that doesn’t bring your flashlight and a whistle!
I’m a big scrapey/not-bendy/sore from my post Saints game shenanigans the other evening (I swear to God I’ll pistol-whip the next guy that says ‘shenanigans‘), so instead of something resembling cleverness, I’ll instead treat you to a song: My name is Jack (nah nah-nah nah-nah nah-nah) I’m a Necrophiliac (nah nah-nah nah-nah nah-nah) I fuck dead women (nah nah-nah nah-nah nah-nah) And I fill ’em full of jism (nah nah-nah nah-nah nah-nah) I get frustrated (nah nah-nah nah-nah nah-nah) When they’re cremated (nah nah-nah nah-nah nah-nah) ‘Cause try as you must (nah nah-nah nah-nah nah-nah) You can’t fuck dust! So …
Man, just when you thought you’d caught your breath from the non-stop onslaught that was Red Dress Week, here comes Hashoween!* Here’s a quick run-through of what’s going on: Thursday Oct. 29th: Cemetery Hash! Hares: Licks ‘Em Young and Just Jarvis. Regular hash “rules” ($1 + 6-pack). Meet at Rosedale Dr. and City Park Avenue at 6:30, hares off at 7. Park on City Park Ave. – not in Delgado’s parking lot. Saturday Oct. 31st (Halloween): 2nd Anal Costume Pub Crawl “Hared” by Tidy Bowl Man, Montana Boy Toy and Just Kim. Meet up at Molly’s at the Market …
This past Sunday, Tandy Ass’ father Spread ‘Em Wide (Louis) passed away. Spream ‘Em Wide was a long-ago hasher with NOH3. I was fortunate enough to spend time with him right after Katrina and then sporadically over the past few years. Louis was truly a special person – incredibly kind, devilishly clever, and incredibly smart. Several years ago, he was diagnosed with brain cancer. It looked like he had beaten it but a few weeks ago, it came back strong. Please send along your thoughts and prayers to Tandy Ass and Just Andee.
I usually joke in circle that there won’t be a quiz. Today is an exception, but don’t worry, it’s not difficult. There is a 10 second time limit though. Aaaaaaaaaand go! Does this week’s hash have to do with: A) Lack-A-Virgin, Hey! 2) Chum Dumpster C) Show Me Your Posse Ok, pencils down, class. HEY! 2Mo5Ho, I said pencils down! Do you want to sit on some ice again? I didn’t think so. If you chose C, congratulations, you win! And what’s your prize? A hash this week hared by Show Me Your Posse! Aw, don’t feel bad losers, you …
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