Author: hareraiser

Mardi Gras is over and Lent has begun. It is time to pay penance for your sins on trail. Dress in black as we tour the French Quarter and repent. There will be a temptation check with balls of fire awaiting your failure. Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight, self-flagellation devices such as but not limited to: rulers, tasers, those cute little self-whipping thingies, Iron Maidens, season 2 of Breaking Bad, tax bills, high school yearbooks, bear mace, actual mace, a medieval mace, and your Nickelback collection. Don’t listen to Nickelback? Don’t worry — Iceman has a … Continue ReadingTrail #810: Penance is a Bitch

**PLEASE NOTE THE TIME CHANGE! 5:45 PM HARES AWAY, 6:00 PM HOUNDS AWAY!! THIS IS SO WE DON’T MISS THE PARADES!! Come join the Voodoo Hash for the Anal Muses Trail! There will be no Beer Near on-on this trail so that we catch as much of the parades as we can. Special shoes (or tokens that we’ll exchange for shoes) handcrafted by some of your favorite Voodoo hashers will be out on trail for the hounds to find. Shoes can sometimes be tough to get at the actual Muses Parade, so here’s your chance to take one home! Start … Continue ReadingTrail #809: MUSES

Starting this weekend is the first weekend of long overdue Mardi Gras. Yours truly will be riding Sunday in the final parade of the day as a Knight in King Arthur. So get ready with your best MG attire to impress this old Knight before his next ride and the public as ya’ll run (or stroll…cause again, Im old) through the streets of Uptown. Its almost Mardi Gras…Celebration time! Start: Samuel Square Park. Corner of S. Saratoga and Napoleon (same side as Ms. Mae’s). Trail Hare: The one true Haberdasher: Can I Watch Beer Hare: Quesa Did Her Pre-Lube: Wherever … Continue ReadingTrail #808: It’s Almost Mardi Gras!

2/10 is the birthday of a heartbreaker, so what better way to celebrate than by having a trail inspired by him? Single people, let’s party! Non-single…y’all can come too. Just don’t rub it in. Dress in all black to hide your loneliness. Flaunt your favorite dating app to remind you of trash. Be the fire in the eyes every time you think of your ex. Wear those broken hearts. Be prepared to be heartless. There will be no hugging on this trail, as we will be enjoying a non-romantic run/walk around the city. Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), … Continue ReadingTrail #807: Anti-V Day

Come enjoy a brief trail dressed as your favorite cat or dog (or even Catdog) before the rain comes! Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, Feb. 3, 2022 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: Raining Cats & Dogs! Start Address: Neutral Ground across from Ragin Cajun 5151 Canal Blvd, New Orleans, LA 70124 Hare & Co-hares: Whordini & Clitoria’s Secret Beer hare: MILF Pre-Lube/On-After: Bulldog Midcity 5135 Canal Blvd, New Orleans, LA 70124 Dog Friendly: Of course! Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Head lamp, whistle, rain jacket! Approx. … Continue ReadingTrail #806: It’s Raining Cats & Dogs!