Author: hareraiser

Howdy Y’all, Darn Tootin’ are we gonna have a trail this week, and it’s gonna be a hoot. Ain’t Texas such a great state? If you disagree, don’t mess with Texas. Just go along with it. How to dress for this ol shindig? Simple, dress like you’re from the Lone Star state. You could be a rancher or a ol uppity city folk, or just wear something that screams “TEXAS” Join us if you have a hankerin’ for a beer. Trail will be right over yonder. Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, April 28th. Time: … Continue ReadingTrail #818: Deep in the Arse of Texas

Join us for the 6th anal Voodoo Eats Out! The Voodoo Eats Out trail is a running progressive dinner through Mid City. Your hares will serve you a full meal on the route. We’ve all done a shot stop, but have you ever done an appetizer stop? We’re all familiar with Beer Near, but what about Entrée Near? Well, tonight is the night. Best of all, hash cash is still only $1. This year, we will be serving Ukrainian dishes and taking (optional) donations for Nova Ukraine, a non-profit organization providing humanitarian aid to the people of Ukraine (https://novaukraine.org/). Wear … Continue ReadingTrail #817: 6th Annual Voodoo Eats Out!

Thursday Thursday Thursday! We’re off to the races to commemorate Twerkin’s 39th lap around the sun! and their 10th since joining the hash (shout out to my mother kennel Duschanbe H3)! and 19 years in the US Air Force! As such, your tired old shoe rubber will get a rest this week, and should be replaced by rubber on wheels! That’s right nerds! You heard it here first! Thursday the 14th’s trail will be a mother-lickin BASH! Bring your bike, bring your skateboard, or bring your razer scooter! If its got up to two wheels and is not gas powered, … Continue ReadingTrail #816: Happy Birthday Twerkin!

Look, your hares are tired. Spring is springing, festivals are festivaling, social calendars are peaking yet none of us have truly recuperated our social skills or stamina. We’re just so fucking tired. In true New Orleans fashion, do whatever you want for this week. Be weird and don’t bother us please. Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, April 7th Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: DO WHATCHA WANNA Start Address: Parking lot behind Robert’s lakefront Hare & Co-hares: Hitachi Beer hare: Heaux Exotic Pre-Lube: Wherever you want to drink On-After: Stop asking me questions Dog … Continue ReadingTrail #815: DO WHATCHA WANNA

March is more than St. Patrick’s Day. March 1st is National Dadgum That’s Good Day, March 4th is National Dance the Waltz Day, March 9th is National Get Over it Day, March 13th is National Open an Umbrella Indoors Day, March 20th is National Alien Abduction Day, March 28th is National Something on a Stick Day, and March 31st is National Clams on the Half Shell Day. Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, March 31, 2022 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: National…..Insert Your Own Special Day Start Address: Sophie Wright Park, 1941 Magazine St, … Continue ReadingTrail #814: National…..Insert Your Own Special Day