Darn Tootin’ are we gonna have a trail this week, and it’s gonna be a hoot. Ain’t Texas such a great state? If you disagree, don’t mess with Texas. Just go along with it.
How to dress for this ol shindig? Simple, dress like you’re from the Lone Star state. You could be a rancher or a ol uppity city folk, or just wear something that screams “TEXAS”
Join us if you have a hankerin’ for a beer. Trail will be right over yonder.
Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: Thursday, April 28th.
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: Deep in the Arse of Texas
Start Address: 7612 Oak St.
Hare & Co-hares: Clitor-is-what, Clitoria’s Secret, & Just Thom
Beer Hare: Serenickity
Pre-Lube: Snake & Jakes
On-After: Snake & Jakes
Dog Friendly: Yes, those little doggos are more welcome than all the travelers at Buc-ee’s
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail?: No. This trail is going to be less extreme than the Katy Freeway during rush hour.
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 5 miles (does not include YBFs or actually solving checks) (Everything is bigger in Texas! But don’t worry, there will be a Turkey path for you city folks).
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