Author: hareraiser

Happy Pride Hashers! Come join some of your favorite queers as we lay out a colorful trail in one of the most colorful sections of the city. Be prepared to taste the rainbow. This may sound sus, but it really isn’t. However, I can guarantee that it will be fruity. 😉 This trail is designed to be chill, casual, and fun! Wear pride apparel or something colorful! Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, June 2nd Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: Voodoo Pride Parade Start Address: Armstrong Park. (Meet at Corner of Rampart & St. … Continue ReadingTrail #828: Voodoo Pride Parade

Help rub out the end of National Masturbation Month and cum celebrate International Masturbation Day!!! YES! This is a real holiday and not something I just made up. Technically International Masturbation Day is the 28th, but some things can’t wait. We promise the first half to be HARRIER and HARDER than the second half. Hopefully it’s LONG enough, but tbD. Hopefully we’ll STROKE up some good VIBES for campout this weekend. #LAO. Let’s get those Muffin’s Buffin, Jack your Beanstalks, and Sauce your Tacos. Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, May 26, 2022 Time: 6:30 … Continue ReadingTrail #822: National Masturbation Day

SKIES OUT THIGHS OUT! We’re pulling out some of the hits. Let me know if you guys remember this one, let’s call it checkback #1 Is it just me, or is it getting hot out here. like real hot. Like too hot for any excess fabric. Don’t do a full Timberlake (save it for campout), but the long (hopefully not) and the short(s) of it are, that most of you were coming in short shorts and as topless as is legal anyway, so why not embrace it. And I get it, I changed the saying, the sentiment remains the same, … Continue ReadingTrail #821: Skies Out Thighs Out

Do you like to pah-ty pah-ty? Do you have your rubber boots and pah-ty pants? Jah?! Zen get ready! Spah-kle Pah-ty, Spah-kle Pah-ty! Grab your best sequins, squeeze into that gold lame, smear on some bright eyeshadow and come on out. AS ALWAY, BY SHOWING UP TO THIS TRAIL YOU ACKNOWLEDGE THAT YOU WILL BE GLITTER BOMBED. Seriously, it’s not just a possibility, that is a guarantee. Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, May 12th Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: 11th Anal German Sparkle Party Start Address: Fountain in Front of New Orleans Museum … Continue ReadingTrail #820: German Sparkle Party!

What are we REALLY celebrating on Cinco de Mayo? Did you know Cinco De Mayo was the day Chanel No. 5 was introduced in 1921? 5th of May and No. 5 hmmmm. OK OK. Cinco De Mayo is a holiday commemorating the victory of Mexico at the Battle of Puebla when Napoleon III and his 6000 French troops stormed the city of Puebla. France wanted the cities natural resource of Gold around 10 years after the CA Gold Rush. (I swear I didn’t google that). Well that’s your history lesson for today. Come join us this Thursday evening sporting your … Continue ReadingTrail #819: Cinco de Mayo