Trail #822: National Masturbation Day

Help rub out the end of National Masturbation Month and cum celebrate International Masturbation Day!!! YES! This is a real holiday and not something I just made up. Technically International Masturbation Day is the 28th, but some things can’t wait. We promise the first half to be HARRIER and HARDER than the second half. Hopefully it’s LONG enough, but tbD. Hopefully we’ll STROKE up some good VIBES for campout this weekend. #LAO. Let’s get those Muffin’s Buffin, Jack your Beanstalks, and Sauce your Tacos.

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight

Date: Thursday, May 26, 2022

Time: 6:30 pm show, 7:00 pm GO!

Theme: International Masturbation Day

Street address: Freret & Robert St

Hares & CoHares: JustTricity & Everything Butt Sex

Beer Hare: JustDan

Pre-Lube: DatDog ?

On After: Another Bar
(Open mic is Thursdays at Another Bar, so join in if you didn’t get enough personal gratification. BYO horn/guitar/drum but save all cuntry clit-ar performances, skin-flute solos, or devil’s doorbell duets for at home)

Dog Friendly: yes!

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Shiggy-ish socks…hopefully they’re not too stiff.

Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 3.8 miles (does not include YBFs or actually solving checks).

Trail is A to A’ (w/in 400m of A)

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