Author: hareraiser

The first trail I ever did w/ Voodoo was themed Sausage Party! The write up went like this: “Sausage Party! We’re about to kick Decadence into high gear, so what better way to prepare than by throwing a Sausage Party? Feel free to interpret this however you wish, though extra points will be thrown at whomever decides to show up dressed as broccoli. We’re going to tour the Quarter some, see all the sights, and maybe some chain mail speedos. Against my better judgement, glitter is actually encouraged. Guys, the less you wear, the better! We’re gonna give those out-of-town … Continue ReadingTrail #843: Sausage Party II

The Brass Monkey Pox Awareness and Prevention trail will start at the prelube location (2433 Dryades St, New Orleans, LA 70113) Sportsman’s Corner Bar. To ensure that no bodily fluids are exchanged between all wankers in attendance, each attendee will be issued thier very own bottle of fine malt liquor and orange juice with which to concoct a delicious Brass Monkey beverage to their liking. Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, September 8 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: Brass Monkey Pox Awareness Start: 2433 Dryades St, New Orleans, LA 70113 (Sportsman’s Corner Bar) Hare: … Continue ReadingTrail #842: The Brass Monkey Pox Awareness and Prevention Trail

Qui Qui, mon cher. It’s time to follow our inimitable mayor back to our roots and embrace our inner francois. But seeing as how we’re all hella broke, we’re ridin’ this avion Voodoo-style! For a city known for its French shit, it’s time to be better acquainted with all the French shit we have to offer. A petit jazz museum! What does that even mean? We’ll find out! A statue of Joan of Arc! She was French, right? Croissant d’or Patisserie? Why not both? Strap on folks, we’re gettin’ francophiled. Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight, beret, … Continue ReadingTrail #841: French AF

Slick back that mane, throw on some shades, and van surf on down to the 3rd Anal PARTY WOLF Hash. In honor of (what would have been) my BFFurever Scout’s 17 Birthday, let’s sink our teeth into some beers, howl at the moon, make fun of the weakest in the pack, and pound our paws in the Bywater area. Also, there will be one Beer Near. If you don’t know how you identify (wolf, coyote, fox, dingo, edgelord), just ask me. Also, no miserable female dogs allowed (you know who you are)! Life is Ruff, so Drink. Bring: $1 (no … Continue ReadingTrail #840: 3rd Annual Party Wolf!

Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry Headmaster: Albus Dumbledore (Order of Merlin, First Class, Grand Sorc., Chf. Warlock, Supreme Mugwump, International Confed. of Wizards) Dear Half-Mind, We are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Please find enclosed a list of all necessary books and equipment. Term begins on August 23. We await your owl by no later than August 21. Yours sincerely, Iceman Thumbeth, Deputy Headmistress Welcome to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft & Wizardry! On Thursday, join with us as we take the journey back to school to start a … Continue ReadingTrail #839: Back to Hogwarts