Author: hareraiser

Bring: $1 (no coins), 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, July 21 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: Dog Days of Summer Welcome back to July in the North Caribbean! It’s hotter than a whore in church! Hotter than a priest in preschool! As soon as you go outside, you’re moister than an oyster! What better way to celebrate than to head outside and celebrate your love of dogs, beer, and running! Put on your finest and your caninest, and be sure to clip your nails. We’ll meet next to a giant pink toilet and go on a tour … Continue ReadingTrail #835: Dog Days of Summer

Have you had enough of running from crazed derby girls, river varments or other NOLA inspired weirdness? Cool. Now its time to just run something more traditional such as running down your wayward GM. And beer. And exercise is good. You know..hash stuff. So come out and run1 Beer hare – Scuba Steve Pre-Lub & On after – Cooter Browns Start – Dublin Park behind Walgreens at Riverbend. Trail length – 3.1 miles (walkers follow trail) Also, I am the real Hab. This is a coup. Henceforth and forever more, call me King Hab Watch the IV. Amen.

Are you seeing mad as a bull (i’m more mad as a hatter myself)? Are you seeing red (not dresses)? Are you miffed, techty, irked, fuming or livid? Perhaps you are fit to be tied Let’s face it, there are a lot of really good reasons to be a bit hot under the collar. Well you are in luck, the Running of the Bulls is this weekend (might be a bit late to rego as a bull if that is what you were hoping… sozza) and we are going to celebrate by running around their turf. Bring: $1 (no coins); … Continue ReadingTrail #833: Running of the Bulls

CIRCLE UP FOR STORY TIME WITH GRANDPA WOOD, HARES AND HARRIETES. YOU JUST DONT KNOW HWO GOOD YALL HAVE IT NOWDAYS. BACK IN MY DAY, WE USED TO RUN 10, 20, 30 MILE TRAILS, UPHILL TO BEER NEAR AND ON IN. IT WAS HOT AS HELL AND THERE WE’RE BLIZZARDS AT THE SAME TIME!!1!!1! THE BEER WAS ALWAYS HOT TO. AND WE DIDN’T CARE, WE WOULD CUM TO TRAIL EVERY WEEK!!! AND LIKE IT TO!!!!!11 Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, June 30th, 2022 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: BOOMER Start Address: 619 St. … Continue ReadingTrail #832: BOOMER

Dangerous potholes! Never-ending construction! Fabulosity! Join us for a legendary journey through Bywater streets that will combine sequins and fantasy, gorgeous gowns and death saves. Bring your own glam and range weapons to #beyourownqueero and save the world in the shade of great queens and old gods. Oh, and beer. Lots of that too. Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight, glitz, companion animals, runes, D20, and back stories Date: Thursday, June 23, 2022 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! (Hard 7:00 start bc Parleaux closes at 9. You’ve been warned) Theme: dungeons & drag queens Start Address: Parleaux, … Continue ReadingTrail #831: Dungeons and Drag Queens