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#180 – Cum Early Cum Quick

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6:00 SHOW. 6:30 GO! WE ARE NOT MISSING MUSES. WE ARE STARTING 30 MINUTES EARLY. EVERYTHING ELSE IS THE SAME Bring $1 and a six pack. You probably want to bring a little extra alcohol/food for the parade. If you want free alcohol, be prepared to get naked and probably put out. This offer excludes P.S. Knave and Eyes up Here. On On, EBS Hare: Broke Back Dyke Theme: Mardi Gras Attire Location:Coliseum St & St Andrew St New Orleans, LA 70130 Time: THURSDAY, March 3rd. 6:00pm Show. 6:30pm, Go! View Larger Map

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#179 – Carnival and Circus Freaks!

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We’re starting uptown, and for the love of the flying spaghetti monster I hope our hares don’t finish in a neighborhood. Apparently, 1000’s of screaming drunks can show up in the garden district for a parade, but 40 some odd hashers are just too damn loud during circle! When Slam and No Cunt Troll are in charge, it’s just a matter of time before the freaky shit starts happening. Fuck if I know what expect this week. I know I better see some damn good costumes though. Carnival is here!!!!! on-on, Everything Butt Sex Bring $1, a six pack, a … Continue Reading#179 – Carnival and Circus Freaks!

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#178 – Cuntry Dirtay South

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Ya herd? I really didn’t know to think when T.W.O.T. told me this week’s theme was the Cuntry dirtay South. So I did what any white, middle class, male, computer programmer would do. I looked it up on UrbanDictionary.com Dirty South – Where the best comes from. Where they get crunk at. Where the thickest girls come from. Where the sexiest accents come from. Them Sexi girls rep that Dirty South, 511 ward! The Dirty South, Baton Rouge, goes hard! (I changed Texas to 511 in the definition because I find Texas to be personally offensive) know what I’m talkin … Continue Reading#178 – Cuntry Dirtay South

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Hash Trash and News.

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Not much on hash trash since the only thing shorter than the hare, was the trail itself. We saw some hard nipples and chattering teeth. I didn’t see one fucking tit check!!!! Oh well, This is what’s happening this weekend!! Ok so it appears that some out of town hashers are planning a social for us locals on Friday 02/11/2011 to toast to “G’s” memory in Jackson Square, 7:30pm. Meet at Turtle Bay around 6pm. From there they will go to Cafe Pontalba for 7:30pm for the toast. Social 6pm. Turtle Bay on Decatur. Then Toast to “G” 7:30pm Cafe … Continue ReadingHash Trash and News.

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#177 – Dead Celebrities II

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As our hare, Tidy Bowl Man, would say, “I am so funny, I kill myself!!! ” Well, whether celebrities kill themselves through pills, alcohol, or erotic asphyxiation, we love us some dead ones. We’re putting the fun in Funeral this week. Show up as someone famous, who’s dead! Show up as someone they played in a movie. It’s a FUNeral theme, so dress up you fucking wankers. NOH3 needs volunteers for the two water stations for the Rock N Roll marathon. Meet at Sunday 7am, Esplanade and N. Derbigny. Red Dress is mandatory!!! Food, beer, music will be provided for volunteers only, you … Continue Reading#177 – Dead Celebrities II