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#149 – Send in the clowns.

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The Jackson Square Camera Cho Penis, our most recent import from Cali, wants to celebrate his Wednesday birthday by haring for us on Thursday. So, to return the favor, we are going to have a clown themed party for him. The kid loves clowns, dont hate, fornicate. This is real deal folks, I want giant red noses, 80 color wigs and size 44 shaq style shoes on trail. Youre all a bunch of clowns anyway, so let it out. Theme: Clown Party Hares: Cho Penis (Voodoo Virgin Lay!), Dickie Wong (Navigation Team) Start: public park at Prytania and Pleasant Time: 6:30 show / 7:00 GO! Prelube: Prytania … Continue Reading#149 – Send in the clowns.

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#148 – Hashmas in July

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What does TidyBowlMan want for Christmas? Two virgins at the same time! Hopefully one of these inexperienced chestnuts won’t just lay back all night and make Tidy do all the work. On top of the usual 6 pack and $1, the hares want everyone to bring a gift for a white elephant game. Anything from alcohol to anal beads should suffice for the hash. Fuck, we’ll even enjoy one of those joke calendars from Spencer’s. Can we end the hash at Mr. Binky’s for the 1% who doesn’t bring a gift? I heard 8 lays a week is in the … Continue Reading#148 – Hashmas in July

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#147 – Happy Birthday! Fuck You!

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Babyfacial is turning 39, Lick A Lotta Cock is turning 31 and I, Butt Sex, I’m turning 29. We all made goals to hit before next year. Licka wants a new dildo she can keep to herself this time. Baby is hoping he can look down and finally see a pubic hair, and I’m probably going to finally try and stick it in that other hole for once. All these goals might be asking to much of us.  Quite frankly, we don’t give a fuck. It’s our day, and we’re leading you wanking sausages through Lakeview. We’re changing shit up. … Continue Reading#147 – Happy Birthday! Fuck You!

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You’ve been Iced, Baby

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My Oh My, how on earth did Texticle Teaser go on hashing/walking for over a year and never laid a freaking trail? Well, the timidness (implying hesitant on this one, that CocoRum-lovin’ gal ain’t shy) wore off as she felt compelled to conquer her first lay in the Lower Garden.  Was her co-hare Dickie Wongstocking rough with her? Considering how hot and sweaty she looked, we reckon so. Sorry, Chum. Was it a shitty trail? It wasn’t shitty but to commemorate the icy theme in this hot ass city, someone had the notion to sit on ice as I quote … Continue ReadingYou’ve been Iced, Baby

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#146 – Ice Ice Baby

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Yo, Vanilla, this week’s Voodoo is a celebration of all things icy, frozen and nippley. So, in order to recognize this weekends Tour De Liqueur, we will be looking for some uptown things to do to beat the summatime heat that you know is coming on Saturday. Goals include, ice cold beer drankin’, air conditioned drankin’, poolside drankin’, shade tree drankin’, summatime treats drankin’, sprinkler drankin’, and hares sitting on bags of ice… drankin’! Theme: Summertime tour de ice! Hares: Textical Teaser (Virgin Lay) and Dickie Wong Start:Camp at Felicity, under the shade trees Time: 6:30 show / 7:00pm GO! … Continue Reading#146 – Ice Ice Baby