It’s carnival time, you know what that means…. TIT CHECK!

Hares: Puppy Love Machine and Tidy Bowl Man
When: 6:30pm, Jan 14th
Where: Rouses’ Parking lot, corner of Tchoupitoulas and Napoleon
Theme: Carnival Season. Wear carnival colors and a maskĀ (HIGHLY recommended).
Costs: $1 and a six-pack. Bring your farking masks, flashlights, and whistles too, wankers.
Check out dantesmasquerade.com for Got Milk’s custom mask offerings. Tidy Bowl will bring some $15 masks to the hash start point for anyone who wants them.
[googleMap name=”Rouses’ Parking Lot” width=”500″ height=”300″]Tchoupitoulas and Napoleon, New Orleans LA[/googleMap]

Butt Sex, who I’ve appointed as CEO of PreLube, (not an actual hash position) has decided we can prelube at Tchop45 tonight. He and I are showing for 5ish. Tchop45 is across the street from the rouses we’re starting at, so there’s that. I will buy a drink for anybody willing to drink with their mask on in the bar. At least until I lose interest or the bartender gets mad.
Scum bags……………..worthless trash