Trail #753: Krewe of House Floats, Part Un

Come one, come all to Part Un of Voodoo’s, hopefully never an anal, Krewe of House Floats Uptown tour! You thought you liked looking at Halloween and Christmas decorations well you were WRONG. Celebrate Fat Tuesday and work off your many drowned sorrows and fat king cake bodies safely #mask up. Please please please dress to impress – this may be your big chance to costume (part un de deux – you will get a chance next week when we take our house float tour to another neighborhood) and I want to give back joy and appreciation to all the folx who decorated their homes FOR THE CULTURE👏 It is excited to have people appreciate your art & hardwork. Plus I miss seeing your sexy bodies in lace, straps, glitter, and tulle. We have gotten soft. Do you even know how to hash in 4″ heels, with a unitard so hard up your butt, and a damn headpiece balanced on your head anymore??

If you wankers show up and show out, I may even have a special celebratory COCKtail for you all at on-in.

Bring: $1 (we are taking $$ again!); 6-pack and personal cooler, whistle, flashlight

Date: Thursday, February 4, 2021

Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!

Theme: Krewe of House Floats: Part Un

Start Address: Lawrence Square, 900 Napolean Ave., New Orleans, LA 70115

Hare & Co-hares: Tits Don’t Fit

Beer hare: Jewy Jewy Gang Bang

Pre-Lube: Your costume closet.

On-After: Ya bedroom or my bedroom? Jk, definitely not my bedroom.

Dog Friendly: yes!

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Best bring your costume, cause it may be the only time you get to wear one this year. Then probably also a coat to wear over your costume or enough booze so you don’t need a coat. You know, Mardi Gras style.

Approx. -l-l-l–> length: (does not include YBFs or actually solving checks). Eagle 7.5 miles, Turkey 3.5-4

Trail is A to A

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