Trail #750: Put the Dick in Dickinson

I’m a ho, buddy! Who are you?
Are you – a ho – too?
Then there’s a pair of us!
Let’s tell! Advertise & get dough!

How boring – if you – say no, buddy!
How teasing – like a Toad –
To croak about – and joce all day –
And blow your load – alone!

Come celebrate the life – and death – of one of America’s most brilliant writers through a virtual trail designed to stimulate your mind as well as your body (giggity).

Find within the easter eggs a clue for you – follow the clues to find a trail that is true. All locales are Bywater-bound – at the On-In a “buzz” can be found!

Bring: To Go Boozies and Koozies, a cell phone (in case you need it to help solve clues), a mask (COVID is real), a casket (if you’re into method acting. Also if you forget your mask, this will come in handy).

Date: Thursday, 1/14/21

Time: Trail will be laid around 7am and will be checked once at noon to make sure it’s still there. Zoom circle will be at 8:00pm (look for link on FB).

Theme: Put the Dick in Dickinson

Start Address: Mickey Markey Park (3301 Royal St)

Hare & Co-hares: Mr. hEd, the Ghost of Emily Dickinson, Death, Bee, a dozen or so house flies

Beer hare: N/A

Pre-Lube: N/A

On-After: N/A omg stop rubbing it in

Dog Friendly: Yes

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? No

Approx. -l-l-l–> length: (does not include YBFs or actually solving checks).  2.5 miles, further if you guess the clues wrong!

Trail is A to A, A to B, etc.: A to A+

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