Y’all I am here to tell you that 2020 Mulan remake SUX. It did inspire me to rewatch the 1998 masterpiece which has given me STRENGTH. My reflections are all the person that I want to see and I hope yours are too. I want us to bring our best Mulan heat by wearing whatever brings honor to your family tree and keeps your father standing tall. Also, if honoring your family is not how you be your best self, then f*ck em. That’s how Mulan saved the Emperor (and China) and got a hot boyfriend. Gender fluidity encouraged on trail.
Bring: BYOB – Iced 6-pack which can be transported in the beer car, a whistle, flashlight, and MASK or face covering.
Date: Thursday, Sept. 10th, 2020
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: Please Bring Honor To Us All
Start Address: Park where Zachary Taylor Dr. meets Wisner Trail on the bayou – for GPS use 194 Zachary Taylor Dr, New Orleans, LA 70124
Hare & Co-hares: Tits Don’t Fit & JackOff the Rigor
Beer hare: Jewy Jewy Gang Bang
Pre-Lube: The Bayou
On-After: The Bayou
Dog Friendly: Yes.
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? If you are running eagle you will want shiggy socks and a flashlight.
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 3.2 miles Turkey / 6-7 miles Eagle
Trail is A to A