The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

Trail #731 – Please Bring Honor To Us All

Y’all I am here to tell you that 2020 Mulan remake SUX. It did inspire me to rewatch the 1998 masterpiece which has given me STRENGTH. My reflections are all the person that I want to see and I hope yours are too. I want us to bring our best Mulan heat by wearing whatever brings honor to your family tree and keeps your father standing tall. Also, if honoring your family is not how you be your best self, then f*ck em. That’s how Mulan saved the Emperor (and China) and got a hot boyfriend. Gender fluidity encouraged on trail.


Bring: BYOB – Iced 6-pack which can be transported in the beer car, a whistle, flashlight, and MASK or face covering.


Date: Thursday, Sept. 10th, 2020


Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!


Theme: Please Bring Honor To Us All


Start Address: Park where Zachary Taylor Dr. meets Wisner Trail on the bayou – for GPS use 194 Zachary Taylor Dr, New Orleans, LA 70124


Hare & Co-hares: Tits Don’t Fit & JackOff the Rigor


Beer hare: Jewy Jewy Gang Bang


Pre-Lube: The Bayou


On-After: The Bayou


Dog Friendly: Yes.


Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? If you are running eagle you will want shiggy socks and a flashlight.


Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 3.2 miles Turkey / 6-7 miles Eagle


Trail is A to A

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