oah, it be hot – and we be sweaty – so sweaty that our limbs (and our chub) do not rub, but rather slide, and slip. And WOAH, we cannot even rub our bodies together like sloppy eels 🐍 because COVID19 has cum 💦 all over our faces and in our ear 👂canals and city canals…….I digress.
In these uncertain times, let me ferry 🚣 you to the edge of where you never knew you wanted to be, and may actually not want to go – GENTILLY! To the edge of our great city we shall travail, into neighborhoods unknown, shiny as newborns from the embryonic sack. 🐣
We shall cross France to meet Pocahontas! We will cower at the almighty feet of Odin and Mithra, before they make peace with Hiawatha in the great nation of Chickasaw.
Bring: BYOB – Iced 6-pack which can be transported in the beer car, a whistle, flashlight, and MASK or face covering.
Date: Thursday, July 23, 2020
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! (sharp, trail is long so we want to start promptly)
Theme: Friction Free on the Fringes
Start Address: Schabel Playground, 2915 Hiawatha St., New Orleans, LA 70126
Hare & Co-hares: Tits Don’t Fit
Beer hare: Banana Slit 🍌
Pre-Lube: Choose your own adventure.
On-After: Choose your own adventure.
Dog Friendly: Yes, beware they may fall off the edge of the earth if not leashed.
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Shiggy socks would be advisable, but not mandatory. Dat grass be long out on da edge of the earf, yeah.
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: ~7miles r*nners / 3 miles walkers (map provided for lead walker, there will be parts where you follow trail, but I don’t have time to go dead lay the inbetweeny bits. I will print spare maps for anyone who feels more comfortable running with one).
Trail is A to A
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