The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

Trail #595 – “A Very Merry UNbirthday” – Mr. hEd, Fuck-A-Bear, Q.E. Oui Oui, Iceman Thumbeth, Woody Poke Her, Patrick Gayze

Let’s all congratulate us with another pint of beer
A very merry unbirthday to you!
To who?
To me
Oh you!
Now, statistics prove, prove that you’ve one birthday
Imagine, just one birthday every year
Ah, but there are three hundred and sixty four unbirthdays!
Precisely why we’re gathered here to cheer, with beer!
A very merry unbirthday to you, to you
To me?
To you!
A very merry unbirthday
For me?
For you!
Now blow the whistle when you’re on my dear
And make your wish come true
A merry merry unbirthday to you!
Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight, bunny ears, talking cats, magical mushrooms
Date: Thursday, April 26, 2017
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: Happy Un-Birthday to You! (
Start Address: Kennedy Place (Park at the corner of Ursulines and Rendon)
Hare & Co-hares: Mr. hEd, Fuck-A-Bear, Q.E. Oui Oui, Iceman Thumbeth, Woody Poke Her, Patrick Gayze if his imaginary wife gives him permission
Beer hareMoist of All
Pre-Lube: Pa’s (949 N. Rendon St., New Orleans, LA 70119)
On-After: Pal’s (949 N. Rendon St., New Orleans, LA 70119)
Dog Friendly: Only if your dogs are willing to go down the rabbit hole
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Bring your bunny onesies, cheshire smiles, tea cups, and, of course, your birthday suits. Hallucinogenic drugs optional.
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: True Trail is 5 miles (but there are four speciality checks, so don’t worry about alcohol withdrawal). Walkers will be on a separate walking trail.
Trail is A to A Prime, so beware, you zenning mofo’s.
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