Trail #582 – “Steven King’s: IT’s a Shitty Trail” – 7 Scuba Steve, Miss Jizzle, & IME

Do you have a fear of being lost forever on trail?  A trail so shitty it inspired by the master of terror, Steven King, to write IT SUCKS, Salem’s Lost, and The Green 6″.  Experience the horror of this trail yourself and show your appreciation for one of America’s best writers. (Except for that time he wrote Maximum Overdrive… Sleepwalkers… Tommy Knockers…)
Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: Thursday, Jan. 18, 2017
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: Steven King’s IT’s a Shitty Trail
Start Address: Pink Street Pub, 201 Aris Ave, Metairie, LA 70005
Hare & Co-hares:  7 Scuba Steve, Miss Jizzle, and IME
Beer hare: Cock-abooty-Boo
Pre-Lube: Pink Street Pub, 201 Aris Ave, Metairie, LA 70005
On-After: Pink Street Pub, 201 Aris Ave, Metairie, LA 70005
Dog Friendly: Cujo can come.
 
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail?  Bring a FLASHLIGHT
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: Approximately 5.0 with T/E split
 
Trail is A-A
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